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Old 09-11-2006, 11:16 PM   #7161 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2006, 11:36 PM   #7162 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2006, 01:09 PM   #7163 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-12-2006, 01:11 PM   #7164 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil can't see Ch'i's avatar. This is because he is neither metaphysical nor unorthodox. He is, however, the little old lady with the biker voice in the identity theft commercials.
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Old 09-12-2006, 04:02 PM   #7165 (permalink)
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SirLance only gets motivated in the month of September...birth, marriage, first home...

The remaining 11 months are rather disappointing.
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Old 09-12-2006, 05:47 PM   #7166 (permalink)
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Elphaba turned me into a newt!

...well I got better....
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Old 09-12-2006, 06:28 PM   #7167 (permalink)
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Ch'i is delusional about the getting "better" part. A newt that does tricks is clever, but not better.
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:28 PM   #7168 (permalink)
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Elphaba caused a tornado to hurl a house from Kansas to land on her sister, the Witch of the East. They had a bitter sibling rivalry.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

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Old 09-13-2006, 03:16 AM   #7169 (permalink)
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777's real name is 888.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:39 AM   #7170 (permalink)
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Mixedmedia really only uses 1 media type. ogg vorbis. snob.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:51 AM   #7171 (permalink)
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Crack wants to live life like his hero Sam Kinison......

The weird part is he chose to live the part where Sam was a Pentacostal preacher.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:25 AM   #7172 (permalink)
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Pan stole those sunglasses from a blind begger on the subway. The begger turned out to be an undercover cop. The rest just goes downhill from there.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

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Old 09-13-2006, 11:47 AM   #7173 (permalink)
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ol' numbers still needs help putting his feet into his sleeper-jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:32 PM   #7174 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is really a stripper in DesPlaines named Bambi Bambalona.
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Old 09-13-2006, 03:06 PM   #7175 (permalink)
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SirLance enjoys baby seal clubbing every Tuesday.
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Old 09-13-2006, 03:10 PM   #7176 (permalink)
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Ch'i is really a dyslexic, narcissistic deutchlander.

His user name was actually supposed to be "Ich."
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Old 09-13-2006, 03:49 PM   #7177 (permalink)
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SL is a grandmaster at hopscotch.
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:41 PM   #7178 (permalink)
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Zeraph has a secret collection of rubber duckies that he squeaks while he showers and sings the "Rubber Duckie" song.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:04 PM   #7179 (permalink)
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Lady Sage can juggle tic-tacs on her tounge.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:17 PM   #7180 (permalink)
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Ch'i plans to be the next Bruce Lee. He meets with his plastic surgeon on the 21st.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

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Old 09-13-2006, 08:22 PM   #7181 (permalink)
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777 ate nine.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:50 PM   #7182 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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777 ate nine.
Ch'i just took the garbage out (I hope).
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:20 PM   #7183 (permalink)
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Will, while pledging his frat.... femma gimme thi..... was told to dress as a woman and hit on the dean.

He did, but the flattery he recieved from the dean made him forget he wasn't really a female.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:27 PM   #7184 (permalink)
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Will, while pledging his frat.... femma gimme thi..... was told to dress as a woman and hit on the dean.

He did, but the flattery he recieved from the dean made him forget he wasn't really a female.
Yes, that was a confusing night.

Pan imagines there's no chocolate,
it's easy if you try.
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:34 PM   #7185 (permalink)
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Yes, that was a confusing night.

Pan imagines there's no chocolate,
it's easy if you try.
Yes, I do.... mainly because when I have choclate Lady Sage eats it all.

Will has a secret crush on Elphaba's avatar. He's waiting for the titty board pics of her/it.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:07 PM   #7186 (permalink)
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Naw, Will is just grateful that I returned to my "nice" witch avatar. "Bad" witch was giving him nightmares.

Speaking of nightmares...Pan is having a recurring dream that the greatest musician of all time, and one he worships, is Barry Manilow.
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:34 PM   #7187 (permalink)
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Will has a secret crush on Elphaba's avatar. He's waiting for the titty board pics of her/it.
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Naw, Will is just grateful that I returned to my "nice" witch avatar. "Bad" witch was giving him nightmares.
It's a bit of both.

Actually, it reminds me of Carmen San Diego.

Elphaba is delighted to know that the lollipop guild does not condone the war in Iraq.
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:17 PM   #7188 (permalink)
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Willravel never had tea parties when he was young. Instead he courted a tribunal in order to ascertain the identity of his teddy bear's attacker.
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:54 PM   #7189 (permalink)
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Ch'i buys Curious George dolls and makes them not so curious anymore . . .
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:54 PM   #7190 (permalink)
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Chi was the leader of the lollipop guild.
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:10 PM   #7191 (permalink)
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Lady Sage's avatar is a cat she kidnapped and is holding it for ransom. The avatar is proof the the cat is alive.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

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Old 09-14-2006, 08:30 PM   #7192 (permalink)
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ol' numbers still plays with lincoln logs...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:11 PM   #7193 (permalink)
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And uncle is deadly serious about those golf numbers; no playing about it.
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:36 PM   #7194 (permalink)
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Elph read a book once.

When she realized the book never told her why she needed to see Dick run... she sent letters to the publisher asking how dare they sell such pornography.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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Old 09-15-2006, 03:53 AM   #7195 (permalink)
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pan bought Ben Roethlisberger's bedpan on eBay. He wanted them to send it to him still full, but unfortunately the local HazMat team nixed the idea......
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Old 09-15-2006, 05:35 AM   #7196 (permalink)
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Lady Sage's avatar is a cat she kidnapped and is holding it for ransom. The avatar is proof the the cat is alive.
*Sigh* tis true tis true and as you can see the cat has 'tude!

Paddy likes to go to local area nursing homes to meet women, however, he got banned from one last week for stealing panties.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:36 PM   #7197 (permalink)
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LS encourages PJ to steal the old-timers' sleeper jammies and send them to her...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-15-2006, 11:57 PM   #7198 (permalink)
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uncle phil watched Alexander. He then proceeded to hurl Oliver Stone into the sun.
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:20 AM   #7199 (permalink)
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What can I say?? Sleeper jammies are soooooooo warm and comfy and winter is coming... Where I live it can be temperate like fall/spring all winter or it can lay a smack down on you.

Chi is really short for Chiapet. A nic name Chi once earned because he still believes if he eats seeds they will grow in his stomach and he will start sprouting vegetation from every pore.
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:09 PM   #7200 (permalink)
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Lady Sage's real name is really Lady Bay Leaf, but that doesn't slide off the tongue very well.
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