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mojodragon · 02-24-2005, 05:16 AM

K-wise is the creative genius behind Teletubbies

K-Wise · 02-24-2005, 12:38 PM

Mojodragon is actually a mojoiguana

Asta!!

Fremen · 02-25-2005, 08:47 PM

K-Asta has a robot head from the future buried in his backyard.
Its name is Bender.

Fly · 02-26-2005, 05:28 AM

Fre has been on a bender since last september

Charlatan · 02-26-2005, 05:30 AM

Flyman has never been off his bender... (jesus fly, it's 5:30 am in BC... are still awake or up early?)

Fly · 02-26-2005, 05:34 AM

Charlie had to ask his wife what time it was,cuz his mickey mouse watch is broken and he can't read digital.

*up early again man........side job today....woohooo,big bucks*

paddyjoe · 02-26-2005, 05:34 AM

*edit*

flyman is awfully quick on the draw

Fly · 02-26-2005, 05:35 AM

paddyslow...........is well.............too slow

Charlatan · 02-26-2005, 05:47 AM

flyman moonlights as paddyjoe's "helper"... anyone as slow as joe needs "help"

paddyjoe · 02-26-2005, 06:24 AM

Ol' Charlie is still angry that he's not my helper. After all, he's applied for the position 12 times now.

Sorry Charlie.

tecoyah · 02-26-2005, 06:28 AM

Paddyjoe cant get the help he seeks.....because he only Knows ....one position

mojodragon · 02-26-2005, 06:42 AM

Tecoyah knows 7593 positions, but he's only limber enough for 2 of them.

Charlatan · 05-06-2005, 06:56 AM

mojodragon is jealous because tecoyah actually has some with whom he can use his two positions...

kramus · 05-06-2005, 08:48 AM

Charlatan glues black velvet cutouts to his paint by numbers artwork to enhance it's value.

Charlatan · 05-06-2005, 09:10 AM

kramus dreams of one day walking in the foot steps of the unibomber...

maleficent · 05-06-2005, 09:12 AM

I wondered if that was who Kramus was on the phone with... See Charlatan's avatar- -it's got a really big nose... you know what they say about big noses don't ya?

It's true

Sage · 05-06-2005, 09:14 AM

Maleficient has a huge, magical book at her house called "Everything about Everything" and she does all her research in it before posting advice on TFP

kramus · 05-06-2005, 09:24 AM

Sage is secretly afraid that her houseplants don't like her singing voice.

uncle phil · 05-06-2005, 12:39 PM

kramus can only count up to nine...he lost his thumb while running with scissors in the fifth grade...

paddyjoe · 05-08-2005, 06:15 PM

uncle phil was forced to dye his remaining 26 hairs blue in order to remain in Florida.

TexanAvenger · 05-08-2005, 06:21 PM

paddyjoe once killed a man, just for giggles

kramus · 05-08-2005, 06:27 PM

tex's other hat is a Blue Jays baseball cap

Fly · 05-08-2005, 06:36 PM

kramus lives in an attic somewhere in Canada.

....it just happens to be the attic of his folks house.

.....there's mice there too.......

...and spiders

amonkie · 05-08-2005, 06:39 PM

Flyman once spent a day in a ditch... just to see what the ground looked like from 2 inches away

Fly · 05-08-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amonkie

Flyman once spent a day in a ditch... just to see what the ground looked like from 2 inches away

been there,done that,didn't like it.........

amonkie can be seen on the side of the #1 highway,in the ditch,collecting pop and beer cans,and she does this just for fun........

*she buys lollipops and suckers with the change*

Fremen · 05-08-2005, 08:38 PM

fly once lit up at a Barney concert and hooked the 3rd and 5th row.

<small>*puff-puff-pass*</small>

Charlatan · 05-09-2005, 03:34 AM

Fremen has a huge collection of paper bags... He is deeply into the minutae of how they are folded and cut... he can talk about them for hours.

Daoust · 05-09-2005, 03:51 AM

Charlatan spends at least 10 minutes every day staring at his naked body in front of a mirror and flexing.

amonkie · 05-09-2005, 04:10 AM

Daoust submitted an application to teach at Hogwarts, and is just now waiting for the owl letter to find him.

TexanAvenger · 05-09-2005, 04:13 AM

monkie sells slightly used candy to kids at slighty lower prices.

ngdawg · 05-09-2005, 04:28 AM

Texanavenger is neither texan nor an avenger. He's an accountant from Green Bay Wisconsin and is hooked on Wonder Woman comic books.

Daoust · 05-09-2005, 07:14 AM

Ndawg is her states champion at holding a spoon on the edge of her nose for the longest time, although no one can prove it.

Keist · 05-09-2005, 03:50 PM

Daoust got a horrible case of Syphilis while backpacking through Vietnam.

kramus · 05-09-2005, 04:06 PM

Keist gives himself pedicures while sitting in the mall food court.

uncle phil · 05-09-2005, 05:10 PM

kramus loves to scan pics of halx...

Fremen · 05-09-2005, 09:41 PM

uncle p raises chinchillas for the bi-monthy chinchilla races at his local VFW.
He gets paid in beer and bingo cards.

Daoust · 05-10-2005, 03:51 AM

Fremen knows that "only steers and queers come from Texas", and that he doesn't look much like a steer.

bigwolf · 05-12-2005, 11:55 AM

This coming from Daoust whose got a Gadar that has a range of 5000 miles. And can spot a those that bat for the other team in a crowd of thousands.

