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Old 07-10-2006, 03:08 PM   #7001 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:24 PM   #7002 (permalink)
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They laughed only because they were too embarassed to cry.

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Old 07-10-2006, 05:02 PM   #7003 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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I sure as hell do, because kramus hit on me the only time I ever wore one!

poor oracle, such a slow poke.......

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Old 07-10-2006, 05:21 PM   #7004 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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Old 07-11-2006, 12:26 PM   #7005 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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last time i saw charlie, he was dressing PJ funny...
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:55 PM   #7006 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by uncle phil
LS secretly PMs fremen to ask where she can score a set of sleeper jammies...
Phil has naughty dreams of me in sleeper jammies
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:43 PM   #7007 (permalink)
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Lady Sage doesn't know how to tell the thyme........


....and on a fuckin' digital clock to boot....
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:08 PM   #7008 (permalink)
You had me at hello
 
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flyman rented out his johnson to a girl scout troop studying micronesia.
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Old 07-11-2006, 10:31 PM   #7009 (permalink)
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Ok...feel free to disclose mine....
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Old 07-12-2006, 12:17 PM   #7010 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Originally Posted by daxia
Ok...feel free to disclose mine....
dax, ya's gotsta disclose one of pop's first...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:04 PM   #7011 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Aww, phil and daxia feel disclose to each other........



meanwhile, poor poppinjay just waits it out...
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:51 AM   #7012 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe has an odd obsession with sock monkeys.....
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Old 07-13-2006, 07:59 AM   #7013 (permalink)
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LS is Britney Spears child care consultant...
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Old 07-13-2006, 11:12 AM   #7014 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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LS passed gas in formation...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-13-2006, 07:25 PM   #7015 (permalink)
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speaking of gas.........have you seen the black cloud that phil emits????
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Old 07-14-2006, 01:45 AM   #7016 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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fly's underwear all say "Property of uncle phil's Cellar Dweller" on their labels.
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:31 AM   #7017 (permalink)
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Mr. SirLance, yes, alas, I am Ms. Spears child care consultant... problem being the wench doesnt listen! (She shouldnt have procreated anyway)

Mr. Phil... Yeah, I broke wind in formation... darn chipotle!

Fremen embroders names and sayings on underwear as a second job...
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Old 07-17-2006, 04:08 PM   #7018 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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/me is really getting beaten up lately...

meanwhile...

LS is really trying to become one of the gang, but just because she turns her underwear inside-out every other day doesn't quite make it...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-17-2006, 04:11 PM   #7019 (permalink)
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Phil is a professional whiner and uses this forum for practice.
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:43 AM   #7020 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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come to think of it, SL broke wind in formation too...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-18-2006, 12:18 PM   #7021 (permalink)
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The reason uncle phil posts here so much is because he makes a post for everytime he adopts a new pet rock.
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Old 07-19-2006, 03:42 PM   #7022 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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the Z-guy ducks every time he hears about one of my new pet rocks...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-27-2006, 10:31 AM   #7023 (permalink)
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uncle phil's pet rocks get insanely jealous at even the mention of ducks & will make him pay dearly for that offense.
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Old 07-27-2006, 12:57 PM   #7024 (permalink)
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when he was 7, 8, 9, and 10, jimk went to summer camp in northern wisconsin...in january...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:54 PM   #7025 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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unc p determinedly seeks out countries with heavy-set women to test his sleeper jammie fetish on.


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Old 07-28-2006, 12:20 PM   #7026 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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fre knows this because he is always there ahead of me...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-28-2006, 04:54 PM   #7027 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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unc p makes it a point to warn the women that I'm coming so he can keep them all to himself.
Stingy bastid!
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Old 07-31-2006, 03:48 PM   #7028 (permalink)
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fre be waitin' for some of those "city slicker" jammies...but he ain't tellin' nobody cuz that would spoil his plan of world-wide domination of the sleeper-jammie continuum...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:36 PM   #7029 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:29 AM   #7030 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Bolstered by his TFP fame, flyman has spent the last seven nights papering streetlamps in downtown Vancouver with pictures of his ass. They all contain the caption: 'Have you seen me?'
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:18 AM   #7031 (permalink)
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On Saturday nights, paddyjoe secretly listens to Liberace and cheats at solitaire.
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:03 AM   #7032 (permalink)
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evil_twin617 rollerskates backwards uphill while singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:56 AM   #7033 (permalink)
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SL wishes he were pretty and witty and bright...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-02-2006, 03:10 PM   #7034 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:16 PM   #7035 (permalink)
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when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:14 PM   #7036 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...
That wasn't a secret...
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:45 PM   #7037 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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The Elf has been known to bring home used work boots from construction sites.
She tenderly wraps in sealed plastic these relics of anonymous, hard-working men. The ripe, rich aura of labour and sweat concentrated in the stiff reinforced leathers and paddings of the discarded footwear is accorded a tender and deeply felt worship from the Elf's tender, sensitive nose
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:03 PM   #7038 (permalink)
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kramus saved the "wedding" attire from last year's rochester event...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-03-2006, 02:05 PM   #7039 (permalink)
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Uncle phil was born with not one but two tails. Unfortunetly the doctor mistook his penis for a tail as well. So he still has two tails...
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Old 08-03-2006, 03:13 PM   #7040 (permalink)
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