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Sometimes Flyman drives to Vancouver just to go into an office building and ride the elevators until he can work up a good, stinky fart. Then he drives back home, grinning like a fool.

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Fly

speaking of fools..............Top is the doorman to the elevator that i frequent.....he has this funny look on his face often.

i think he likes me........

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Tophat665

Evidently, Fly likes a good rosewater enema....

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Fremen

Top's secret desire, is to open a hamsterium in Hollywood with his partner, Richard.

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Nancy

Fremen's into boybands

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Charlatan

Nancy enjoys spending her evenings shopping for poodles. She never buys them, she just likes giving the poor doggies the hope that they will come home with her.

It makes her evening when they get so excited they pee on the floor.

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Poppinjay

Charlatan picks up chicks at Sam's Club.

Daoust

Poppinjay is the real life version of the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

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Nancy

That's so not true!!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Charlatan

Me thinks you doth protest too much...

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Fly

Charlie here,dropped the soap.



....on purpose

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Charlatan

Flyman is a purposeful soap-dropper as well... sadly nobody takes his hairy bait.

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BigBen

Charlie is actually the Nobel Laureate J.M. Coetzee, who won the literature award in 2003.

He constantly hunts for public recognition for this acheivement, and when he shows up to family functions such as Easter or Thanksgiving dinners, he wears the medal around his neck and refers to himself in the third person as 'The Nobel Laureate';

Such memorable moments include "Could someone please pass The Nobel Laureate some mashed potatoes?"
or "You really think that Nobel Laureates clear the table and help with the dishes?! Bitch, you better get the Laureate some fuckin' pie!"

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Fremen

BigBen likes to quote Chaucer while manhandling bags of whole milk.

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Charlatan

Bitch... don't mess with the Nobel Laureate...


BigBen931 was going to go with the user name BigBen but figured he be mistaken for the famous Canadian horse.


Fremen takes great pains to beat me to the punch. Sadly, there's never any punch left for me.

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Fremen

Charlie is just grumpy 'cause, once again, someone stole his Slinky.

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ngdawg

Fremen stashes Charlatan' slinky in his special drawer. Each night, Fremen takes out one of his procured slinkys, bouncing it in his hands and pretending they're Anna Nicole's breasts.

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SirLance

ngdawg is the #1 squirrel lassoer in the united states. she goes to every squirrel rodeo within 1,000 miles of her home.

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aberkok

SirLance, in his spare time, heads up a campaign to have George Lazenby officially recognized by the U.N., as the greatest James Bond ever.

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Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

SirLance

Oh, that's hitting below the belt. It was, is, and always shall be Sean Connery.

"I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek."

"That's an album cover for a thousand..."

Aberkok dresses his pet monkey up as a little girl, puts him in a stroller, and introduces him as his daughter, who is scientifically recognized as a throwback to the "missing link".

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ngdawg

Sir Lance's idea of a perfect night at home is to snuggle into his Tweety Bird fuzzy blanket, wearing his Tweety Bird flannel jammies and his Tweety Bird slippers and sketch macabre death scenes of Sylvester the cat.

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Poppinjay

ngdawg secretly awaits the next Michael Jackson album.

BigBen

Poppinjay secretly awaits the next Michael Moore film.

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Poppinjay

I haven't even seen the last one. I saw the one with the chicken...

BigBen931 sat alone in his spa. The victrola extolled the wonder that is Brahms. A requiem. How appropriate. His nemesis, Dr. Moriarty (BB931 couldn't afford an exclusive enemy, he had a time share) awaited the DEATH of the clocked somnambulist on the other side of the door. As BigBend931 made his toilet, the bad doctor sprang from behind the door and looped the world's second private sleuth in a necked wire embrace. They struggled like the U.S. legislature for an interminable amount of time, until......

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SirLance

Poppinjay is really Tom Clancy writing historical fiction in disguise.

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Fremen

SirLance likes to board his lawnmower at night and drive to the next county over for a beer run.

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Johnny Pyro

Fremen likes to torture ants and other various insects.

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ScottKuma

Johnny Pyro likes to sit around naked and eat jello jigglers shaped like various, naughty body parts.

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Tophat665

ScottKuma has multiple organisms.

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Charlatan

Tophat enjoys gardening. It isn't that he has a green thumb he just likes the fact that he gets to hang out at garden centres on the weekend. It's there that he can, show up with dirt on his knees and say, "Can you believe it? I have dirty knees again."

No one ever know what he means by doing this every weekend at several garden centre locations. He just seems to derive great pleasure from the act.

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aberkok

Charlatan's user name is not derived from the fact that he goes around to small towns on the weekend, attempting to sell "Brother John's Cure-All Elixir," but because he introduces himself at these events as Charlatan. He still can't figure out why he's quickly run out of town by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks.

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Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

kramus

Aberkok uses a player piano.

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Fremen

kramus enjoys long walks by the lake wearing a pink tutu while listening to Tatu.

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Daoust

Fremen is 5.9 million sperm short of a full load.

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Poppinjay

Daoist rides Amtrak to pick up up chicks.

Charlatan

Poppinjay enjoys going to the zoo and telling the flamingos (aren't they just so pretty?) that he is poppinfresh... it always makes him giggle.

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- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

charlie walks through downtown toronto poking overweight people in the stomach and waiting for them to giggle...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil recently shaved a message in his chest hair.
It says, "Pony rides: $5.00"

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Charlatan

Fremen is first in line for the pony rides...

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ScottKuma

Charlatan's favorite movie is "Young Frankenstein". In fact, he has a full-body costume of the Monster in his basement. On odd-numbered Saturday nights, he puts on the costume and dances to Taco's "Putting on the Ritz", screaming "Super Duper!" at all the right moments.

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