12-04-2005, 05:06 PM | #6481 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pj has his name embroidered on his sleeper jammies...
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12-05-2005, 12:43 PM | #6482 (permalink) |
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Uncle Phil once attended a BDSM party by mistake.
He is really into Boston Distributed Sports Machines(tm), and showed up with a pitching machine once used by the Red Sox batting coach. The night did not end well; it took the trauma surgeons 16 hours to remove the baseballs from his rectum and intestinal tract.
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12-05-2005, 12:55 PM | #6483 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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On weekends BigBen gets together with his platoon and to knit doillies. They are a big hit at the women's auxillary.
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12-05-2005, 12:58 PM | #6484 (permalink) |
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Charlatan is the founding member of the women's auxiliary in Toronto. they make weekly trips to Chippendales and he's developed a love for Quiche and women's magazines that tell him he's not good enough dammit, but will show him how to achieve sexual pleasure...
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12-05-2005, 03:14 PM | #6485 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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mal dreams of monster trucks...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-07-2005, 10:25 AM | #6488 (permalink) |
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Braingrenade served as Fidel Castro's hairstylist from 1964 - 1973. He kept the beard look longer than necessary, and was eventually fired for recommending the upcoming new hairstyle "The Mullet" to el Presidente.
Once exiled, Braingrenade went on a pilgrimage to find the elusive Mullet, and wound up in a Hairstyle convent in the deep southern US states. He taught his new style to all who would listen.
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12-07-2005, 10:29 AM | #6489 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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When BigBen is done with the army.. he's going to use the GI bill and enroll in Beauty School, where he will achieve his life long goal of being able to have a hair style named after him...
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12-07-2005, 10:31 AM | #6490 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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BigBen participated in an ancient fapping ritual when he was a teenager. It was suppsed to cure acne. Instead, he got hairy palms.
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12-07-2005, 11:12 AM | #6493 (permalink) |
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Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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giant hamburger's post scares me... poppin' and i are wearing the same shirt -- together? poor poppin...
charlatan has a secret, that's not so secret any more, obsession wiht little sausages.. i'm honestly not sure why.. ;0
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12-07-2005, 03:46 PM | #6494 (permalink) |
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Location: L.A. L.A. land
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Mal recently got off scott-free for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill a houseful of men for a wheel of cheese (Gosh, I'm starting to laugh out loud just typing this).
Naw just kidding. No one would ever try to do that... Trying to come up with something more realistic... I'm afraid Mal's secret is a well-worn Sugar-Plum Fairy costume hanging in the back of her closet...
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12-07-2005, 05:33 PM | #6498 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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sirlance needs to get freakin' home...
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12-07-2005, 05:34 PM | #6499 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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SirLance is actually a member of the Very Special Forces, who deploy to spots that aren't so much troubled as exceptional in C-130S Short planes.
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12-08-2005, 03:23 PM | #6500 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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top ain't quite too quick...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-08-2005, 08:06 PM | #6503 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: the armpit of the Great Southwest
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Tophat has a picture of Patrick Stewart hanging over his bed.
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12-10-2005, 05:35 AM | #6506 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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reiii gets exceptionally turned on when viewing a Bugs Bunny cartoon wherein Bugs dresses in drag
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12-10-2005, 05:46 AM | #6508 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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flyman is a minister at his local Anglican Church... he just plays flyman on the Internet to "blow off some steam".
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12-10-2005, 10:50 AM | #6510 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
// Now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.
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12-12-2005, 04:54 PM | #6511 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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top once sent jenna a birthday card...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-15-2005, 06:42 AM | #6512 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Uncle Phil had a makeout session with Carol Channing at Club 54 in the 70's.
Of course there was blow involved.
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12-15-2005, 04:54 PM | #6513 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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hehe...and pop was involved in the blow...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-15-2005, 07:27 PM | #6515 (permalink) |
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Fremen was attacked by said monkeys, and when preparing his defence accidentally decided on his "Banana Jammies" for battle dress.
Rehabilitation specialists say he will walk again, but the stutter will surely persist.
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12-16-2005, 02:54 PM | #6516 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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that "rehabilitation specialist," good ol' BigBen his own self, lies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-16-2005, 04:27 PM | #6518 (permalink) |
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PaddyJoe knows this because he is the Caller at the bingo hall. He also knows that a banana won't do. You need a summer sausage...
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12-16-2005, 06:03 PM | #6519 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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SirLance owns a lot of stock in a prominent summer sausage company.
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12-16-2005, 06:44 PM | #6520 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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medussa watches "The Nightmare Before Christmas" at least twice a day. During one viewing, she pretends to be Jack. During the second viewing, she pretends to be the Oogie Boogie.
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