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Fly · 01-05-2006, 05:27 AM

duh.......mornin' mal.

mal needs about 14 more cups of coffee today.

SecretMethod70 · 01-05-2006, 05:44 AM

flyman doesn't actually smoke cannabis, he uses it to make really cheap paper instead!

Poppinjay · 01-05-2006, 05:50 AM

Secret Method 70 is actually more of a covert operation 70.

BigBen · 01-05-2006, 06:24 AM

And Poppin Jay is really more of a Snap, Crackle kind of guy. The casting agent said he didn't have the energy to be "Pop", and Jay has been on performance enhancing drugs ever since, trying to achieve his goal...

Hey, only 457 more days till the next tryout! Keep your eye on the prize Jay!

Grasshopper Green · 01-05-2006, 07:37 AM

BigBen loves chick flicks...the sappier, the better. He keeps a box of Kleenex nearby and by the end of the movie, the box is empty.

Poppinjay · 01-05-2006, 07:42 AM

The box is empty because Medusa99 uses them to make snot sandwiches, which she then sells to unsuspecting customers as doughy ceviche.

BigBen · 01-06-2006, 06:55 AM

PoppinJay knows exactly what he buys, and continues to do so.

"Doughy Ceviche"? PoppinJay loves that shit.

Dragonknight · 01-06-2006, 07:35 AM

BigBen is upset with PoppinJay, because Poppin doesn't share those ohh so good sandwiches. This is a big thing with BigBen since he is the one that told Poppin about them.

Fremen · 01-06-2006, 11:30 AM

Dragonknight has a vast collection of snow globes in a specially made room.
He hits a switch and the room shakes hard for ten seconds.

Fly · 01-06-2006, 11:31 AM

Fre..........still likes the penis bong.

you go girl..........

Fremen · 01-06-2006, 11:39 AM

fly can't get over the fact they used me for the penis bong model.

Jealous.......much!??!

Poppinjay · 01-06-2006, 12:10 PM

Fremen was the model for the small. I was the model for the Whopper.

uncle phil · 01-06-2006, 02:09 PM

pop lies...

Elphaba · 01-06-2006, 03:00 PM

and Uncle Phil swears to it

Fremen · 01-07-2006, 08:00 PM

Elphaba dips her underwear in apple cider before she dries them.

kramus · 01-08-2006, 01:12 AM

Fremen hides the fact that when he drinks that post-dip cider he develops a rather fine bosum and has hair loss on his body.

Tachion · 01-09-2006, 12:22 PM

kramus has an enormous head - as big as a house! it can't even fit in his avatar!

Brilliant Idiot · 01-09-2006, 12:33 PM

Tachion is a secret identity for the real person who had to flee to our universe to escape living with their real name:

'Noihcat'

MojoRisin · 01-09-2006, 01:37 PM

Brilliant Idiot is an oxymoron.

Poppinjay · 01-09-2006, 01:43 PM

MojoRisin's mojo is actually faltering in the late afternoon and hits the bed at 8:30, after a nice cup of tea and humorous stories from Reader's Digest.

Charlatan · 01-09-2006, 01:46 PM

poppinjay likes to stroke his bum.

Fly · 01-09-2006, 01:50 PM

Charly picks his nose.

in front of his kids too............fer shame man,fer shame.

Charlatan · 01-09-2006, 01:51 PM

flyman is a peeping tom.

BigBen · 01-09-2006, 02:12 PM

Charlatan has the largest collection of G.I. Joe underwear in the world. His favorite pair is the one with Snake-Eyes on the bum...

uncle phil · 01-09-2006, 02:18 PM

BB still drools over the sleeper jammie catalog...

Fremen · 01-09-2006, 02:45 PM

uncle p ran over his caddie in his golf cart for trying to abscond with his emergency pair of sleeper jammies.

