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Old 09-24-2006, 09:13 PM   #7241 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:01 AM   #7242 (permalink)
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Streak has every album in the boston pops collection.

edit... too late...

Ch'i goes over to Streak's house daily and lovingly cleans every record in Streak's Boston Pops collection.
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Old 09-25-2006, 10:19 AM   #7243 (permalink)
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Sir Lance is really short for Sir Lancelot... He couldnt take the Lancelot title because he lost a jousting tourney once and decided on Lance to remind him of his shortcoming. He is however preparing a comeback in the future... as soon as they allow Jousting in the olympics!
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Old 09-25-2006, 12:57 PM   #7244 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-25-2006, 12:58 PM   #7245 (permalink)
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UP formed his own religion in which communion consists of green eggs and ham. Cat in the Hat is his bible...
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:22 PM   #7246 (permalink)
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In which SL is the primary enforcer. He calls himself Warlord of Green but so far has only managed to bully several cats and a gopher into following their doctrine.
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:48 PM   #7247 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2006, 09:59 PM   #7248 (permalink)
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Ch'i presently works videotaping people swimming with Dolphins.

Of course he is the only one who ever swims with the naked Larry Csonka and Bob Griese, so needless to say he has a hard time paying his bills.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:36 AM   #7249 (permalink)
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Pan once wanted to be a pornography film director.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:17 PM   #7250 (permalink)
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Which LS knows because she is a porno director and Pan had come to her for advice.
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:09 PM   #7251 (permalink)
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not only does Z wink at elderly women, he snatches their purses when they try, feebly, to wink back...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:35 PM   #7252 (permalink)
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Unc Phil once did time for purse snatching.... it was a sad time in his life and he is since reformed. He collects purses off eBay now.
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:01 PM   #7253 (permalink)
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Lady Sage sells knock-off purses on eBay as the real thing, and then laughs maniacally while packing them to send to her unsuspecting customers...namely uncle phil.
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:20 PM   #7254 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:47 PM   #7255 (permalink)
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MixedMedia has been in agony over not being able to convert his 8-tracks to CDs.
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:09 PM   #7256 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:12 AM   #7257 (permalink)
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Fremen loves experimenting with new sex positions on his 4-wheeler....

unfortunately, he's usually by himself...
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:51 PM   #7258 (permalink)
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PJ takes polaroids...of snow falling...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:12 PM   #7259 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:28 PM   #7260 (permalink)
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ch'i masturbates to bruce lee . . . and he's straight.
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:31 PM   #7261 (permalink)
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Zeraph lifelong dream is to have full sleeve tattoos on both arms of only Disney characters, especially Donald. He has a thing for Donald.
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Old 09-28-2006, 04:11 PM   #7262 (permalink)
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Medusa puts butter on the palms of her hands and then licks it off. She heard that is the best way to acclimate a cat to a new environment, and has adopted it for herself whenever she moves to a new home or changes jobs.
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Old 09-28-2006, 05:30 PM   #7263 (permalink)
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Kramus steals elf shoes.
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Old 09-28-2006, 05:57 PM   #7264 (permalink)
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Elph has some feline genetics... even now she is having fun with catnip.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:32 PM   #7265 (permalink)
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Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:34 PM   #7266 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
777 lives in a national forest, and dances with the muskrats.

He doesn't get out much...
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:25 PM   #7267 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 777
Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.
Yes but me likes them burt best!

Sir Lance has dated many women in his life... the Smith and Wesson twins, Glock and Ruger. He, however, prefrs Colt. It reminds him of his cowboy days.
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Old 09-29-2006, 12:38 PM   #7268 (permalink)
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LS keeps a tin of skoal in her purse for emergencies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-29-2006, 07:30 PM   #7269 (permalink)
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uncle phil, being a skoal bandit, stole lady sage's, then proceeded to conveniently place it in tea bags.
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:08 PM   #7270 (permalink)
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Ch'i pulls a 9-iron on his pizza-delivery boy everytime he delivers, just to keep him on his toes.
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:15 PM   #7271 (permalink)
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Like a migit in a urinal.

Fremen is that pizza boy.
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:35 AM   #7272 (permalink)
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Ch'i likes to cook for his friends, oddly he really enjoy cooking naked. He's friends were OK with this pecadillo until they caught him stirring three things at once... That didn't go over very well.
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:05 AM   #7273 (permalink)
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SuperModerator Charlatan, can leep tall builds in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, etc. Except in the presence of his great weakness, pornonite.
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Roger Zelazny
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:13 PM   #7274 (permalink)
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trip-sevens is never around when he's supposed to be...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:55 PM   #7275 (permalink)
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Location: Canton, Ohio
You should see UP's halloween costume!
He looks so sexy in fishnets!!!!
Marilyn would be proud.
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:47 PM   #7276 (permalink)
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She's Sage Lady, the real Lad Sagey; all those other Lady Sage's are just imataters.
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:01 PM   #7277 (permalink)
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Ch'i was in business once trying to sell: cheese, leather coats and sides of beef at a vegan nudist colony.
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:36 PM   #7278 (permalink)
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pan has a cache of stolen unicycle seats downstairs in the corner behind the hot water heater...(sick, sick, sick...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:54 PM   #7279 (permalink)
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Which UP spends his afternoons sniffing!
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:24 PM   #7280 (permalink)
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