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ngdawg · 06-24-2005, 08:01 PM

Amonkie has a stuffed horse she named Pokey that she consults before making any major decisions. Pokey is very opinionated, but Amonkie claims it's just plain horse sense.

Fremen · 06-24-2005, 08:58 PM

ngdawg wears her prom dress to the grocery store every Friday, for nostalgia's sake.

kramus · 06-24-2005, 09:09 PM

Fremen lurks in the Pet Food aisle hoping somebody will take him home

Fly · 06-25-2005, 03:30 AM

the only reason kramus is in an attic in Canada,is because he just recently came outta the closet

paddyjoe · 06-25-2005, 05:49 AM

Every room in flyman's new house is a closet. He never has to leave.

amonkie · 06-25-2005, 10:35 AM

Paddyjoe has a trapdoor in the bottom of his car that lets him slide out if he decides it's time to make friends with the cows.

Fremen · 06-25-2005, 02:17 PM

amonkie likes to listen to Yanni while watching squirrels mate.

wdevauld · 06-25-2005, 02:45 PM

Fremen carries around a serious angst for squirrels

ngdawg · 06-26-2005, 10:33 AM

wdevauld likes to go to biker bars with a box of crayons and offer his services as a tattooist.

uncle phil · 06-27-2005, 12:08 PM

ng has never had a mimosa...

Fremen · 06-28-2005, 12:27 AM

uncle phil dropped trou in the park 'cause he heard the squirrels liked to lick their nuts to clean them before storing 'em for the Winter, and he wanted in on the action.
He was tired of cleaning them in the ball washer at the golf club.

ChistledStone · 06-28-2005, 03:19 AM

Freman isn't 'just friends' with the hulk.

uncle phil · 06-28-2005, 11:53 AM

ol' stony throws eggs at moving school buses...

Fly · 07-05-2005, 03:49 AM

phil........as well as joe.........rode the li'l schoolbus back in the day.

Giant Hamburger · 07-05-2005, 11:59 AM

Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.

uncle phil · 07-05-2005, 12:26 PM

GH ate a hot dog once after watching that little dude win the "nathan's hot dog eating" contest the first time...

Fly · 07-05-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.

dude..........nicely done.........

good thing i don't drink hard liquor anymore...........or often anyways.

phil likes to play forskins on the back nine........

Fremen · 07-05-2005, 07:32 PM

fly wishes he still had his foreskin.

uncle phil · 07-06-2005, 12:59 PM

fre sewed his back on...

Fremen · 07-06-2005, 08:56 PM

uncle phil went to jail for molesting a quilting bee...

ariekitten · 07-06-2005, 10:32 PM

fremen is the guy after which "napoleon dynamite" was fashioned

uncle phil · 07-07-2005, 12:41 PM

arie has one brown eye and one blue eye...

Fremen · 07-07-2005, 01:48 PM

u.p. has an obsession with brown eyes that earned him a blue and black eye.

Giant Hamburger · 07-07-2005, 02:12 PM

I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.

Fly · 07-07-2005, 06:24 PM

G.H. enjoys a good feel from the labella of fly.........

Fly · 07-07-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.

one of the coolest things i've heard you say.........you mind if i use that?

Fremen · 07-07-2005, 07:20 PM

fly likes to collect unusual phrases to flummox his chemically enhanced friends with.

ariekitten · 07-07-2005, 11:26 PM

fremen likes to picture fly using unusual phrases

uncle phil · 07-08-2005, 12:20 PM

arie gets confused when she looks in the mirror and tries to figure out which eye is the blue one and which eye is the brown one...

Fly · 07-08-2005, 02:04 PM

phil has two blue eyes and one brown one.

*i know.....sick joke,so fuckin' sue me*

paddyjoe · 07-08-2005, 02:10 PM

flyman has paid WAAAAYYY too much attention to uncle phil's 'brown' eye lately.

amonkie · 07-09-2005, 12:45 PM

Paddy was born in the Guinness brewery, but drank too much so he got transplanted to the USA by a foamy white stork.

Fly · 07-09-2005, 04:37 PM

amonkie wants to sit on joe's lap.........

kramus · 07-09-2005, 05:01 PM

flyman doesn't inhale

Seeker · 07-09-2005, 07:34 PM

kramus loves to inhale!

kramus · 07-09-2005, 07:36 PM

Seeker colours outside the lines

Fremen · 07-09-2005, 09:44 PM

kramus paints himself blue and runs naked through town yelling, "Ye canna take muh freedom!!!"

bernadette · 07-09-2005, 11:38 PM

Fremen sleeps with a voodoo doll.
take that however you wish.

uncle phil · 07-11-2005, 12:38 PM

bernie still has her ken-doll collection...on display...in her bedroom...

Fly · 07-11-2005, 12:58 PM

phil still has his barbie collection,hidden under his bed so aunt phil doesn't find them.

06-24-2005, 08:01 PM	#5761 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Amonkie has a stuffed horse she named Pokey that she consults before making any major decisions. Pokey is very opinionated, but Amonkie claims it's just plain horse sense. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

06-24-2005, 08:58 PM	#5762 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ngdawg wears her prom dress to the grocery store every Friday, for nostalgia's sake. __________________ Google

06-24-2005, 09:09 PM	#5763 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen lurks in the Pet Food aisle hoping somebody will take him home __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-25-2005, 03:30 AM	#5764 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the only reason kramus is in an attic in Canada,is because he just recently came outta the closet __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-25-2005, 10:35 AM	#5766 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Paddyjoe has a trapdoor in the bottom of his car that lets him slide out if he decides it's time to make friends with the cows. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

06-25-2005, 05:49 AM	#5765 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Every room in flyman's new house is a closet. He never has to leave.

06-25-2005, 02:17 PM	#5767 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	amonkie likes to listen to Yanni while watching squirrels mate. __________________ Google

06-25-2005, 02:45 PM	#5768 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	Fremen carries around a serious angst for squirrels __________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

06-26-2005, 10:33 AM	#5769 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	wdevauld likes to go to biker bars with a box of crayons and offer his services as a tattooist. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

06-27-2005, 12:08 PM	#5770 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ng has never had a mimosa... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-28-2005, 12:27 AM	#5771 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil dropped trou in the park 'cause he heard the squirrels liked to lick their nuts to clean them before storing 'em for the Winter, and he wanted in on the action. He was tired of cleaning them in the ball washer at the golf club. __________________ Google

06-28-2005, 03:19 AM	#5772 (permalink)
ChistledStone Crazy Location: Australia	Freman isn't 'just friends' with the hulk. __________________ A.minor.fall.then.a.major.lift

06-28-2005, 11:53 AM	#5773 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ol' stony throws eggs at moving school buses... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-05-2005, 03:49 AM	#5774 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil........as well as joe.........rode the li'l schoolbus back in the day. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2005, 11:59 AM	#5775 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.

07-06-2005, 10:32 PM	#5781 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	fremen is the guy after which "napoleon dynamite" was fashioned __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

07-07-2005, 11:26 PM	#5788 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	fremen likes to picture fly using unusual phrases __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

07-05-2005, 12:26 PM	#5776 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	GH ate a hot dog once after watching that little dude win the "nathan's hot dog eating" contest the first time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-05-2005, 07:32 PM	#5778 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly wishes he still had his foreskin. __________________ Google

07-06-2005, 12:59 PM	#5779 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre sewed his back on... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2005, 08:56 PM	#5780 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil went to jail for molesting a quilting bee... __________________ Google

07-07-2005, 12:41 PM	#5782 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	arie has one brown eye and one blue eye... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2005, 01:48 PM	#5783 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	u.p. has an obsession with brown eyes that earned him a blue and black eye. __________________ Google

07-07-2005, 02:12 PM	#5784 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.

07-07-2005, 06:24 PM	#5785 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	G.H. enjoys a good feel from the labella of fly......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-07-2005, 07:20 PM	#5787 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly likes to collect unusual phrases to flummox his chemically enhanced friends with. __________________ Google

07-08-2005, 12:20 PM	#5789 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	arie gets confused when she looks in the mirror and tries to figure out which eye is the blue one and which eye is the brown one... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2005, 02:04 PM	#5790 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil has two blue eyes and one brown one. i know.....sick joke,so fuckin' sue me __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-08-2005, 02:10 PM	#5791 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman has paid WAAAAYYY too much attention to uncle phil's 'brown' eye lately.

07-09-2005, 12:45 PM	#5792 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Paddy was born in the Guinness brewery, but drank too much so he got transplanted to the USA by a foamy white stork. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

07-09-2005, 04:37 PM	#5793 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	amonkie wants to sit on joe's lap......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2005, 05:01 PM	#5794 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	flyman doesn't inhale __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-09-2005, 07:34 PM	#5795 (permalink)
Seeker Getting Clearer Location: with spirit	kramus loves to inhale! __________________ *To those who wander but who are not lost...* ~ Knowledge is not something you acquire, it is something you open yourself to.

07-09-2005, 07:36 PM	#5796 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Seeker colours outside the lines __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-09-2005, 09:44 PM	#5797 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus paints himself blue and runs naked through town yelling, "Ye canna take muh freedom!!!" __________________ Google

07-09-2005, 11:38 PM	#5798 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Fremen sleeps with a voodoo doll. take that however you wish. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-11-2005, 12:38 PM	#5799 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bernie still has her ken-doll collection...on display...in her bedroom... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.