SirLance · 01-09-2006, 02:55 PM

Fremen likes to stroke Uncle Phil's bum. In fact, he'll stroke just about anyone's bum, if they'll stand still long enough...

Guinevere · 01-09-2006, 03:25 PM

Sir Lance? Wish you were my Sir Lancelot.

SirLance · 01-09-2006, 03:38 PM

SirLance's sword serves peace, justice, truth, and honor, for all nations and peoples, but his heart serves only his lady.

Guinevere has always had a crush on Merlin, and when he dumped her for Nimue, she put postassium nitrate in his coffee. And lots of it!

Guinevere · 01-09-2006, 03:53 PM

I assumed such a brave knight was already spoken for. I was only being wishful..

SirLance · 01-09-2006, 05:52 PM

And I am flattered!

After Guinevere rendered Merlin impotent, she went on to collect the world's largest ball of sock lint. It is now viewable in the museum of unusual things!

Brewmaniac · 01-09-2006, 06:20 PM

Sirlance is a closet comic!

Grasshopper Green · 01-09-2006, 06:35 PM

Brewmaniac's favorite pasttime is to hold conversations with himself on public transportation. He chooses crowded bus lines on purpose, in order to bother the most people possible.

Fly · 01-09-2006, 08:29 PM

Medusa longs for a good hard,stiff.............

Canadian beer.

Mantus · 01-09-2006, 08:59 PM

Flyman's one attempt at streaking ended poorly as a hot gay guy started chasing him.

Zeraph · 01-09-2006, 09:00 PM

Mantus is actually the voice of cartman from south park...and he doesn't have to change it for the show.

SirLance · 01-09-2006, 09:07 PM

Zeraph walks up to random people in the park and shouts "It's 1:30", but he never does it at 1:30... leaving confused and frightend people thinking there watches are wrong...

Willravel · 01-09-2006, 09:14 PM

SirLance knows the government's terrible secret...when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.

Poppinjay · 01-10-2006, 05:55 AM

Willravel lived in a Sears house for a year, then traded it in for a pantsuit.

Fremen · 01-10-2006, 02:02 PM

Poppy can spread peanut butter on bread with his penis.

01-05-2006, 05:27 AM	#6641 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	duh.......mornin' mal. mal needs about 14 more cups of coffee today. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-05-2006, 05:44 AM	#6642 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	flyman doesn't actually smoke cannabis, he uses it to make really cheap paper instead! __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

01-05-2006, 05:50 AM	#6643 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Secret Method 70 is actually more of a covert operation 70. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-05-2006, 06:24 AM	#6644 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	And Poppin Jay is really more of a Snap, Crackle kind of guy. The casting agent said he didn't have the energy to be "Pop", and Jay has been on performance enhancing drugs ever since, trying to achieve his goal... Hey, only 457 more days till the next tryout! Keep your eye on the prize Jay! __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

01-05-2006, 07:37 AM	#6645 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	BigBen loves chick flicks...the sappier, the better. He keeps a box of Kleenex nearby and by the end of the movie, the box is empty. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

01-05-2006, 07:42 AM	#6646 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	The box is empty because Medusa99 uses them to make snot sandwiches, which she then sells to unsuspecting customers as doughy ceviche. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-06-2006, 06:55 AM	#6647 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	PoppinJay knows exactly what he buys, and continues to do so. "Doughy Ceviche"? PoppinJay loves that shit. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

01-06-2006, 07:35 AM	#6648 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	BigBen is upset with PoppinJay, because Poppin doesn't share those ohh so good sandwiches. This is a big thing with BigBen since he is the one that told Poppin about them. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

01-06-2006, 11:30 AM	#6649 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Dragonknight has a vast collection of snow globes in a specially made room. He hits a switch and the room shakes hard for ten seconds. __________________ Google

01-06-2006, 11:31 AM	#6650 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre..........still likes the penis bong. you go girl.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-06-2006, 11:39 AM	#6651 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly can't get over the fact they used me for the penis bong model. Jealous.......much!??! __________________ Google