KCMadcow · 05-17-2005, 09:55 PM

Bigwolf got kicked out of his pack for deviant behavior involving the following items:
an oven mitt
a copy of "the divine miss M"
an unreturned library book
2 matchbooks, and a
clock missing the hour hand

Giant Hamburger · 05-18-2005, 01:48 PM

KCMadcow ate food recovered from an autopsy.

02-24-2005, 12:38 PM	#5642 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Mojodragon is actually a mojoiguana Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-25-2005, 08:47 PM	#5643 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	K-Asta has a robot head from the future buried in his backyard. Its name is Bender. __________________ Google

02-26-2005, 05:28 AM	#5644 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre has been on a bender since last september __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-26-2005, 05:30 AM	#5645 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Flyman has never been off his bender... (jesus fly, it's 5:30 am in BC... are still awake or up early?) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-26-2005, 05:34 AM	#5646 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Charlie had to ask his wife what time it was,cuz his mickey mouse watch is broken and he can't read digital. up early again man........side job today....woohooo,big bucks __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-24-2005, 05:16 AM	#5641 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	K-wise is the creative genius behind Teletubbies

02-26-2005, 05:34 AM	#5647 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	edit flyman is awfully quick on the draw

02-26-2005, 05:35 AM	#5648 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyslow...........is well.............too slow __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-26-2005, 05:47 AM	#5649 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	flyman moonlights as paddyjoe's "helper"... anyone as slow as joe needs "help" __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-26-2005, 06:24 AM	#5650 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Ol' Charlie is still angry that he's not my helper. After all, he's applied for the position 12 times now. Sorry Charlie.

02-26-2005, 06:28 AM	#5651 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Paddyjoe cant get the help he seeks.....because he only Knows ....one position __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

02-26-2005, 06:42 AM	#5652 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	Tecoyah knows 7593 positions, but he's only limber enough for 2 of them.

05-06-2005, 06:56 AM	#5653 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	mojodragon is jealous because tecoyah actually has some with whom he can use his two positions... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-06-2005, 08:48 AM	#5654 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Charlatan glues black velvet cutouts to his paint by numbers artwork to enhance it's value. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-06-2005, 09:10 AM	#5655 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	kramus dreams of one day walking in the foot steps of the unibomber... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-06-2005, 12:39 PM	#5659 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kramus can only count up to nine...he lost his thumb while running with scissors in the fifth grade... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-06-2005, 09:12 AM	#5656 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I wondered if that was who Kramus was on the phone with... See Charlatan's avatar- -it's got a really big nose... you know what they say about big noses don't ya? It's true __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-06-2005, 09:14 AM	#5657 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Maleficient has a huge, magical book at her house called "Everything about Everything" and she does all her research in it before posting advice on TFP __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

05-06-2005, 09:24 AM	#5658 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Sage is secretly afraid that her houseplants don't like her singing voice. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-08-2005, 06:15 PM	#5660 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil was forced to dye his remaining 26 hairs blue in order to remain in Florida.

05-08-2005, 06:21 PM	#5661 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	paddyjoe once killed a man, just for giggles

05-08-2005, 06:27 PM	#5662 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	tex's other hat is a Blue Jays baseball cap __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-08-2005, 06:36 PM	#5663 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	kramus lives in an attic somewhere in Canada. ....it just happens to be the attic of his folks house. .....there's mice there too....... ...and spiders __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-08-2005, 06:39 PM	#5664 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Flyman once spent a day in a ditch... just to see what the ground looked like from 2 inches away __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

05-08-2005, 08:38 PM	#5666 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly once lit up at a Barney concert and hooked the 3rd and 5th row. <small>puff-puff-pass</small> __________________ Google

05-09-2005, 03:34 AM	#5667 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen has a huge collection of paper bags... He is deeply into the minutae of how they are folded and cut... he can talk about them for hours. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-09-2005, 03:51 AM	#5668 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Charlatan spends at least 10 minutes every day staring at his naked body in front of a mirror and flexing. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

05-09-2005, 04:10 AM	#5669 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Daoust submitted an application to teach at Hogwarts, and is just now waiting for the owl letter to find him. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

05-09-2005, 04:13 AM	#5670 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	monkie sells slightly used candy to kids at slighty lower prices.

05-09-2005, 04:28 AM	#5671 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Texanavenger is neither texan nor an avenger. He's an accountant from Green Bay Wisconsin and is hooked on Wonder Woman comic books. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

05-09-2005, 07:14 AM	#5672 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Ndawg is her states champion at holding a spoon on the edge of her nose for the longest time, although no one can prove it. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

05-09-2005, 03:50 PM	#5673 (permalink)
Keist Upright Location: Gold Coast, Australia	Daoust got a horrible case of Syphilis while backpacking through Vietnam. __________________ -Keist

05-09-2005, 04:06 PM	#5674 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Keist gives himself pedicures while sitting in the mall food court. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-09-2005, 05:10 PM	#5675 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kramus loves to scan pics of halx... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-09-2005, 09:41 PM	#5676 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p raises chinchillas for the bi-monthy chinchilla races at his local VFW. He gets paid in beer and bingo cards. __________________ Google

05-10-2005, 03:51 AM	#5677 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Fremen knows that "only steers and queers come from Texas", and that he doesn't look much like a steer. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys