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chodarama · 05-16-2003, 11:10 PM

SocialAbortion masturbates to splck masterbating to David Bowie

vermin · 05-16-2003, 11:14 PM

chodarama would like to masturbate but can't figure out all those moving parts.

uncle phil · 05-17-2003, 03:42 AM

vermin secretly watches reruns of curt gowdy hosting american angler...

Fly · 05-17-2003, 06:01 AM

uncle phil watches the golf channel........to be able to have a nap in the afternoon

splck · 05-17-2003, 06:25 AM

flyman gets exited thinking about uncle phil and pigs.

Fly · 05-17-2003, 06:36 AM

splck started out as a maggot but has recently graduated from flyman's shitpile nursery.....

Zotz · 05-18-2003, 11:27 AM

flyman talks like a pirate when he takes a bath

richeee · 05-18-2003, 03:26 PM

Zotz IS a pirate in Flyman's tub!
AHOY, Matey!!!

uncle phil · 05-18-2003, 03:46 PM

richeee's 'ckin broke...

WhoaitsZ · 05-18-2003, 05:56 PM

uncle phil is a virgin.....

rs8001 · 05-19-2003, 01:34 AM

WhoaitsZ lost am arm wrestling match against a little girl.

uncle phil · 05-19-2003, 02:45 AM

rs skinny-dips in the wabash...

Fly · 05-19-2003, 06:23 AM

uncle phil inserts cooked macaroni into his nostrils while trying to hum kumbiya

GSRIDER · 05-19-2003, 06:42 AM

Flyman is the little girl that beat WhoaitsZ at arm wrestling

WhoaitsZ · 05-19-2003, 09:37 AM

GSRIDER is an undercover wall-street-like broker pretending to be a punk so he'll be popular

uncle phil · 05-19-2003, 12:54 PM

whoa eats grape-nuts without milk for breakfast...

Fly · 05-19-2003, 02:50 PM

uncle phil is so tough that he masterbates with sandpaper......

Force 10 · 05-19-2003, 04:38 PM

iRtehCrispeh · 05-20-2003, 03:05 AM

ruprex is so obcessed with flyman he found a site dedicated 2 him

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 03:08 AM

irteh dreams of sugarplum fairies...

XenuHubbard · 05-20-2003, 03:09 AM

uncle phil is the weird, dirty uncle every family has one of.

iRtehCrispeh · 05-20-2003, 03:18 AM

and xenu is the aunt!

GSRIDER · 05-20-2003, 08:36 AM

iRtehCrispeh likes to eat chili cheese dogs out of the crack of Rosie O's ass.

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 11:57 AM

gsrider still pulls a little red wagon around with him wherever he goes...

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 12:08 PM

http://www.unclephil.com/

uncle phil is currently under construction.

GSRIDER · 05-20-2003, 12:20 PM

KWSN has converted to an ALL MARTHA STEWART radio broadcast

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 01:12 PM

GSRIDER Rides GS. That's obvious by his nick.

What isn't obvious, is that THIS is GS:

GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH NEVER LIES!

Giant Hamburger · 05-20-2003, 03:19 PM

KWSN states in his daily, long-winded lectures to me that the “Strangest Secret” is YOU become what you think about. Life is for loving, living and laughing, not shining, worry and working. Your mind must rule your body with a will of iron. The mind must always be in command of the body.

Whatever,
-GH

splck · 05-20-2003, 03:22 PM

Giant Hamburger gave me the trots.

Giant Hamburger · 05-20-2003, 03:25 PM

Sorry about that.
I was paid to do it by your nemisis.
Who that is is part of the dark secret.
Nothing personal.
-GH

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 03:28 PM

http://www.space.com/scienceastronom...er_020801.html

Giant Hamburger lives in outer space.

Proof is in above link, and here's PHOTO evidence:

Fly · 05-20-2003, 03:29 PM

GH was just a little coctail wiener before he grew up

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 03:33 PM

Flyman is what we like to call "slow." His slowness ruins the effect of my previous post for about the fifty triilionth time in this thread.

It's OK, flyman, we still love you.

Fly · 05-20-2003, 03:40 PM

dammit anyways

KWSN is a speed freak.........

manalone · 05-20-2003, 03:46 PM

Flyman uses toilet paper inner tubes not in the manner god intended.
In addition, he has been known to fall to pieces and attempt to have the fragments hump each other.

Arock · 05-20-2003, 04:03 PM

Ask Manalone about his 5 testicles. His friends call him "Grapevine"

SocialAbortion · 05-20-2003, 04:09 PM

Arock is actually a stone.

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 04:11 PM

SocialAbortion doesn't know whether she is really going out with him or not. Because he's too lazy to go figure out these kinds of things.

rs8001 · 05-20-2003, 04:23 PM

Bones still sucks his thumb.

