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kramus · 05-18-2005, 02:05 PM

Giant Hamburger subscribes to Readers Digest. He also has hopes that his Publishers Clearinghouse winning draw cheque is in the mail.

tecoyah · 05-18-2005, 02:35 PM

kramus secretly tapes all the TFP women in the ladies lounge locker room....and uses them to create his drawings

Charlatan · 05-18-2005, 02:53 PM

tecoyah secretly wishes Kramus would draw him naked and is willing to give his time over to modelling for him...

infamous13 · 05-18-2005, 03:31 PM

charlatan actually looks like his avatar

tecoyah · 05-18-2005, 04:08 PM

This is his 13th attempt to become infamous....but alas...no one seems to notice

TexanAvenger · 05-19-2005, 12:39 PM

tecoyah's mental powers grow stronger every day... But he willingly uses this ability for evil and the extermination of both puppies and Tab soda.

Charlatan · 05-19-2005, 12:41 PM

TexanAvenger is actually from Maine and likes knitting shawls for fishmen.

cellophanedeity · 05-19-2005, 12:54 PM

Charlatan was the muse behind the Macarena.

Charlatan · 05-19-2005, 01:02 PM

Cellophanediety's new haircut will be a mohawk dyed blue...

kramus · 05-19-2005, 02:00 PM

Charlatan would rather stroll through a mall on a slow Tuesday afternoon than go see a new release movie. He wears flip flops when he does this.

Fly · 05-23-2005, 06:23 AM

kramus rolls his boogers into little balls and then shoots them through a straw onto the ceiling of his office.

*fuckin' crazy Canadians*

Fremen · 05-23-2005, 09:49 AM

fly forgoes the straw, he flicks his boogers willy-nilly with his fingers and yells, "FORE!".

fresnelly · 05-23-2005, 10:35 AM

Uncle_Phil once wrestled with a pig, ate it afterwards and didn't feel guilty.

The pig won.

fresnelly · 05-23-2005, 10:36 AM

Fresnelly doesn't know the most recent reply from the hole in is ass.

uncle phil · 05-23-2005, 03:50 PM

fresnelly will get over it...

KCMadcow · 05-24-2005, 10:35 PM

Sadly, Uncle Phil will NOT get over it and die alone...thinking about it until the very end

uncle phil · 05-25-2005, 01:22 PM

KCMadcow really lives on the other side of the river...

Charlatan · 05-26-2005, 11:23 AM

uncle phil... is a secret agent for the saudis... they pay him in free gas coupons.

Fremen · 05-26-2005, 03:51 PM

Charlie snacks on chocolate-covered salty balls while at the movies.

uncle phil · 05-26-2005, 03:52 PM

fre is still just hangin' out, waitin' for janis to rise up from the grave and move upstate...

cellophanedeity · 05-27-2005, 10:28 PM

Uncle Phil is really Madonna.

Fly · 05-30-2005, 06:41 PM

cello actually plays a fiddle..........and not too bad either.

Charlatan · 05-31-2005, 04:44 AM

flyman never inhaled.

uncle phil · 05-31-2005, 11:56 AM

charlatan has a secret drawer FULL of free gas coupons from the saudis...

Fremen · 05-31-2005, 04:11 PM

uncle phil marinates in a tub full of paprika and Worcestershire Sauce every winter for that overall tan that he maintains til summer.
He has problems for days afterwards fighting off the neighborhood dogs.

uncle phil · 05-31-2005, 04:47 PM

fre is still pissed that he has to pay full price for his sleeper jammies...

maleficent · 05-31-2005, 07:14 PM

Phil has a 6 handicap in golf, but is so afraid of the spotlight, and being better than Tiger and Jack, that he has his caddy lie heartily on his score cards...

ngdawg · 05-31-2005, 07:19 PM

Every Thursday night, Mal takes her long flowing hair, wraps it around her face like a beard and hangs out at 7-11 telling customers the hotdogs are fresh.

TexanAvenger · 05-31-2005, 07:42 PM

Dawg's private passion involves seven cats, three apples, and, more ironically than I can say here, twelve monkies...

uncle phil · 06-01-2005, 12:33 PM

tex hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in three weeks...

Fremen · 06-01-2005, 01:02 PM

uncle p once sold a gross of sleeper jammies to the Shah of Iran.
Unfortunately for uncle p, they were damaged en route, and the Shah took back his pack of camels.

Flip-flop · 06-02-2005, 02:53 AM

Fremen is really a breast man

uncle phil · 06-02-2005, 11:29 AM

flip-flop was a-doin' the bop on a saturday night when all his neighbors showed up and threw a party...(old bobby darin reference...)

Fremen · 06-02-2005, 12:27 PM

uncle phil once sang back-up as a Pip.
He lasted for two shows, before the Great Sleeper Jammie incident of '67 happened that got him kicked out of the group forever.

*hugs phil*

uncle phil · 06-03-2005, 04:48 PM

fre is an aggie fan...

Fremen · 06-04-2005, 10:24 PM

uncle phil teeters, but he does not totter.

Fly · 06-05-2005, 08:42 AM

Fre is the only adult you'll see in the park,ridin' the teeter totter........

.......butt naked and backwards.

