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Old 06-24-2005, 08:01 PM   #5761 (permalink)
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Amonkie has a stuffed horse she named Pokey that she consults before making any major decisions. Pokey is very opinionated, but Amonkie claims it's just plain horse sense.
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:58 PM   #5762 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:09 PM   #5763 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:30 AM   #5764 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:49 AM   #5765 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2005, 10:35 AM   #5766 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:17 PM   #5767 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:45 PM   #5768 (permalink)
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Fremen carries around a serious angst for squirrels
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Old 06-26-2005, 10:33 AM   #5769 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2005, 12:08 PM   #5770 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:27 AM   #5771 (permalink)
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uncle phil dropped trou in the park 'cause he heard the squirrels liked to lick their nuts to clean them before storing 'em for the Winter, and he wanted in on the action.
He was tired of cleaning them in the ball washer at the golf club.

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Old 06-28-2005, 03:19 AM   #5772 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:53 AM   #5773 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2005, 03:49 AM   #5774 (permalink)
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phil........as well as joe.........rode the li'l schoolbus back in the day.
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:59 AM   #5775 (permalink)
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Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:26 PM   #5776 (permalink)
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GH ate a hot dog once after watching that little dude win the "nathan's hot dog eating" contest the first time...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:01 PM   #5777 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.

dude..........nicely done.........


good thing i don't drink hard liquor anymore...........or often anyways.









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Old 07-05-2005, 07:32 PM   #5778 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:59 PM   #5779 (permalink)
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fre sewed his back on...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:56 PM   #5780 (permalink)
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uncle phil went to jail for molesting a quilting bee...
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:32 PM   #5781 (permalink)
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fremen is the guy after which "napoleon dynamite" was fashioned
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Old 07-07-2005, 12:41 PM   #5782 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 07-07-2005, 01:48 PM   #5783 (permalink)
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u.p. has an obsession with brown eyes that earned him a blue and black eye.

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Old 07-07-2005, 02:12 PM   #5784 (permalink)
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I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:24 PM   #5785 (permalink)
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G.H. enjoys a good feel from the labella of fly.........
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:42 PM   #5786 (permalink)
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Quote:
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I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.


one of the coolest things i've heard you say.........you mind if i use that?
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Old 07-07-2005, 07:20 PM   #5787 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2005, 11:26 PM   #5788 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:20 PM   #5789 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:04 PM   #5790 (permalink)
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phil has two blue eyes and one brown one.




*i know.....sick joke,so fuckin' sue me*
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:10 PM   #5791 (permalink)
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flyman has paid WAAAAYYY too much attention to uncle phil's 'brown' eye lately.
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:45 PM   #5792 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2005, 04:37 PM   #5793 (permalink)
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amonkie wants to sit on joe's lap.........
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Old 07-09-2005, 05:01 PM   #5794 (permalink)
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flyman doesn't inhale
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:34 PM   #5795 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:36 PM   #5796 (permalink)
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Seeker colours outside the lines
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Old 07-09-2005, 09:44 PM   #5797 (permalink)
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kramus paints himself blue and runs naked through town yelling, "Ye canna take muh freedom!!!"
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:38 PM   #5798 (permalink)
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Fremen sleeps with a voodoo doll.
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:38 PM   #5799 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:58 PM   #5800 (permalink)
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