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Fremen · 08-03-2005, 01:36 PM

Johnny Pyro believes in werewolves.

vanblah · 08-03-2005, 02:01 PM

Fremen blew all of his life savings on a sleep number bed.

Galahad · 08-03-2005, 02:03 PM

vanblah filled his waterbed with iced tea.

paddyjoe · 08-03-2005, 05:32 PM

Galahad once tried to apply for a debit card at the sperm bank.

Fly · 08-03-2005, 06:41 PM

speakin' of sperm banks...........joe has been rejected on more than one occasion.

Fremen · 08-03-2005, 08:45 PM

fly "opened up an account" at the B.C. Savings & Loan when they gave him his free toaster.

uncle phil · 08-04-2005, 12:58 PM

fre forgot his birthday today until he saw that he was in a birthday thread...

SirLance · 08-04-2005, 04:18 PM

Uncle Phil attends childrens birthday parties as "BOBO the CLOWN"

paddyjoe · 08-04-2005, 06:06 PM

SirLance leaves his fly open on purpose.

tecoyah · 08-05-2005, 06:34 AM

Paddy has a fixation with Moe from the three stooges....primarily due to the rejection letter he got from Shemp for a script he wrote when he was 12. Had the letter come from Curly (who Paddy respects far more than Shemp), it would have gone over far better.

maleficent · 08-05-2005, 06:42 AM

Tec knows this because by the light of the silvery moon, he peeps into Paddy's windows and when Paddy is snoring away, he sneaks into hishouse and goes thru his underwear drawer

Redlemon · 08-05-2005, 07:05 AM

Maleficent is an internationally famous supermodel who relaxes here anonymously by masquerading as an IT worker.

SirLance · 08-05-2005, 07:10 AM

Redlemon once went to work wearing a suit made out of maple leaves.

maleficent · 08-05-2005, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Maleficent is an internationally famous supermodel .

Now I know we are in nonsense...

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Sir Lance, trying to emulate redlemon, wore a suit made of leaves, but alas, he flunked out of boyscouts, and used Poison Ivy instead... He's still recovering from the itchies.

SirLance · 08-05-2005, 07:47 AM

Maleficient took a break from supermodeling to learn skydiving, but wound up landing in the men's locker room at the gym. It took her 3 weeks to escape!

uncle phil · 08-05-2005, 12:26 PM

sirlance wishes he had a pair of sleeper jammies like fremen does...the kind with the little "fishies" on them...

Fremen · 08-05-2005, 04:05 PM

phil wishes he hadn't sold me that particular pair of sleeper jammies, because of my stint on Cops while wearing them.
Now they're a big hit with the redneck criminal element.

kramus · 08-05-2005, 04:25 PM

Fremen is building a pyramid in his basement.

Tophat665 · 08-05-2005, 06:23 PM

Kramus used to have a pet dorkfish. As everyone who knows anything about dorkfish, they eat corndogs, but you have to take the stick out, because they are stupid enough to try and eat the stick and choke on it. Kramus <i>used</i> to have a pet dorkfish.

Daoust · 08-08-2005, 10:41 AM

Tophat prefers that the women he dates do not shave, because while growing up he had a particular fondness for an Aunt, (who wasn't really an Aunt, but they called her Aunt anyway, Aunt Mildred) who grew a full length beard and kept it until the day she died in a freak accident while spelunking.

SirLance · 08-08-2005, 10:51 AM

Daoust is a member of the Ukrainian People's Liberation Front. He is desperately seeking a map, because he doesn't know where the Ukraine is...

uncle phil · 08-08-2005, 01:32 PM

sirlance drools when he listens to his ipod...

Tophat665 · 08-08-2005, 03:42 PM

Uncle Phil sold his hair for Rock 'n Roll.

uncle phil · 08-08-2005, 03:54 PM

top built his city on rock and roll...(hehe...)

kramus · 08-08-2005, 04:08 PM

uncle phil is a pac man addict. He logs in at least 3 hours a day on his old system.

Fremen · 08-08-2005, 04:48 PM

kramus once depleted the national reserves of a small European country when he used their hacked bank codes to fund his breakfast cereal habit.

Fly · 08-08-2005, 07:20 PM

Fre doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground...........

Daoust · 08-09-2005, 02:32 AM

Flyman really thinks that smoking pot is a disgusting habit, and he has never even touched the stuff. He does, however, think that sniffing gas is perfectly healthy and socially acceptable.

paddyjoe · 08-09-2005, 04:42 AM

Daoust constantly tries 'writing' his name in the neighborhood kids snow cones.

SirLance · 08-09-2005, 07:57 AM

PaddyJoe wears Superman pajamas, and not just to bed, either!

Fremen · 08-09-2005, 09:18 AM

SirLance once drank a gallon of waffle syrup on a dare from his proctologist.

uncle phil · 08-09-2005, 03:56 PM

fremen secretly wishes for a CAT-scan (hehe...)

paddyjoe · 08-09-2005, 05:17 PM

uncle phil just can't stop squeezing the Charmin.......

kramus · 08-09-2005, 06:01 PM

Paddy Joe has the largest collection of used tea bags this side of Great Britain.

maleficent · 08-09-2005, 06:06 PM

/me wont make a comment about kramie and tea bagging

Kramie, just recently, accepted a lucrative position as a Chippendales dancer.. video, for the ladies, will be shown as soon as I am done with it..

Tophat665 · 08-09-2005, 07:25 PM

Maleficent occasionally dresses up in a bunny suit and reads Dr. Suess books to undrepriviledged kindergarteners.

Fremen · 08-09-2005, 08:15 PM

Top yells at kindergarteners so they'll give him their chocolate milk.

Daoust · 08-10-2005, 02:53 AM

Fremen keeps a post it note explaning metric conversion, as well as a picture of Mr. Belvedere in his wallet.

Tophat665 · 08-10-2005, 04:34 AM

Daout also is a big fan of Christopher Hewett, but the picture he keeps in his wallet is a still from the Producers with him a Grand Duchess Anastasia.

Fremen · 08-10-2005, 08:42 AM

Top drinks vodka from the bottle. A baby bottle!

08-03-2005, 01:36 PM	#5921 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Johnny Pyro believes in werewolves. __________________ Google

08-03-2005, 02:03 PM	#5923 (permalink)
Galahad Upright Location: In the desert lands	vanblah filled his waterbed with iced tea. __________________ Democracy is where your vote counts. Feudalism is where your count votes.

08-03-2005, 06:41 PM	#5925 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	speakin' of sperm banks...........joe has been rejected on more than one occasion. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-03-2005, 08:45 PM	#5926 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly "opened up an account" at the B.C. Savings & Loan when they gave him his free toaster. __________________ Google

08-04-2005, 12:58 PM	#5927 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre forgot his birthday today until he saw that he was in a birthday thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-03-2005, 02:01 PM	#5922 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Fremen blew all of his life savings on a sleep number bed.

08-03-2005, 05:32 PM	#5924 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Galahad once tried to apply for a debit card at the sperm bank.

08-04-2005, 04:18 PM	#5928 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Uncle Phil attends childrens birthday parties as "BOBO the CLOWN" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-04-2005, 06:06 PM	#5929 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	SirLance leaves his fly open on purpose.

08-05-2005, 06:34 AM	#5930 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Paddy has a fixation with Moe from the three stooges....primarily due to the rejection letter he got from Shemp for a script he wrote when he was 12. Had the letter come from Curly (who Paddy respects far more than Shemp), it would have gone over far better. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

08-05-2005, 06:42 AM	#5931 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Tec knows this because by the light of the silvery moon, he peeps into Paddy's windows and when Paddy is snoring away, he sneaks into hishouse and goes thru his underwear drawer __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-05-2005, 07:05 AM	#5932 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Maleficent is an internationally famous supermodel who relaxes here anonymously by masquerading as an IT worker. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-05-2005, 07:10 AM	#5933 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Redlemon once went to work wearing a suit made out of maple leaves. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-05-2005, 07:47 AM	#5935 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Maleficient took a break from supermodeling to learn skydiving, but wound up landing in the men's locker room at the gym. It took her 3 weeks to escape! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-05-2005, 12:26 PM	#5936 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance wishes he had a pair of sleeper jammies like fremen does...the kind with the little "fishies" on them... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2005, 04:25 PM	#5938 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen is building a pyramid in his basement. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

08-05-2005, 04:05 PM	#5937 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	phil wishes he hadn't sold me that particular pair of sleeper jammies, because of my stint on Cops while wearing them. Now they're a big hit with the redneck criminal element. __________________ Google

08-05-2005, 06:23 PM	#5939 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Kramus used to have a pet dorkfish. As everyone who knows anything about dorkfish, they eat corndogs, but you have to take the stick out, because they are stupid enough to try and eat the stick and choke on it. Kramus <i>used</i> to have a pet dorkfish. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-08-2005, 10:41 AM	#5940 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Tophat prefers that the women he dates do not shave, because while growing up he had a particular fondness for an Aunt, (who wasn't really an Aunt, but they called her Aunt anyway, Aunt Mildred) who grew a full length beard and kept it until the day she died in a freak accident while spelunking. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

08-08-2005, 10:51 AM	#5941 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Daoust is a member of the Ukrainian People's Liberation Front. He is desperately seeking a map, because he doesn't know where the Ukraine is... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-08-2005, 01:32 PM	#5942 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance drools when he listens to his ipod... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2005, 03:42 PM	#5943 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Uncle Phil sold his hair for Rock 'n Roll. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-08-2005, 03:54 PM	#5944 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	top built his city on rock and roll...(hehe...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2005, 04:08 PM	#5945 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	uncle phil is a pac man addict. He logs in at least 3 hours a day on his old system. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

08-08-2005, 04:48 PM	#5946 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus once depleted the national reserves of a small European country when he used their hacked bank codes to fund his breakfast cereal habit. __________________ Google

08-08-2005, 07:20 PM	#5947 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-09-2005, 02:32 AM	#5948 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Flyman really thinks that smoking pot is a disgusting habit, and he has never even touched the stuff. He does, however, think that sniffing gas is perfectly healthy and socially acceptable. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

08-09-2005, 04:42 AM	#5949 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Daoust constantly tries 'writing' his name in the neighborhood kids snow cones.

08-09-2005, 07:57 AM	#5950 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	PaddyJoe wears Superman pajamas, and not just to bed, either! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-09-2005, 09:18 AM	#5951 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance once drank a gallon of waffle syrup on a dare from his proctologist. __________________ Google

08-09-2005, 03:56 PM	#5952 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen secretly wishes for a CAT-scan (hehe...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-09-2005, 05:17 PM	#5953 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil just can't stop squeezing the Charmin.......

08-09-2005, 06:01 PM	#5954 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Paddy Joe has the largest collection of used tea bags this side of Great Britain. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

08-09-2005, 06:06 PM	#5955 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	/me wont make a comment about kramie and tea bagging Kramie, just recently, accepted a lucrative position as a Chippendales dancer.. video, for the ladies, will be shown as soon as I am done with it.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-09-2005, 07:25 PM	#5956 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Maleficent occasionally dresses up in a bunny suit and reads Dr. Suess books to undrepriviledged kindergarteners. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-09-2005, 08:15 PM	#5957 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Top yells at kindergarteners so they'll give him their chocolate milk. __________________ Google