Sage

C'hi... I don't know what that post was about... but thanks

Lady Sage is really me.

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mixedmedia

Speculation has abounded for years, but Sage truly was one of the original Spice Girls, Third World Despot Spice. It didn't work out.

Ch'i

mixedmedia has a pathological phobia of pants.

uncle phil

Ch'i only chews twice before he swallows...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ch'i

uncle phil swallows without any thought of consequence.

Zeraph

Chi bought a supposed toe nail clipping from ebay because he thought it belonged to bruce lee, when he found out it didn't he ate it.

Ch'i

Zeraph's avatar is a self portrait. SNAP!

Zeraph

ch'i thinks that when he farts it makes him run faster.

Lady Sage

Farting doesnt make you run faster??? Oh, sure, dash my hopes to dust why dont you!

Zeraph used to make a living in tough times impersonating Marilyn Monroe.

Ch'i

Lady Sage is a fanstastic person!

Lady Sage has a gun to my head...help...

777

It's really Ch'i holding a gun to her own head, in such a manner, that it looks like someone else is holding a gun to her head

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Lady Sage

It wasnt a gun it was a banana... I reserve such true violence for... well....

777 is a lactose intolerant vegan.

pan6467

My love the truth must be told...... Lady Sage likes to go streaking through the park at midnight singing corny George M Cohan songs.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Lady Sage

Pan is a closet nudist.... the curtains can be open the blinds can be up and streaking through the house he goes.... what the neighbors must think!

Zeraph

LS got high on oregano.

SirLance

While Zeraph was doing aspirin and warm coke...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ch'i

I'm a dude.....

SirLance was awarded the nickname Kiwi because after his first time getting high, he proceeded to eat an entire can of Kiwi shoe polish.

Elphaba

After an exhaustive image search, I found that Ch'i is actually hot steamed rice. I was hoping, er, maybe he was steamy hot.

Lady Sage

Oh, so rare the chance to roast Elph.... I am so giddy I can think of nothing..... but wait!

The green of Elphs complection is not from envy... oh no, never that. She has an insane love for guacamole! She even uses it for facials!!!!

Elphaba

The Lady Sage has always been extremely jeolous of my 'lawn' complexion, but she cannot entice me to reveal my secret skin care formula.

The Lady mistakes vegetables for spiritual guides and on some occasions they are a bit "recreational" if ya know what I mean. wink, wink....nudge, nudge

Ch'i

Elphaba has entrusted her very soul to the dictations of an avocado.

Elphaba

Ch'i is undercover for the highly conservative "Keep Those Jammies Buttoned Up" or KTJBU (which can't be pronounced in any useful way).

He has heard the rumors of Flyman's ass appearing regularly in this locale.

Charlatan

Elphaba has a massive toe jam collection. She has mason jars full of her own, colour coded of course, but her prize exhibit is her celebrity collection.

She has the toe jam of Simon and Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix and John Bonham.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlie likes to dress up as a geisha girl...........




*wierdo*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

pan6467

For years Flyman had been buying oregano from his connection thinking it was killer bud.

When he found out and bought some real bud, he went back to the oregano.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Fly

hahhhaha.........good one pan

*bastard*


pan is actually........now get this.....

Yoko Ono.

yup she's tryin' to bring back the peace in Johnny's name.


you go girl.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ch'i

flyman is the only person to ever attempt to snort a cheeseball (cocain and cheese). The results, as you can tell, were disastrous.

SirLance

Ch'i wants you to think his name is chinese for internal power, but really he just sneezed when he was signing up...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ch'i

Actually, ch'i means unorthodox.

Sirlance once contemplated the idea of streaking during his own wedding.

Fremen

Ch'i streaked through the opening ceremonies of the Olympics this year.
He didn't stand out among the weird costumed skaters, though.

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Google

Ch'i

Fremen is a secret agent for the Spacing Guild, and a double agent for the Bene Gesserit.

No spice for you Fremen. (I need to stop reading so much...)

777

Ch'i's blade has chipped and shattered. He's switched to steal now.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Sage

777 secretly wanted to be named &&&, but his Shift keys weren't working the day he signed up for TFP.

And holy crap, Ch'i... that was geeky... GOOD geeky, but geeky none the less

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777

Whenever Sage is feeling down, he reads his the line under his screenname "Life is an Exciting Adventure", and feels much better.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Elphaba

777 has a secret desire for fresh Paul Simon toejam.

Makes note to bring an extra mason jar on the 29th

Ch'i

Elphaba killed Dorothy.

SirLance

Hate to argue about your user name, but it refers to metaphysical energy:

wikipedia entry for Qi


Ch'i helped elphaba trap Dorothy by capturing Toto.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

It can mean both actually,
"Ch'i, the character used by Sun Tzu to describe the force that works in conjunction with the regular army, means "weird, strange, wonderful, rare or odd," according to the standard Matthews dictionary of classical Chinese. The military-oriented translation by Samuel Griffith renders "ch'i" as "extraordinary." Another translator calls it "surprise" force, and yet another, "the unorthodox.""

SirLance thinks he's an undercover agent for the NFL and has made many secret gadgets in the guise of footballs which he thows wildly whenever he sees a baseball player, or worse, a soccer player because they threaten the integrity of the name football.

uncle phil

Z sleeps with his sleeper-jammies open in the back...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ch'i

Thank's Zeraph. When I was signing up for TFP I was reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. And I thought it a good name.

uncle phil puts the laughter back in slaughter.