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01-18-2006, 05:04 PM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Fremen is often the recipient of such gestures; he enjoys tail gating, driving under the speed limit in the fast lane, and jaywalking in busy streets.
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01-18-2006, 05:31 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fre, thanks for your latest order of those bottomless sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-18-2006, 07:58 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Elphaba is the head of PETA's Gray Area Team. She goes in when there is a need for - um - moral flexibility. Some ex-pet owners are really, truly exed.
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01-18-2006, 08:05 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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What you can't see in Kramus's Avatar, is that he's standing on the roof of a building, holding a high powered rifle with a laser targeting scope on it. He goes up there every morning before work to "relax".
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01-19-2006, 01:50 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fresnelly knows this because he's been stalking charlie for the past few years...(hey charlie, remember that guy we saw sitting on the bench under the tree by the 7th tee box in rochester? that was fresnelly...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-23-2006, 10:29 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Flyman is the president of Lichtenstein.
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01-23-2006, 11:31 AM
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Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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PoppinJay once testified before a Grand Jury about his involvement in an elaborate "Male Escort" scam. He was granted immunity for testifying, but the poor folks at the recycling depot are still in counseling.
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01-23-2006, 11:48 AM
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Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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I got indigestion from the love letter SirLance sent Richard Simmons. He put too much cologne on the pages.
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01-23-2006, 11:52 AM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Indigeston? More like jealousy! Besides, that cologne was guaranteed not to cause stomach upset!
Don't let him fool you. Ben hungers for all paper products, not just letters.
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01-23-2006, 01:59 PM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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The gap toothed lady at the mini-mart told me she dated SirLance back in the early '80s, and he's fussy about his underpants.
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01-23-2006, 02:12 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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It's true, and those gaps came in handy, baby!
Pop is the originator of the Apple Pie concept touted in the American Pie movies. Never eat any apple pie Pop has been alone with.
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01-23-2006, 08:25 PM
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Cosmically Curious
Location: Chicago, IL
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During a severe case of the munchies flyman once ate 30 Quizno's subs at once.
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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan |
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01-24-2006, 09:49 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Fremen follows her around begging for the mind meld.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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01-24-2006, 10:52 AM
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Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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PoppingJay has a unique ability to post to this thread immediately before me, forcing me to reveal more and more secrets about her (ooops. Sorry JAY.)
In other news, the saddle used in the filming of Brokeback Mountain was hand-stitched by PoppinJay while he was on day parole.
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
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01-24-2006, 03:58 PM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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The Jazz has had his forefingers stuck in Chinese handcuffs since he was in elementary school. He has become very adept at typing with just his pinkies.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa |
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01-25-2006, 07:45 AM
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Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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Medusa has earned a fortune selling fake Lance Armstrong bracelets. Instead of giving the proceeds to cancer research, the profits are given to Taco Bell, in an effort to create a better guacamole
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
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01-30-2006, 01:00 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fre, that new pair that was on backorder is finally in the mail for ya', buddy...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-30-2006, 02:16 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Uncle Phil's obsession with sleeper jammies hits new heights when he launches the international sleeper-jammies conference... three attend: Phil, Fre, and Fly...
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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes. |
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01-30-2006, 02:30 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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SirLance is overwhelmed by his successful and undetected removal of "souvenir" buttons from the trapdoors of said jammies - while they were being worn by the attendees.
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01-30-2006, 09:45 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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kramus believes taking pictures of our opened sleeper jammie trapdoors would shame us into staying home, but he seems to've forgotten "it's all about the ass, bay-bee!"
Improvised trapdoor!
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01-31-2006, 02:54 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fre, man, you snap that pic all by your lonesome? have a little woody growin' outta them jammies? huh?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-31-2006, 05:34 PM
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Fancy
Location: Chicago
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Elphaba is gathering enough material so she can open up a pj museum. Her first entry will be a pair of her favorite footie jammies with heart buttons on the drop seat.
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Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company |
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01-31-2006, 06:02 PM
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#6760 (permalink) |
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Shesus believes that a pinch of translucent silk is more than enough material for pajamas.
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