01-06-2006, 12:10 PM	#6652 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Fremen was the model for the small. I was the model for the Whopper. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-06-2006, 02:09 PM	#6653 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop lies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-06-2006, 03:00 PM	#6654 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	and Uncle Phil swears to it

01-07-2006, 08:00 PM	#6655 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Elphaba dips her underwear in apple cider before she dries them. __________________ Google

01-09-2006, 01:37 PM	#6659 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	Brilliant Idiot is an oxymoron. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-09-2006, 01:46 PM	#6661 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	poppinjay likes to stroke his bum. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-09-2006, 01:51 PM	#6663 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	flyman is a peeping tom. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-08-2006, 01:12 AM	#6656 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen hides the fact that when he drinks that post-dip cider he develops a rather fine bosum and has hair loss on his body. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-09-2006, 12:22 PM	#6657 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	kramus has an enormous head - as big as a house! it can't even fit in his avatar!

01-09-2006, 12:33 PM	#6658 (permalink)
Brilliant Idiot Tilted	Tachion is a secret identity for the real person who had to flee to our universe to escape living with their real name: 'Noihcat'

01-09-2006, 01:43 PM	#6660 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	MojoRisin's mojo is actually faltering in the late afternoon and hits the bed at 8:30, after a nice cup of tea and humorous stories from Reader's Digest. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-09-2006, 01:50 PM	#6662 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Charly picks his nose. in front of his kids too............fer shame man,fer shame. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-09-2006, 02:12 PM	#6664 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Charlatan has the largest collection of G.I. Joe underwear in the world. His favorite pair is the one with Snake-Eyes on the bum... __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

01-09-2006, 02:18 PM	#6665 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	BB still drools over the sleeper jammie catalog... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-09-2006, 02:45 PM	#6666 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p ran over his caddie in his golf cart for trying to abscond with his emergency pair of sleeper jammies. __________________ Google

01-09-2006, 02:55 PM	#6667 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fremen likes to stroke Uncle Phil's bum. In fact, he'll stroke just about anyone's bum, if they'll stand still long enough... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-09-2006, 03:25 PM	#6668 (permalink)
Guinevere Upright Location: in a lovely place	Sir Lance? Wish you were my Sir Lancelot.

01-09-2006, 03:38 PM	#6669 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	SirLance's sword serves peace, justice, truth, and honor, for all nations and peoples, but his heart serves only his lady. Guinevere has always had a crush on Merlin, and when he dumped her for Nimue, she put postassium nitrate in his coffee. And lots of it! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-09-2006, 03:53 PM	#6670 (permalink)
Guinevere Upright Location: in a lovely place	I assumed such a brave knight was already spoken for. I was only being wishful..

01-09-2006, 05:52 PM	#6671 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And I am flattered! After Guinevere rendered Merlin impotent, she went on to collect the world's largest ball of sock lint. It is now viewable in the museum of unusual things! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-09-2006, 06:20 PM	#6672 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Sirlance is a closet comic! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-09-2006, 06:35 PM	#6673 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Brewmaniac's favorite pasttime is to hold conversations with himself on public transportation. He chooses crowded bus lines on purpose, in order to bother the most people possible. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

01-09-2006, 08:29 PM	#6674 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Medusa longs for a good hard,stiff............. Canadian beer. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-09-2006, 08:59 PM	#6675 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Flyman's one attempt at streaking ended poorly as a hot gay guy started chasing him.

01-09-2006, 09:00 PM	#6676 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Mantus is actually the voice of cartman from south park...and he doesn't have to change it for the show.

01-09-2006, 09:07 PM	#6677 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Zeraph walks up to random people in the park and shouts "It's 1:30", but he never does it at 1:30... leaving confused and frightend people thinking there watches are wrong... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-09-2006, 09:14 PM	#6678 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	SirLance knows the government's terrible secret...when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.