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 05:04 PM

rs8001 is numbered that way because the other 8000 didn't work.

05-16-2003, 11:14 PM	#562 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	chodarama would like to masturbate but can't figure out all those moving parts. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-17-2003, 03:42 AM	#563 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	vermin secretly watches reruns of curt gowdy hosting american angler... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-17-2003, 06:01 AM	#564 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil watches the golf channel........to be able to have a nap in the afternoon __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-17-2003, 06:25 AM	#565 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman gets exited thinking about uncle phil and pigs. __________________ nice line eh?

05-17-2003, 06:36 AM	#566 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	splck started out as a maggot but has recently graduated from flyman's shitpile nursery..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-16-2003, 11:10 PM	#561 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	SocialAbortion masturbates to splck masterbating to David Bowie

05-18-2003, 11:27 AM	#567 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	flyman talks like a pirate when he takes a bath

05-18-2003, 03:26 PM	#568 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Zotz IS a pirate in Flyman's tub! AHOY, Matey!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-18-2003, 03:46 PM	#569 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	richeee's 'ckin broke... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2003, 05:56 PM	#570 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	uncle phil is a virgin.....

05-19-2003, 01:34 AM	#571 (permalink)
rs8001 Crazy Location: Indiana	WhoaitsZ lost am arm wrestling match against a little girl.

05-19-2003, 02:45 AM	#572 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rs skinny-dips in the wabash... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2003, 06:23 AM	#573 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil inserts cooked macaroni into his nostrils while trying to hum kumbiya __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 06:42 AM	#574 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Flyman is the little girl that beat WhoaitsZ at arm wrestling __________________ No signature at this time.

05-19-2003, 09:37 AM	#575 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	GSRIDER is an undercover wall-street-like broker pretending to be a punk so he'll be popular

05-19-2003, 04:38 PM	#578 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space

05-19-2003, 12:54 PM	#576 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	whoa eats grape-nuts without milk for breakfast... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2003, 02:50 PM	#577 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil is so tough that he masterbates with sandpaper...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-20-2003, 03:05 AM	#579 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	ruprex is so obcessed with flyman he found a site dedicated 2 him

05-20-2003, 03:08 AM	#580 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	irteh dreams of sugarplum fairies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-20-2003, 03:09 AM	#581 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	uncle phil is the weird, dirty uncle every family has one of. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-20-2003, 03:18 AM	#582 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	and xenu is the aunt!

05-20-2003, 08:36 AM	#583 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	iRtehCrispeh likes to eat chili cheese dogs out of the crack of Rosie O's ass. __________________ No signature at this time.

05-20-2003, 11:57 AM	#584 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	gsrider still pulls a little red wagon around with him wherever he goes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-20-2003, 12:08 PM	#585 (permalink)
KWSN green	http://www.unclephil.com/ uncle phil is currently under construction. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-20-2003, 12:20 PM	#586 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	KWSN has converted to an ALL MARTHA STEWART radio broadcast __________________ No signature at this time.

05-20-2003, 01:12 PM	#587 (permalink)
KWSN green	GSRIDER Rides GS. That's obvious by his nick. What isn't obvious, is that THIS is GS: GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH NEVER LIES! __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-20-2003, 03:19 PM	#588 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	KWSN states in his daily, long-winded lectures to me that the “Strangest Secret” is YOU become what you think about. Life is for loving, living and laughing, not shining, worry and working. Your mind must rule your body with a will of iron. The mind must always be in command of the body. Whatever, -GH

05-20-2003, 03:22 PM	#589 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Giant Hamburger gave me the trots. __________________ nice line eh?

05-20-2003, 03:25 PM	#590 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Sorry about that. I was paid to do it by your nemisis. Who that is is part of the dark secret. Nothing personal. -GH

05-20-2003, 03:28 PM	#591 (permalink)
KWSN green	http://www.space.com/scienceastronom...er_020801.html Giant Hamburger lives in outer space. Proof is in above link, and here's PHOTO evidence: __________________ Your arms are broken! Last edited by KWSN; 05-20-2003 at 03:32 PM..

05-20-2003, 03:29 PM	#592 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	GH was just a little coctail wiener before he grew up __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-20-2003, 03:33 PM	#593 (permalink)
KWSN green	Flyman is what we like to call "slow." His slowness ruins the effect of my previous post for about the fifty triilionth time in this thread. It's OK, flyman, we still love you. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-20-2003, 03:40 PM	#594 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	dammit anyways KWSN is a speed freak......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-20-2003, 03:46 PM	#595 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Flyman uses toilet paper inner tubes not in the manner god intended. In addition, he has been known to fall to pieces and attempt to have the fragments hump each other. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-20-2003, 04:03 PM	#596 (permalink)
Arock Crazy Location: Center Ice	Ask Manalone about his 5 testicles. His friends call him "Grapevine" __________________ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat