09-26-2005, 11:54 AM | #6281 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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I like to listen to Willie while I play my Odyssey2.
SirLance cheated Idi Amin in a poker game. He got to eat a peasant's foot.
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09-26-2005, 03:32 PM | #6284 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fremen has a season's pass...
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09-26-2005, 04:21 PM | #6285 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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uncle phil used to coach a women's basketball team until he was caught making sexual advances to their newest basketball.
/Wilson was pissed off
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09-26-2005, 04:47 PM | #6286 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Fremen was seen wandering the street during Rita wearing water wings and crying out, "Surfs up!"
Fremen's neighbours really hate him.
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09-26-2005, 06:14 PM | #6288 (permalink) |
“Wrong is right.”
Location: toronto
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Elphaba likes the musical "Wicked." That's no secret, but what most don't know is that she has a shrine in her basement accessible by moving the hands of a granfather clock to the correct position. At this shrine are several of the original cast members that she kidnapped at wandpoint.
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09-26-2005, 09:33 PM | #6289 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Aberkok worked on the Bush campaign. He was hoping to be made director of FEMA, but they appointed him ambassador to Burbank, instead.
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09-27-2005, 02:14 AM | #6291 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Fremen feels this terrible compulsion to do the "comb-over" when he sees the bare behinds of little wooly sheep. Literally, with a curry-comb and spray hold.
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09-27-2005, 08:48 AM | #6293 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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jwoody takes coals to Newscastle.
And wonders why everybody looks at him funny.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
09-27-2005, 09:10 AM | #6294 (permalink) |
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Poppinjay was severely burned by the delicious fruit filling of a breakfast toaster treat. He accidentally rubbed the hot pastry against his genitals, and is now suing the manufacturer for not making the warning label big enough.
Even the horrible and disfiguring genital scarring has not stopped his compulsive habit. His lawyer doubts he will win at trial if Poppinjay's actions are admitted as evidence. Seriously man, take whatever settlement you can get...
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09-28-2005, 05:20 AM | #6295 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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BigBen is an ambulance chasing lawyer... He actually just sent Poppinjay a bill for the advice in the previous post.
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09-28-2005, 06:43 AM | #6297 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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SirLance is a middle manager. He designs systems to implement new paradigms for distribution in to the ether, while on the john.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
09-28-2005, 01:30 PM | #6301 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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SirLance respects his steed too much to "play" anything. They have exchanged true vows and tokens instead. Actually the token SirLance keeps is a piece of dried, crumbly horse-muffin - but it is the thought that still touches him so deeply.
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09-28-2005, 01:54 PM | #6302 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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kramus misses his beard...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-29-2005, 08:15 AM | #6307 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Maineville, OH
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Fremen suffers from an acute short-term memory loss disorder.
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09-29-2005, 04:15 PM | #6308 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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SK forgot what he posted...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-03-2005, 05:06 AM | #6311 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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SirLance sold his Berlin albums for peyote buttons.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
10-04-2005, 05:16 AM | #6315 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Fremen was a bath house singer in the early 70's....
In Duluth.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
10-04-2005, 12:24 PM | #6316 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Poppinjay knows where they buried Jimmy Hoffa - but he like, so totally doesn't care.
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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca |
10-04-2005, 12:33 PM | #6317 (permalink) |
Comedian
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Kramus tried for his PhD in soil science, and his dissertation was titled:
Pieces of dirt: Are they more popular than my academic advisor? It was a tough lesson in academia, and he now awaits his Mail-Order degree from one of those spam e-mail places.
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10-04-2005, 02:50 PM | #6318 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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bigben is really a small rat...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-04-2005, 04:15 PM | #6319 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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unclephil collects ants... he gives each one a name, birthday parties and proper funerals when they pass on.
unclephil's life is rather full.
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