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SirLance · 06-02-2006, 04:39 PM

You've heard of "Santy Claus?"

Elphaba is "Anti-Claus!"

uncle phil · 06-05-2006, 12:41 PM

speaking of claws, the lance still has marks on his chest from that red-head he met down at fells point last summer...

SirLance · 06-05-2006, 12:49 PM

And the scary part is I met her on the Ghost Tour....

Unc is the worlds foremost authority on solar powered bulldozers.

Lady Sage · 06-07-2006, 04:42 PM

The worst part is... she WAS a ghost!

uncle phil · 06-07-2006, 05:15 PM

the lady wants to be a tramp...

Fremen · 06-07-2006, 05:45 PM

uncle phil uses pink golf balls.

Lady Sage · 06-08-2006, 07:43 AM

Mr. Freman is deathly afraid of mayo on his ham sammiches!

uncle phil · 06-08-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

uncle phil uses pink golf balls.

only if i can't drive it past the reds...

LS has never tasted beer in her life...

Fly · 06-08-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

only if i can't drive it past the reds...

hehehehehe..........

uncle phil likes to hang out with his wang out after not succeding to hit past the ladies tee...........

can you say............."DINK OUT"!!!!!!!!!!

show us what you got phil 'ol boy.....

fore..............

Lady Sage · 06-09-2006, 05:46 AM

Mr. Flyman is afraid that one day a reefer plant will try to smoke him *gasp*

uncle phil · 06-09-2006, 02:25 PM

LS sniffed an open bottle of beer once...

Lady Sage · 06-09-2006, 04:17 PM

And it was Mr. Uncle Phil that made me do it *cries* It was horrid!

Mr. Uncle Phil has a shrine to Ms. Marilyn Monroe!!! (and more)

Poppinjay · 06-12-2006, 04:27 AM

Lady Sage is actually Lady Gingerroot

maleficent · 06-12-2006, 04:29 AM

PoppinJay has a ginger fetish and does all sorts of kinkalicious things with it - and i'm not talking Ginger the movie star either....

Fremen · 06-12-2006, 10:29 AM

mal can't quite get the hang of the concept of leaving-her-date-in-one-piece-at-the-end-of-the-evening process.

uncle phil · 06-12-2006, 12:14 PM

fre hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...and he's been wearing them for almost three years!!!

Fly · 06-12-2006, 08:50 PM

phil plays 18,fully clothed in sleeper jammies..

but when it comes to the 19th hole.........he's naked as a newborn he is.

watch out when he hits the B&C's..........

uncle phil · 06-13-2006, 02:39 PM

fly left the back-door open...

Lady Sage · 06-13-2006, 03:42 PM

Now Mr. Fly, everyone knows that Mr. Uncle Phil only does the golf thing when he's having his affair with the beer keg. hahahahaha
But seriously folks... Uncle Phil once married a tomato plant after it had a dozen babies *gasp*

SirLance · 06-13-2006, 04:50 PM

And those poor babies! Lady Sage put them in her salad, and she ATE them! Lady Sage ATE PHIL'S BABIES!

Lady Sage · 06-13-2006, 05:34 PM

What can I say? I was higher on the food chain and nothing goes better with spinach and romaine lettuce than some maters! (SirLance made me do it mind you it was a dare)

SirLance has a thing for much older women so for the holidays he dresses up and Santa Claus and frequents nursing homes (oh the HUMANITY)

He also slips the neighborhood cats prozac on his evening walks

Fly · 06-13-2006, 08:42 PM

Lady Sage is hooked on catnip..........

been climbin' the curtains lately?

Lady Sage · 06-14-2006, 06:19 AM

Yes I have and thank you SO much for bringing up such painful memories! I am well on the road to recovery but you just blew my cover for my stash of kitty crack in the bathroom. THANKS A LOT!!!!!

Mr. Flymans biggest fear is that all of the clocks everywhere will go from 4:19-4:21 skipping that time he likes most *HORRORS*

uncle phil · 06-14-2006, 12:35 PM

LS isn't really tilted...

Zeraph · 06-14-2006, 04:17 PM

U Phil buys used underwear.

Fremen · 06-14-2006, 04:53 PM

Zeraph found a locket in his pocket, while working on a rocket with his socket.

/me stop now

Lady Sage · 06-14-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

LS isn't really tilted...

Oh, I am tilted in so many ways... I dont know why it says I am though... I never changed it? Oh well.

Mr. Fremen is really an alien doing a study on human development.

uncle phil · 06-15-2006, 03:57 PM

LS, you still leanin' to the left?

Lady Sage · 06-15-2006, 05:21 PM

I am so far off in left field that I have been benched!

Uncle Phil is a closet kleptomaniac.

Fly · 06-15-2006, 07:55 PM

Lady Sage digs it under the bleachers.

SirLance · 06-15-2006, 08:29 PM

Speaking of digging, the cops still haven't found those annoying neighbor kids that mysteriously disappeard from Fly's 'hood. 'Nuff said.

Lady Sage · 06-16-2006, 04:57 AM

Sir Lance helped Fly hide the bodies...

warrrreagl · 06-16-2006, 05:11 AM

She knows what Parsley and Thyme did to Rosemary while she was sleeping.

Fremen · 06-16-2006, 08:46 AM

warrrreagl wears his Liberace sleeper-jammies for special occasions.
(Such as, the First Monday of the Month, and New Tube of Toothpaste Day)

uncle phil · 06-16-2006, 12:49 PM

fre, man, you gotta wash those things more than once every two years...

Elphaba · 06-16-2006, 02:06 PM

Uncle Phil just published a self-help book on the care and feeding of sleeper jammies.

