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Ch'i · 09-24-2006, 09:13 PM

streak_56 Thinks ACDC is an auxiliary input on the back of his television.

SirLance · 09-25-2006, 06:01 AM

Streak has every album in the boston pops collection.

edit... too late...

Ch'i goes over to Streak's house daily and lovingly cleans every record in Streak's Boston Pops collection.

Lady Sage · 09-25-2006, 10:19 AM

Sir Lance is really short for Sir Lancelot... He couldnt take the Lancelot title because he lost a jousting tourney once and decided on Lance to remind him of his shortcoming. He is however preparing a comeback in the future... as soon as they allow Jousting in the olympics!

uncle phil · 09-25-2006, 12:57 PM

LS reads dr. seuss in church...

SirLance · 09-25-2006, 12:58 PM

UP formed his own religion in which communion consists of green eggs and ham. Cat in the Hat is his bible...

Zeraph · 09-25-2006, 03:22 PM

In which SL is the primary enforcer. He calls himself Warlord of Green but so far has only managed to bully several cats and a gopher into following their doctrine.

Ch'i · 09-25-2006, 07:48 PM

Zeraph winks at elderly women.

pan6467 · 09-26-2006, 09:59 PM

Ch'i presently works videotaping people swimming with Dolphins.

Of course he is the only one who ever swims with the naked Larry Csonka and Bob Griese, so needless to say he has a hard time paying his bills.

Lady Sage · 09-27-2006, 03:36 AM

Pan once wanted to be a pornography film director.

Zeraph · 09-27-2006, 03:17 PM

Which LS knows because she is a porno director and Pan had come to her for advice.

uncle phil · 09-27-2006, 04:09 PM

not only does Z wink at elderly women, he snatches their purses when they try, feebly, to wink back...

Lady Sage · 09-27-2006, 04:35 PM

Unc Phil once did time for purse snatching.... it was a sad time in his life and he is since reformed. He collects purses off eBay now.

Grasshopper Green · 09-27-2006, 05:01 PM

Lady Sage sells knock-off purses on eBay as the real thing, and then laughs maniacally while packing them to send to her unsuspecting customers...namely uncle phil.

mixedmedia · 09-27-2006, 05:20 PM

Medusa is solely responsible for the worldwide plague of Viagra spam.

777 · 09-27-2006, 08:47 PM

MixedMedia has been in agony over not being able to convert his 8-tracks to CDs.

Fremen · 09-27-2006, 09:09 PM

Trey cannot drink a beer without it being in his beer-helmut.

paddyjoe · 09-28-2006, 03:12 AM

Fremen loves experimenting with new sex positions on his 4-wheeler....

unfortunately, he's usually by himself...

uncle phil · 09-28-2006, 01:51 PM

PJ takes polaroids...of snow falling...

Ch'i · 09-28-2006, 02:12 PM

uncle phil listens to golf on the radio.

Zeraph · 09-28-2006, 03:28 PM

ch'i masturbates to bruce lee . . . and he's straight.

Grasshopper Green · 09-28-2006, 03:31 PM

Zeraph lifelong dream is to have full sleeve tattoos on both arms of only Disney characters, especially Donald. He has a thing for Donald.

kramus · 09-28-2006, 04:11 PM

Medusa puts butter on the palms of her hands and then licks it off. She heard that is the best way to acclimate a cat to a new environment, and has adopted it for herself whenever she moves to a new home or changes jobs.

Elphaba · 09-28-2006, 05:30 PM

Kramus steals elf shoes.

Lady Sage · 09-28-2006, 05:57 PM

Elph has some feline genetics... even now she is having fun with catnip.

777 · 09-28-2006, 08:32 PM

Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.

SirLance · 09-28-2006, 08:34 PM

777 lives in a national forest, and dances with the muskrats.

He doesn't get out much...

Lady Sage · 09-28-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 777

Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.

Yes but me likes them burt best!

Sir Lance has dated many women in his life... the Smith and Wesson twins, Glock and Ruger. He, however, prefrs Colt. It reminds him of his cowboy days.

uncle phil · 09-29-2006, 12:38 PM

LS keeps a tin of skoal in her purse for emergencies...

Ch'i · 09-29-2006, 07:30 PM

uncle phil, being a skoal bandit, stole lady sage's, then proceeded to conveniently place it in tea bags.

Fremen · 09-29-2006, 10:08 PM

Ch'i pulls a 9-iron on his pizza-delivery boy everytime he delivers, just to keep him on his toes.

Ch'i · 09-29-2006, 10:15 PM

Like a migit in a urinal.

Fremen is that pizza boy.

Charlatan · 10-01-2006, 02:35 AM

Ch'i likes to cook for his friends, oddly he really enjoy cooking naked. He's friends were OK with this pecadillo until they caught him stirring three things at once... That didn't go over very well.

777 · 10-01-2006, 11:05 AM

SuperModerator Charlatan, can leep tall builds in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, etc. Except in the presence of his great weakness, pornonite.

uncle phil · 10-02-2006, 12:13 PM

trip-sevens is never around when he's supposed to be...

Lady Sage · 10-02-2006, 03:55 PM

You should see UP's halloween costume!
He looks so sexy in fishnets!!!!
Marilyn would be proud.

Ch'i · 10-02-2006, 09:47 PM

She's Sage Lady, the real Lad Sagey; all those other Lady Sage's are just imataters.

pan6467 · 10-02-2006, 11:01 PM

Ch'i was in business once trying to sell: cheese, leather coats and sides of beef at a vegan nudist colony.

uncle phil · 10-03-2006, 01:36 PM

pan has a cache of stolen unicycle seats downstairs in the corner behind the hot water heater...(sick, sick, sick...)

SirLance · 10-03-2006, 01:54 PM

Which UP spends his afternoons sniffing!

Ch'i · 10-03-2006, 02:24 PM

Sirlance is a constantly self-improving Turkish carpet marketer with a penchant for buggery.

09-25-2006, 06:01 AM	#7242 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Streak has every album in the boston pops collection. edit... too late... Ch'i goes over to Streak's house daily and lovingly cleans every record in Streak's Boston Pops collection. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-25-2006, 10:19 AM	#7243 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Sir Lance is really short for Sir Lancelot... He couldnt take the Lancelot title because he lost a jousting tourney once and decided on Lance to remind him of his shortcoming. He is however preparing a comeback in the future... as soon as they allow Jousting in the olympics! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

09-25-2006, 12:57 PM	#7244 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS reads dr. seuss in church... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-25-2006, 12:58 PM	#7245 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	UP formed his own religion in which communion consists of green eggs and ham. Cat in the Hat is his bible... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-26-2006, 09:59 PM	#7248 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Ch'i presently works videotaping people swimming with Dolphins. Of course he is the only one who ever swims with the naked Larry Csonka and Bob Griese, so needless to say he has a hard time paying his bills. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

09-24-2006, 09:13 PM	#7241 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	streak_56 Thinks ACDC is an auxiliary input on the back of his television.

09-25-2006, 03:22 PM	#7246 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	In which SL is the primary enforcer. He calls himself Warlord of Green but so far has only managed to bully several cats and a gopher into following their doctrine.

09-25-2006, 07:48 PM	#7247 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Zeraph winks at elderly women.

09-27-2006, 03:36 AM	#7249 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Pan once wanted to be a pornography film director. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

09-27-2006, 03:17 PM	#7250 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Which LS knows because she is a porno director and Pan had come to her for advice.

09-27-2006, 04:09 PM	#7251 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not only does Z wink at elderly women, he snatches their purses when they try, feebly, to wink back... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-27-2006, 04:35 PM	#7252 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Unc Phil once did time for purse snatching.... it was a sad time in his life and he is since reformed. He collects purses off eBay now. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

09-27-2006, 05:01 PM	#7253 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Lady Sage sells knock-off purses on eBay as the real thing, and then laughs maniacally while packing them to send to her unsuspecting customers...namely uncle phil. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

09-27-2006, 05:20 PM	#7254 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Medusa is solely responsible for the worldwide plague of Viagra spam.

09-27-2006, 08:47 PM	#7255 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	MixedMedia has been in agony over not being able to convert his 8-tracks to CDs. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-28-2006, 05:30 PM	#7263 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Kramus steals elf shoes.

09-27-2006, 09:09 PM	#7256 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Trey cannot drink a beer without it being in his beer-helmut. __________________ Google

09-28-2006, 03:12 AM	#7257 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen loves experimenting with new sex positions on his 4-wheeler.... unfortunately, he's usually by himself...

09-28-2006, 01:51 PM	#7258 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	PJ takes polaroids...of snow falling... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-28-2006, 02:12 PM	#7259 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	uncle phil listens to golf on the radio.

09-28-2006, 03:28 PM	#7260 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	ch'i masturbates to bruce lee . . . and he's straight.

09-28-2006, 03:31 PM	#7261 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Zeraph lifelong dream is to have full sleeve tattoos on both arms of only Disney characters, especially Donald. He has a thing for Donald. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa Last edited by Grasshopper Green; 09-28-2006 at 03:31 PM.. Reason: d'oh! too slow!

09-28-2006, 04:11 PM	#7262 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Medusa puts butter on the palms of her hands and then licks it off. She heard that is the best way to acclimate a cat to a new environment, and has adopted it for herself whenever she moves to a new home or changes jobs. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-28-2006, 05:57 PM	#7264 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Elph has some feline genetics... even now she is having fun with catnip. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

09-28-2006, 08:32 PM	#7265 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-28-2006, 08:34 PM	#7266 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	777 lives in a national forest, and dances with the muskrats. He doesn't get out much... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-29-2006, 12:38 PM	#7268 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS keeps a tin of skoal in her purse for emergencies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-29-2006, 07:30 PM	#7269 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	uncle phil, being a skoal bandit, stole lady sage's, then proceeded to conveniently place it in tea bags.

09-29-2006, 10:08 PM	#7270 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ch'i pulls a 9-iron on his pizza-delivery boy everytime he delivers, just to keep him on his toes. __________________ Google

09-29-2006, 10:15 PM	#7271 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Like a migit in a urinal. Fremen is that pizza boy.

10-01-2006, 02:35 AM	#7272 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Ch'i likes to cook for his friends, oddly he really enjoy cooking naked. He's friends were OK with this pecadillo until they caught him stirring three things at once... That didn't go over very well. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-01-2006, 11:05 AM	#7273 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	SuperModerator Charlatan, can leep tall builds in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, etc. Except in the presence of his great weakness, pornonite. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-02-2006, 12:13 PM	#7274 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	trip-sevens is never around when he's supposed to be... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-02-2006, 03:55 PM	#7275 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	You should see UP's halloween costume! He looks so sexy in fishnets!!!! Marilyn would be proud. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-02-2006, 09:47 PM	#7276 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	She's Sage Lady, the real Lad Sagey; all those other Lady Sage's are just imataters.

10-02-2006, 11:01 PM	#7277 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Ch'i was in business once trying to sell: cheese, leather coats and sides of beef at a vegan nudist colony. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"