01-05-2006, 05:44 AM | #6642 (permalink) |
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flyman doesn't actually smoke cannabis, he uses it to make really cheap paper instead!
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01-05-2006, 05:50 AM | #6643 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Secret Method 70 is actually more of a covert operation 70.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-05-2006, 06:24 AM | #6644 (permalink) |
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And Poppin Jay is really more of a Snap, Crackle kind of guy. The casting agent said he didn't have the energy to be "Pop", and Jay has been on performance enhancing drugs ever since, trying to achieve his goal...
Hey, only 457 more days till the next tryout! Keep your eye on the prize Jay!
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
01-05-2006, 07:37 AM | #6645 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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BigBen loves chick flicks...the sappier, the better. He keeps a box of Kleenex nearby and by the end of the movie, the box is empty.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa |
01-05-2006, 07:42 AM | #6646 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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The box is empty because Medusa99 uses them to make snot sandwiches, which she then sells to unsuspecting customers as doughy ceviche.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-06-2006, 06:55 AM | #6647 (permalink) |
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PoppinJay knows exactly what he buys, and continues to do so.
"Doughy Ceviche"? PoppinJay loves that shit.
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
01-06-2006, 12:10 PM | #6652 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Fremen was the model for the small. I was the model for the Whopper.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-06-2006, 02:09 PM | #6653 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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pop lies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-08-2006, 01:12 AM | #6656 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Fremen hides the fact that when he drinks that post-dip cider he develops a rather fine bosum and has hair loss on his body.
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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca |
01-09-2006, 01:43 PM | #6660 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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MojoRisin's mojo is actually faltering in the late afternoon and hits the bed at 8:30, after a nice cup of tea and humorous stories from Reader's Digest.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-09-2006, 02:12 PM | #6664 (permalink) |
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Charlatan has the largest collection of G.I. Joe underwear in the world. His favorite pair is the one with Snake-Eyes on the bum...
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3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis. |
01-09-2006, 02:18 PM | #6665 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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BB still drools over the sleeper jammie catalog...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-09-2006, 02:55 PM | #6667 (permalink) |
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Fremen likes to stroke Uncle Phil's bum. In fact, he'll stroke just about anyone's bum, if they'll stand still long enough...
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01-09-2006, 03:38 PM | #6669 (permalink) |
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
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SirLance's sword serves peace, justice, truth, and honor, for all nations and peoples, but his heart serves only his lady.
Guinevere has always had a crush on Merlin, and when he dumped her for Nimue, she put postassium nitrate in his coffee. And lots of it!
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01-09-2006, 05:52 PM | #6671 (permalink) |
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
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And I am flattered!
After Guinevere rendered Merlin impotent, she went on to collect the world's largest ball of sock lint. It is now viewable in the museum of unusual things!
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01-09-2006, 06:35 PM | #6673 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Brewmaniac's favorite pasttime is to hold conversations with himself on public transportation. He chooses crowded bus lines on purpose, in order to bother the most people possible.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa |
01-09-2006, 09:07 PM | #6677 (permalink) |
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Zeraph walks up to random people in the park and shouts "It's 1:30", but he never does it at 1:30... leaving confused and frightend people thinking there watches are wrong...
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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes. |
01-10-2006, 05:55 AM | #6679 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Willravel lived in a Sears house for a year, then traded it in for a pantsuit.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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