CaliLivChick · 06-16-2006, 04:44 PM

The best part is, the book was just a gag, but it's flying off the shelves, and people are taking Uncle Phil's advice seriously!

Lady Sage · 06-16-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

She knows what Parsley and Thyme did to Rosemary while she was sleeping.

Oh I know alright... but my lips are sealed...

Cali chick has never been to Cali *gasp*

CaliLivChick · 06-16-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Sage

Cali chick has never been to Cali *gasp*

Not quite, but some days, it feels like it... =\

Lady Sage isn't really a "lady"...

Fremen · 06-16-2006, 06:41 PM

Cali sells pre-squeezed oranges out of the trunk of her car.

06-02-2006, 04:39 PM	#6881 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	You've heard of "Santy Claus?" Elphaba is "Anti-Claus!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-05-2006, 12:41 PM	#6882 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	speaking of claws, the lance still has marks on his chest from that red-head he met down at fells point last summer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-05-2006, 12:49 PM	#6883 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And the scary part is I met her on the Ghost Tour.... Unc is the worlds foremost authority on solar powered bulldozers. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-07-2006, 05:15 PM	#6885 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the lady wants to be a tramp... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2006, 05:45 PM	#6886 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil uses pink golf balls. __________________ Google

06-07-2006, 04:42 PM	#6884 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	The worst part is... she WAS a ghost!

06-08-2006, 07:43 AM	#6887 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Mr. Freman is deathly afraid of mayo on his ham sammiches!

06-09-2006, 05:46 AM	#6890 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Mr. Flyman is afraid that one day a reefer plant will try to smoke him gasp

06-09-2006, 02:25 PM	#6891 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS sniffed an open bottle of beer once... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2006, 04:17 PM	#6892 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	And it was Mr. Uncle Phil that made me do it cries It was horrid! Mr. Uncle Phil has a shrine to Ms. Marilyn Monroe!!! (and more)

06-12-2006, 04:27 AM	#6893 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Lady Sage is actually Lady Gingerroot __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

06-12-2006, 04:29 AM	#6894 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	PoppinJay has a ginger fetish and does all sorts of kinkalicious things with it - and i'm not talking Ginger the movie star either.... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-12-2006, 10:29 AM	#6895 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	mal can't quite get the hang of the concept of leaving-her-date-in-one-piece-at-the-end-of-the-evening process. __________________ Google

06-12-2006, 12:14 PM	#6896 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...and he's been wearing them for almost three years!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-12-2006, 08:50 PM	#6897 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil plays 18,fully clothed in sleeper jammies.. but when it comes to the 19th hole.........he's naked as a newborn he is. watch out when he hits the B&C's.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-13-2006, 02:39 PM	#6898 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly left the back-door open... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-13-2006, 03:42 PM	#6899 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Now Mr. Fly, everyone knows that Mr. Uncle Phil only does the golf thing when he's having his affair with the beer keg. hahahahaha But seriously folks... Uncle Phil once married a tomato plant after it had a dozen babies gasp

06-13-2006, 04:50 PM	#6900 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And those poor babies! Lady Sage put them in her salad, and she ATE them! Lady Sage ATE PHIL'S BABIES! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-13-2006, 05:34 PM	#6901 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	What can I say? I was higher on the food chain and nothing goes better with spinach and romaine lettuce than some maters! (SirLance made me do it mind you it was a dare) SirLance has a thing for much older women so for the holidays he dresses up and Santa Claus and frequents nursing homes (oh the HUMANITY) He also slips the neighborhood cats prozac on his evening walks

06-13-2006, 08:42 PM	#6902 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Lady Sage is hooked on catnip.......... been climbin' the curtains lately? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-14-2006, 06:19 AM	#6903 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Yes I have and thank you SO much for bringing up such painful memories! I am well on the road to recovery but you just blew my cover for my stash of kitty crack in the bathroom. THANKS A LOT!!!!! Mr. Flymans biggest fear is that all of the clocks everywhere will go from 4:19-4:21 skipping that time he likes most HORRORS

06-14-2006, 12:35 PM	#6904 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS isn't really tilted... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-14-2006, 04:17 PM	#6905 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	U Phil buys used underwear.

06-14-2006, 04:53 PM	#6906 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Zeraph found a locket in his pocket, while working on a rocket with his socket. /me stop now __________________ Google

06-15-2006, 03:57 PM	#6908 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS, you still leanin' to the left? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-15-2006, 05:21 PM	#6909 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I am so far off in left field that I have been benched! Uncle Phil is a closet kleptomaniac.

06-15-2006, 07:55 PM	#6910 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Lady Sage digs it under the bleachers. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-15-2006, 08:29 PM	#6911 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Speaking of digging, the cops still haven't found those annoying neighbor kids that mysteriously disappeard from Fly's 'hood. 'Nuff said. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-16-2006, 04:57 AM	#6912 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Sir Lance helped Fly hide the bodies...

06-16-2006, 05:11 AM	#6913 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	She knows what Parsley and Thyme did to Rosemary while she was sleeping. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

06-16-2006, 08:46 AM	#6914 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	warrrreagl wears his Liberace sleeper-jammies for special occasions. (Such as, the First Monday of the Month, and New Tube of Toothpaste Day) __________________ Google

06-16-2006, 12:49 PM	#6915 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre, man, you gotta wash those things more than once every two years... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-16-2006, 02:06 PM	#6916 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Uncle Phil just published a self-help book on the care and feeding of sleeper jammies.

06-16-2006, 04:44 PM	#6917 (permalink)
CaliLivChick In Transition Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)	The best part is, the book was just a gag, but it's flying off the shelves, and people are taking Uncle Phil's advice seriously! __________________ Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me.

06-16-2006, 06:41 PM	#6920 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Cali sells pre-squeezed oranges out of the trunk of her car. __________________ Google