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Old 12-04-2005, 05:06 PM   #6481 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:43 PM   #6482 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil once attended a BDSM party by mistake.

He is really into Boston Distributed Sports Machines(tm), and showed up with a pitching machine once used by the Red Sox batting coach. The night did not end well; it took the trauma surgeons 16 hours to remove the baseballs from his rectum and intestinal tract.
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:55 PM   #6483 (permalink)
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On weekends BigBen gets together with his platoon and to knit doillies. They are a big hit at the women's auxillary.
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:58 PM   #6484 (permalink)
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Charlatan is the founding member of the women's auxiliary in Toronto. they make weekly trips to Chippendales and he's developed a love for Quiche and women's magazines that tell him he's not good enough dammit, but will show him how to achieve sexual pleasure...
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:14 PM   #6485 (permalink)
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mal dreams of monster trucks...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:29 PM   #6486 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil dreams of truck monsters...
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:41 PM   #6487 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:25 AM   #6488 (permalink)
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Braingrenade served as Fidel Castro's hairstylist from 1964 - 1973. He kept the beard look longer than necessary, and was eventually fired for recommending the upcoming new hairstyle "The Mullet" to el Presidente.

Once exiled, Braingrenade went on a pilgrimage to find the elusive Mullet, and wound up in a Hairstyle convent in the deep southern US states. He taught his new style to all who would listen.
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:29 AM   #6489 (permalink)
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When BigBen is done with the army.. he's going to use the GI bill and enroll in Beauty School, where he will achieve his life long goal of being able to have a hair style named after him...
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:31 AM   #6490 (permalink)
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BigBen participated in an ancient fapping ritual when he was a teenager. It was suppsed to cure acne. Instead, he got hairy palms.
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:31 AM   #6491 (permalink)
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Poppinjay is wearing my shirt right now and nothing else.
As is Maleficent!
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:08 AM   #6492 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger's deepest darkest secret is, vienna sausage...
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:12 AM   #6493 (permalink)
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giant hamburger's post scares me... poppin' and i are wearing the same shirt -- together? poor poppin...

charlatan has a secret, that's not so secret any more, obsession wiht little sausages.. i'm honestly not sure why.. ;0
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:46 PM   #6494 (permalink)
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Mal recently got off scott-free for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill a houseful of men for a wheel of cheese (Gosh, I'm starting to laugh out loud just typing this).
Naw just kidding. No one would ever try to do that...
Trying to come up with something more realistic...

I'm afraid Mal's secret is a well-worn Sugar-Plum Fairy costume hanging in the back of her closet...
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:04 PM   #6495 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:17 PM   #6496 (permalink)
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rlbond86 knows this because he is under her windown

(I am so jealous)
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:42 PM   #6497 (permalink)
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And mantus is taking pictures of rlbond86 peeping in Sultana's window...
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:33 PM   #6498 (permalink)
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sirlance needs to get freakin' home...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:34 PM   #6499 (permalink)
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SirLance is actually a member of the Very Special Forces, who deploy to spots that aren't so much troubled as exceptional in C-130S Short planes.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:23 PM   #6500 (permalink)
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top ain't quite too quick...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:48 PM   #6501 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:54 PM   #6502 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger is neither from Hamburg, nor particularly large.
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Old 12-08-2005, 08:06 PM   #6503 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2005, 08:49 PM   #6504 (permalink)
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Naked Communist is actually a fully clothed Republican.
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:46 PM   #6505 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2005, 05:35 AM   #6506 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2005, 05:41 AM   #6507 (permalink)
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Top serves his guests their drinks in a tall glass with ice.........and after he stirred them with his johnson.

atta boy Top.
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Old 12-10-2005, 05:46 AM   #6508 (permalink)
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flyman is a minister at his local Anglican Church... he just plays flyman on the Internet to "blow off some steam".
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Old 12-10-2005, 06:19 AM   #6509 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2005, 10:50 AM   #6510 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flyman
Top serves his guests their drinks in a tall glass with ice.........and after he stirred them with his johnson.

atta boy Top.
Dude, that's why they're called Highballs.

// Now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:54 PM   #6511 (permalink)
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top once sent jenna a birthday card...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:42 AM   #6512 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil had a makeout session with Carol Channing at Club 54 in the 70's.

Of course there was blow involved.
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Old 12-15-2005, 04:54 PM   #6513 (permalink)
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hehe...and pop was involved in the blow...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-15-2005, 05:28 PM   #6514 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle phil has a troop of monkeys dressed in sleeper jammies in his basement rumpus room, ready to deploy at a moments notice.
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:27 PM   #6515 (permalink)
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Fremen was attacked by said monkeys, and when preparing his defence accidentally decided on his "Banana Jammies" for battle dress.

Rehabilitation specialists say he will walk again, but the stutter will surely persist.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:54 PM   #6516 (permalink)
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that "rehabilitation specialist," good ol' BigBen his own self, lies...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-16-2005, 04:13 PM   #6517 (permalink)
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uncle phil sewed a banana into the front of his sleeper jammies, just to impress the gals down at the bingo hall.....
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Old 12-16-2005, 04:27 PM   #6518 (permalink)
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PaddyJoe knows this because he is the Caller at the bingo hall. He also knows that a banana won't do. You need a summer sausage...
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Old 12-16-2005, 06:03 PM   #6519 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
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SirLance owns a lot of stock in a prominent summer sausage company.
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Old 12-16-2005, 06:44 PM   #6520 (permalink)
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medussa watches "The Nightmare Before Christmas" at least twice a day. During one viewing, she pretends to be Jack. During the second viewing, she pretends to be the Oogie Boogie.
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