Astrocloud · 06-05-2005, 09:11 AM

Flyman's bond with his bunny verges on beastiality

Charlatan · 06-05-2005, 11:01 AM

Astrocloud doesn't pee in the shower but he does pee in the bath...

bernadette · 06-05-2005, 11:06 AM

Charlatan wears a yellow bird costume when he goes out to night clubs looking to pick up chicks.
His scoring has been surprisingly impressive.
There ya go, his secret for picking up birds. EXPOSED!

05-18-2005, 02:05 PM	#5681 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Giant Hamburger subscribes to Readers Digest. He also has hopes that his Publishers Clearinghouse winning draw cheque is in the mail. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-18-2005, 02:35 PM	#5682 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	kramus secretly tapes all the TFP women in the ladies lounge locker room....and uses them to create his drawings __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

05-18-2005, 02:53 PM	#5683 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	tecoyah secretly wishes Kramus would draw him naked and is willing to give his time over to modelling for him... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-18-2005, 04:08 PM	#5685 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	This is his 13th attempt to become infamous....but alas...no one seems to notice __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

05-19-2005, 12:41 PM	#5687 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	TexanAvenger is actually from Maine and likes knitting shawls for fishmen. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-18-2005, 03:31 PM	#5684 (permalink)
infamous13 Upright	charlatan actually looks like his avatar

05-19-2005, 12:39 PM	#5686 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	tecoyah's mental powers grow stronger every day... But he willingly uses this ability for evil and the extermination of both puppies and Tab soda.

05-19-2005, 12:54 PM	#5688 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Charlatan was the muse behind the Macarena.

05-19-2005, 01:02 PM	#5689 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Cellophanediety's new haircut will be a mohawk dyed blue... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-19-2005, 02:00 PM	#5690 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Charlatan would rather stroll through a mall on a slow Tuesday afternoon than go see a new release movie. He wears flip flops when he does this. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-23-2005, 06:23 AM	#5691 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	kramus rolls his boogers into little balls and then shoots them through a straw onto the ceiling of his office. fuckin' crazy Canadians __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-23-2005, 09:49 AM	#5692 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly forgoes the straw, he flicks his boogers willy-nilly with his fingers and yells, "FORE!". __________________ Google

05-23-2005, 10:35 AM	#5693 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Uncle_Phil once wrestled with a pig, ate it afterwards and didn't feel guilty. The pig won.

05-23-2005, 10:36 AM	#5694 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Fresnelly doesn't know the most recent reply from the hole in is ass.

05-23-2005, 03:50 PM	#5695 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fresnelly will get over it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-24-2005, 10:35 PM	#5696 (permalink)
KCMadcow Upright	Sadly, Uncle Phil will NOT get over it and die alone...thinking about it until the very end __________________ Worrying is like a rocking chair...it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere...write that down... - Van Why am I fat? I guess I'll have another donut and think about it... - Me

05-25-2005, 01:22 PM	#5697 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	KCMadcow really lives on the other side of the river... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-26-2005, 11:23 AM	#5698 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	uncle phil... is a secret agent for the saudis... they pay him in free gas coupons. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-26-2005, 03:51 PM	#5699 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie snacks on chocolate-covered salty balls while at the movies. __________________ Google

05-26-2005, 03:52 PM	#5700 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is still just hangin' out, waitin' for janis to rise up from the grave and move upstate... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-27-2005, 10:28 PM	#5701 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Uncle Phil is really Madonna.

05-30-2005, 06:41 PM	#5702 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	cello actually plays a fiddle..........and not too bad either. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-31-2005, 04:44 AM	#5703 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	flyman never inhaled. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-31-2005, 11:56 AM	#5704 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlatan has a secret drawer FULL of free gas coupons from the saudis... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-31-2005, 04:11 PM	#5705 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil marinates in a tub full of paprika and Worcestershire Sauce every winter for that overall tan that he maintains til summer. He has problems for days afterwards fighting off the neighborhood dogs. __________________ Google

05-31-2005, 04:47 PM	#5706 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is still pissed that he has to pay full price for his sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-31-2005, 07:14 PM	#5707 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Phil has a 6 handicap in golf, but is so afraid of the spotlight, and being better than Tiger and Jack, that he has his caddy lie heartily on his score cards... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-31-2005, 07:19 PM	#5708 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Every Thursday night, Mal takes her long flowing hair, wraps it around her face like a beard and hangs out at 7-11 telling customers the hotdogs are fresh. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

05-31-2005, 07:42 PM	#5709 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Dawg's private passion involves seven cats, three apples, and, more ironically than I can say here, twelve monkies...

06-01-2005, 12:33 PM	#5710 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tex hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in three weeks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-01-2005, 01:02 PM	#5711 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p once sold a gross of sleeper jammies to the Shah of Iran. Unfortunately for uncle p, they were damaged en route, and the Shah took back his pack of camels. __________________ Google

06-02-2005, 02:53 AM	#5712 (permalink)
Flip-flop Upright Location: North Carolina	Fremen is really a breast man

06-02-2005, 11:29 AM	#5713 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	flip-flop was a-doin' the bop on a saturday night when all his neighbors showed up and threw a party...(old bobby darin reference...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2005, 12:27 PM	#5714 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil once sang back-up as a Pip. He lasted for two shows, before the Great Sleeper Jammie incident of '67 happened that got him kicked out of the group forever. hugs phil __________________ Google

06-03-2005, 04:48 PM	#5715 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is an aggie fan... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.