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cdwonderful · 05-24-2003, 10:15 AM

manalone was once busted for selling dope dressed as a nun.

uncle phil · 05-24-2003, 12:10 PM

cd wears sleeper jammies just like manalone...all the time...

Fly · 05-24-2003, 02:53 PM

uncle phil is in love with odetta....

bundy · 05-24-2003, 04:03 PM

flyman likes to be twisted, licked and then dunked in milk.

but sadly, mom says milk isn't good for dogs, or exploding avatars.

only oreo.

Fly · 05-24-2003, 09:09 PM

bundy secretly likes girls........

*damn them chicks from tatu are sweet*

uncle phil · 05-25-2003, 05:21 AM

flyman roller skates in buffalo herds...

manalone · 05-25-2003, 05:30 AM

Uncle phil gets his kicks artificially inseminating underaged donkeys.

uncle phil · 05-25-2003, 01:28 PM

manalone and flyman (his evil cohort) lie awake at night dreaming about what pranks they can pull on uncle phil...

Meridae'n · 05-25-2003, 04:09 PM

It's uncle phil's lifelong dream to become a 'best boy key grip' in a movie

vermin · 05-25-2003, 09:27 PM

Meridaen keeps a dresser drawer full of dog sweaters. For autoerotic purposes.

uncle phil · 05-26-2003, 03:42 AM

vermin had a starring role in the local production of Cats..."

Fly · 05-26-2003, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by manalone
Uncle phil gets his kicks artificially inseminating underaged donkeys.

.....in the bum.....hehe

Meridae'n · 05-26-2003, 04:27 AM

flyman collects whistle peas...

manalone · 05-26-2003, 12:26 PM

Meridaen collects uncle phil's skin flakes and hair. Perhaps for a love-clone?

uncle phil · 05-26-2003, 12:33 PM

(you guys are killin' me here...)

man and fly wear the same pair of sleeper jammies...at the same time...

89transam · 05-26-2003, 02:21 PM

uncle phil is Michael Jacksons pet monkey

Meridae'n · 05-26-2003, 05:27 PM

89transam eats his food analy...

Munku · 05-26-2003, 07:16 PM

Meridaen wishes he could of got the username Meridian.

cdwonderful · 05-26-2003, 08:02 PM

munku once ran a preschool prostitution ring.........

vermin · 05-26-2003, 10:21 PM

cdwonderful's real name is lpmediocre

Meridae'n · 05-26-2003, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Meridaen wishes he could of got the username Meridian.

Close... it's my traditional Maori family name

vermin rolls his own tampons

XenuHubbard · 05-26-2003, 10:48 PM

Meridaen always fall over during his Haka's.

manalone · 05-27-2003, 01:01 AM

XenuHubbard was the one who spilled his beer on the TFP V3 Server

uncle phil · 05-27-2003, 03:12 AM

man likes the feeling of mashed potatos in his half of the sleeper jammies...

Fly · 05-27-2003, 03:49 AM

uncle phil drools....

Meridae'n · 05-27-2003, 03:51 AM

flyman has a leaking testicle implant...

Midlandmadman · 05-27-2003, 04:28 AM

I have just two words about Meridean ................. PAINT SNIFFER!

splck · 05-27-2003, 06:04 AM

Midlandmadman thinks Michigan is midland. He may be a madman, but he 's not Midland.

manalone · 05-27-2003, 06:34 AM

the blob of Jam splck sounds like came from his ass.

uncle phil · 05-27-2003, 12:26 PM

man's side of the sleeper jammies are wet...

bender · 05-27-2003, 01:37 PM

Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle he's a great great grandfather.

Meridae'n · 05-27-2003, 04:46 PM

bender eats lipstick...

XenuHubbard · 05-27-2003, 10:01 PM

Meridaen ate Lassie.

uncle phil · 05-28-2003, 03:26 AM

xenu scarfed up the leftovers...

Zotz · 05-28-2003, 04:01 AM

uncle phil once won 3rd place in the New York State Fair Wedgie Competition.....and he hasn't walked right since

Midlandmadman · 05-28-2003, 06:56 AM

Zotz's occupation is judging wedgie contests...... and he can be bribed with hostess fruit pies!

