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Fremen · 06-05-2005, 02:15 PM

bernie sneaks her dogs into the theater with her and gives them a running commentary on what's happening on screen.

Коммуни& · 06-05-2005, 08:32 PM

Fremen secretly masturbates to goatse and lemonparty pics everyday in his basement filled with scat and beastiality porn.

uncle phil · 06-06-2005, 11:35 AM

the "kommunist" likes being a rookie...

feelgood · 06-13-2005, 10:04 PM

uncle phil is really uncle phil from fresh prince of bel-air

uncle phil · 06-14-2005, 11:17 AM

feelgood has a wart right where he buttons his trousers...

Astrocloud · 06-14-2005, 11:35 AM

uncle phil dresses like michael jackson. Today's armband color is red

feelgood · 06-14-2005, 11:45 AM

Astrocloud likes Michael Jackson so much that he mailed Jacko his size 3 baby shoe that been bronzed

Fremen · 06-14-2005, 01:25 PM

feelgood measures how well he feels by how many fleas he can groom from his pet monkey in an hour.

uncle phil · 06-15-2005, 03:45 PM

fre wants his sleeper jammie avatar back...

Fremen · 06-15-2005, 07:20 PM

I would want it back if uncle phil hadn't sold it to a disturbed door-to-door vacuum salesman, right after they got through with their living-room 'demo'.

uncle phil · 06-16-2005, 01:43 PM

fre once was the "kirby" guy...

Fremen · 06-16-2005, 07:49 PM

And uncle p had something going with the Fuller Brush man and his trollop from Mary Kay.

uncle phil · 06-17-2005, 12:56 PM

speaking of mary kay, fre takes pictures of pink cars and tapes them to the inside of his closet door...

kramus · 06-17-2005, 01:05 PM

Uncle Phil golfs because he gets to dress funny in public.

maleficent · 06-17-2005, 01:09 PM

Kramus lives in an attic because he has a secret fascination wiht Cinderella and she lived in an attic wiht her mouse friends... You don't want to know what Kramus does with his little mouse friends...

Really you dont..

kramus · 06-17-2005, 01:13 PM

maleficent is unaware that she is psychic - and that her nonsense is really truth

amonkie · 06-17-2005, 01:25 PM

Kramus accidentally glued his phone to his ear when he spilled crazy glue without noticing.

kramus · 06-17-2005, 01:35 PM

amonkie likes park herself in a boat with a net beneath cliffs and practice catch and release with lemmings

Fremen · 06-17-2005, 02:12 PM

kramus was inspired by Wilson in the film 'Castaway' so much, he went and bought himself a ball, drew a face on it, and called him Herbie.
They can be seen every weekend relaxing in their hammock out in the back yard, or else they're mowing the lawn together.

paddyjoe · 06-17-2005, 02:49 PM

Poor ol' Fremen had to throw his hammock away. Too many 'streaks' in it..............

uncle phil · 06-17-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Poor ol' Fremen had to throw his hammock away. Too many 'streaks' in it..............

hehe...

pj is buying stock in "sure..."

Fremen · 06-20-2005, 10:55 PM

unca p likes to steal his partner's divots and slowly replant his own yard.

uncle phil · 06-21-2005, 11:31 AM

fre is just...fre...

Astrocloud · 06-21-2005, 12:58 PM

Uncle Phil has a blonde wig in his closet.

Giant Hamburger · 06-21-2005, 01:39 PM

I took Astrocloud to the prom.

paddyjoe · 06-21-2005, 03:05 PM

Yeah, only cause I turned him down.

Fly · 06-21-2005, 07:57 PM

joe is just a tease..........

Fremen · 06-21-2005, 09:35 PM

fly is far from a tease.
We made it 'round third base and was in the stretch for home, when we were rudely interrupted by Astro, GH and a dateless pj.

Dagnabbit!

akito · 06-21-2005, 10:20 PM

Fremen has fantasies about superhero's.

uncle phil · 06-22-2005, 01:10 PM

akito has never read a superhero comic book...

Astrocloud · 06-22-2005, 02:05 PM

Uncle Phil's sleeper jammies make him look like the flash.

kramus · 06-22-2005, 02:44 PM

Astrocloud draws little faces in his pudding before he eats it.

Fremen · 06-22-2005, 04:48 PM

kramus flings his 'pudding' at passersby...

uncle phil · 06-23-2005, 12:32 PM

fre used to pull his pudding...probably still does...

paddyjoe · 06-23-2005, 12:35 PM

uncle phil wishes he could find his pudding.

uncle phil · 06-23-2005, 12:49 PM

pj just sits around all day waiting for me to post on this thread so he can try to "zing" me...

wdevauld · 06-23-2005, 12:59 PM

Uncle Phil used to be Auntie Phillis

uncle phil · 06-24-2005, 11:51 AM

wdevauld used to date my auntie phillis...

paddyjoe · 06-24-2005, 12:41 PM

uncle phil loves being stalked by goofy Irishmen..........................

amonkie · 06-24-2005, 01:30 PM

for his first picture on film, ever, paddyjoe took a picture of his foot - just to show he had one.

