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Old 01-05-2006, 05:27 AM   #6641 (permalink)
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duh.......mornin' mal.


mal needs about 14 more cups of coffee today.
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:44 AM   #6642 (permalink)
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flyman doesn't actually smoke cannabis, he uses it to make really cheap paper instead!
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:50 AM   #6643 (permalink)
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Secret Method 70 is actually more of a covert operation 70.
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Old 01-05-2006, 06:24 AM   #6644 (permalink)
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And Poppin Jay is really more of a Snap, Crackle kind of guy. The casting agent said he didn't have the energy to be "Pop", and Jay has been on performance enhancing drugs ever since, trying to achieve his goal...

Hey, only 457 more days till the next tryout! Keep your eye on the prize Jay!
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Old 01-05-2006, 07:37 AM   #6645 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
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BigBen loves chick flicks...the sappier, the better. He keeps a box of Kleenex nearby and by the end of the movie, the box is empty.
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Old 01-05-2006, 07:42 AM   #6646 (permalink)
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The box is empty because Medusa99 uses them to make snot sandwiches, which she then sells to unsuspecting customers as doughy ceviche.
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Old 01-06-2006, 06:55 AM   #6647 (permalink)
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PoppinJay knows exactly what he buys, and continues to do so.

"Doughy Ceviche"? PoppinJay loves that shit.
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Old 01-06-2006, 07:35 AM   #6648 (permalink)
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BigBen is upset with PoppinJay, because Poppin doesn't share those ohh so good sandwiches. This is a big thing with BigBen since he is the one that told Poppin about them.
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:30 AM   #6649 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Dragonknight has a vast collection of snow globes in a specially made room.
He hits a switch and the room shakes hard for ten seconds.
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:31 AM   #6650 (permalink)
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Fre..........still likes the penis bong.



you go girl..........




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Old 01-06-2006, 11:39 AM   #6651 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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fly can't get over the fact they used me for the penis bong model.

Jealous.......much!??!
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Old 01-06-2006, 12:10 PM   #6652 (permalink)
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Fremen was the model for the small. I was the model for the Whopper.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:09 PM   #6653 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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pop lies...
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:00 PM   #6654 (permalink)
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and Uncle Phil swears to it
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:00 PM   #6655 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Elphaba dips her underwear in apple cider before she dries them.
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Old 01-08-2006, 01:12 AM   #6656 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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Fremen hides the fact that when he drinks that post-dip cider he develops a rather fine bosum and has hair loss on his body.
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:22 PM   #6657 (permalink)
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kramus has an enormous head - as big as a house! it can't even fit in his avatar!
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:33 PM   #6658 (permalink)
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'Noihcat'
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:37 PM   #6659 (permalink)
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Brilliant Idiot is an oxymoron.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:43 PM   #6660 (permalink)
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MojoRisin's mojo is actually faltering in the late afternoon and hits the bed at 8:30, after a nice cup of tea and humorous stories from Reader's Digest.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:46 PM   #6661 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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poppinjay likes to stroke his bum.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:50 PM   #6662 (permalink)
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Charly picks his nose.



in front of his kids too............fer shame man,fer shame.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:51 PM   #6663 (permalink)
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flyman is a peeping tom.
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:12 PM   #6664 (permalink)
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Charlatan has the largest collection of G.I. Joe underwear in the world. His favorite pair is the one with Snake-Eyes on the bum...
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:18 PM   #6665 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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BB still drools over the sleeper jammie catalog...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:45 PM   #6666 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle p ran over his caddie in his golf cart for trying to abscond with his emergency pair of sleeper jammies.
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:55 PM   #6667 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Fremen likes to stroke Uncle Phil's bum. In fact, he'll stroke just about anyone's bum, if they'll stand still long enough...
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:25 PM   #6668 (permalink)
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Sir Lance? Wish you were my Sir Lancelot.
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:38 PM   #6669 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
SirLance's sword serves peace, justice, truth, and honor, for all nations and peoples, but his heart serves only his lady.

Guinevere has always had a crush on Merlin, and when he dumped her for Nimue, she put postassium nitrate in his coffee. And lots of it!
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:53 PM   #6670 (permalink)
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I assumed such a brave knight was already spoken for. I was only being wishful..
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Old 01-09-2006, 05:52 PM   #6671 (permalink)
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And I am flattered!

After Guinevere rendered Merlin impotent, she went on to collect the world's largest ball of sock lint. It is now viewable in the museum of unusual things!
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:20 PM   #6672 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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Sirlance is a closet comic!
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:35 PM   #6673 (permalink)
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Brewmaniac's favorite pasttime is to hold conversations with himself on public transportation. He chooses crowded bus lines on purpose, in order to bother the most people possible.
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:29 PM   #6674 (permalink)
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Medusa longs for a good hard,stiff.............

















Canadian beer.
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:59 PM   #6675 (permalink)
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Flyman's one attempt at streaking ended poorly as a hot gay guy started chasing him.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:00 PM   #6676 (permalink)
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Mantus is actually the voice of cartman from south park...and he doesn't have to change it for the show.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:07 PM   #6677 (permalink)
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Zeraph walks up to random people in the park and shouts "It's 1:30", but he never does it at 1:30... leaving confused and frightend people thinking there watches are wrong...
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:14 PM   #6678 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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SirLance knows the government's terrible secret...when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:55 AM   #6679 (permalink)
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Willravel lived in a Sears house for a year, then traded it in for a pantsuit.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:02 PM   #6680 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Poppy can spread peanut butter on bread with his penis.
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