Bobnik · 05-28-2003, 07:56 AM

Midlandmadman wants a greyhound fur tuxedo

manalone · 05-28-2003, 08:28 AM

Bobnik skinned his chauffeurs
(la la la)

ganon · 05-28-2003, 09:35 AM

manalone likes his men, alone

uncle phil · 05-28-2003, 12:16 PM

ganon never met a manalone he didn't like...

05-24-2003, 10:15 AM	#681 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	manalone was once busted for selling dope dressed as a nun. __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

05-24-2003, 12:10 PM	#682 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cd wears sleeper jammies just like manalone...all the time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-24-2003, 02:53 PM	#683 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil is in love with odetta.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-24-2003, 04:03 PM	#684 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman likes to be twisted, licked and then dunked in milk. but sadly, mom says milk isn't good for dogs, or exploding avatars. only oreo. __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-24-2003, 09:09 PM	#685 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy secretly likes girls........ damn them chicks from tatu are sweet __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-25-2003, 05:21 AM	#686 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	flyman roller skates in buffalo herds... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-25-2003, 05:30 AM	#687 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Uncle phil gets his kicks artificially inseminating underaged donkeys. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-25-2003, 01:28 PM	#688 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	manalone and flyman (his evil cohort) lie awake at night dreaming about what pranks they can pull on uncle phil... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-25-2003, 04:09 PM	#689 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	It's uncle phil's lifelong dream to become a 'best boy key grip' in a movie __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-25-2003, 09:27 PM	#690 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Meridaen keeps a dresser drawer full of dog sweaters. For autoerotic purposes. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-26-2003, 03:42 AM	#691 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	vermin had a starring role in the local production of Cats..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-26-2003, 04:27 AM	#693 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman collects whistle peas... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-26-2003, 12:26 PM	#694 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Meridaen collects uncle phil's skin flakes and hair. Perhaps for a love-clone? __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-26-2003, 12:33 PM	#695 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(you guys are killin' me here...) man and fly wear the same pair of sleeper jammies...at the same time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-26-2003, 02:21 PM	#696 (permalink)
89transam Psycho Location: Central California	uncle phil is Michael Jacksons pet monkey __________________ I'd rather be rich than stupid.

05-26-2003, 10:48 PM	#702 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Meridaen always fall over during his Haka's. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-26-2003, 05:27 PM	#697 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	89transam eats his food analy... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-26-2003, 07:16 PM	#698 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Meridaen wishes he could of got the username Meridian.

05-26-2003, 08:02 PM	#699 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	munku once ran a preschool prostitution ring......... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

05-26-2003, 10:21 PM	#700 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	cdwonderful's real name is lpmediocre __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-27-2003, 01:01 AM	#703 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	XenuHubbard was the one who spilled his beer on the TFP V3 Server __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-27-2003, 03:12 AM	#704 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	man likes the feeling of mashed potatos in his half of the sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-27-2003, 03:49 AM	#705 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil drools.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-27-2003, 03:51 AM	#706 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman has a leaking testicle implant... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-27-2003, 04:28 AM	#707 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I have just two words about Meridean ................. PAINT SNIFFER! __________________ Its good to be back.

05-27-2003, 06:04 AM	#708 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Midlandmadman thinks Michigan is midland. He may be a madman, but he 's not Midland. __________________ nice line eh?

05-27-2003, 06:34 AM	#709 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	the blob of Jam splck sounds like came from his ass. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-27-2003, 12:26 PM	#710 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	man's side of the sleeper jammies are wet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-27-2003, 01:37 PM	#711 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle he's a great great grandfather.

05-27-2003, 04:46 PM	#712 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bender eats lipstick... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-27-2003, 10:01 PM	#713 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Meridaen ate Lassie. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-28-2003, 03:26 AM	#714 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	xenu scarfed up the leftovers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-28-2003, 04:01 AM	#715 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	uncle phil once won 3rd place in the New York State Fair Wedgie Competition.....and he hasn't walked right since

05-28-2003, 06:56 AM	#716 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Zotz's occupation is judging wedgie contests...... and he can be bribed with hostess fruit pies! __________________ Its good to be back.

05-28-2003, 07:56 AM	#717 (permalink)
Bobnik Upright Location: On board the GSV Transitive Morality	Midlandmadman wants a greyhound fur tuxedo __________________ The gods are not fickle. But they have been known to change their minds. I am the Mad Scientist who runs the clone vats that produce Qpid's Liberation Army. We will take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

05-28-2003, 08:28 AM	#718 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Bobnik skinned his chauffeurs (la la la) __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.