06-05-2005, 02:15 PM	#5721 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bernie sneaks her dogs into the theater with her and gives them a running commentary on what's happening on screen. __________________ Google

06-06-2005, 11:35 AM	#5723 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the "kommunist" likes being a rookie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-13-2005, 10:04 PM	#5724 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	uncle phil is really uncle phil from fresh prince of bel-air __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

06-14-2005, 11:17 AM	#5725 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	feelgood has a wart right where he buttons his trousers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-14-2005, 11:45 AM	#5727 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Astrocloud likes Michael Jackson so much that he mailed Jacko his size 3 baby shoe that been bronzed __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

06-05-2005, 08:32 PM	#5722 (permalink)
Коммуни& Upright Location: In your attic	Fremen secretly masturbates to goatse and lemonparty pics everyday in his basement filled with scat and beastiality porn.

06-14-2005, 11:35 AM	#5726 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	uncle phil dresses like michael jackson. Today's armband color is red

06-14-2005, 01:25 PM	#5728 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	feelgood measures how well he feels by how many fleas he can groom from his pet monkey in an hour. __________________ Google

06-15-2005, 03:45 PM	#5729 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre wants his sleeper jammie avatar back... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-15-2005, 07:20 PM	#5730 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I would want it back if uncle phil hadn't sold it to a disturbed door-to-door vacuum salesman, right after they got through with their living-room 'demo'. __________________ Google

06-16-2005, 01:43 PM	#5731 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre once was the "kirby" guy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-16-2005, 07:49 PM	#5732 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	And uncle p had something going with the Fuller Brush man and his trollop from Mary Kay. __________________ Google

06-17-2005, 12:56 PM	#5733 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	speaking of mary kay, fre takes pictures of pink cars and tapes them to the inside of his closet door... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-17-2005, 01:05 PM	#5734 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Uncle Phil golfs because he gets to dress funny in public. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-17-2005, 01:09 PM	#5735 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Kramus lives in an attic because he has a secret fascination wiht Cinderella and she lived in an attic wiht her mouse friends... You don't want to know what Kramus does with his little mouse friends... Really you dont.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-21-2005, 01:39 PM	#5745 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I took Astrocloud to the prom.

06-21-2005, 07:57 PM	#5747 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe is just a tease.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-17-2005, 01:13 PM	#5736 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	maleficent is unaware that she is psychic - and that her nonsense is really truth __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-17-2005, 01:25 PM	#5737 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Kramus accidentally glued his phone to his ear when he spilled crazy glue without noticing. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

06-17-2005, 01:35 PM	#5738 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	amonkie likes park herself in a boat with a net beneath cliffs and practice catch and release with lemmings __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-17-2005, 02:12 PM	#5739 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus was inspired by Wilson in the film 'Castaway' so much, he went and bought himself a ball, drew a face on it, and called him Herbie. They can be seen every weekend relaxing in their hammock out in the back yard, or else they're mowing the lawn together. __________________ Google

06-17-2005, 02:49 PM	#5740 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Poor ol' Fremen had to throw his hammock away. Too many 'streaks' in it..............

06-20-2005, 10:55 PM	#5742 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unca p likes to steal his partner's divots and slowly replant his own yard. __________________ Google

06-21-2005, 11:31 AM	#5743 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is just...fre... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-21-2005, 12:58 PM	#5744 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Uncle Phil has a blonde wig in his closet.

06-21-2005, 03:05 PM	#5746 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Yeah, only cause I turned him down.

06-21-2005, 09:35 PM	#5748 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly is far from a tease. We made it 'round third base and was in the stretch for home, when we were rudely interrupted by Astro, GH and a dateless pj. Dagnabbit! __________________ Google Last edited by Fremen; 06-21-2005 at 09:38 PM..

06-21-2005, 10:20 PM	#5749 (permalink)
akito Insane Location: Colorado	Fremen has fantasies about superhero's.

06-22-2005, 01:10 PM	#5750 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	akito has never read a superhero comic book... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-22-2005, 02:05 PM	#5751 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Uncle Phil's sleeper jammies make him look like the flash.

06-22-2005, 02:44 PM	#5752 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Astrocloud draws little faces in his pudding before he eats it. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-22-2005, 04:48 PM	#5753 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus flings his 'pudding' at passersby... __________________ Google

06-23-2005, 12:32 PM	#5754 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre used to pull his pudding...probably still does... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-23-2005, 12:35 PM	#5755 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil wishes he could find his pudding.

06-23-2005, 12:49 PM	#5756 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj just sits around all day waiting for me to post on this thread so he can try to "zing" me... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-23-2005, 12:59 PM	#5757 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	Uncle Phil used to be Auntie Phillis __________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

06-24-2005, 11:51 AM	#5758 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wdevauld used to date my auntie phillis... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.