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paddyjoe · 02-10-2005, 06:27 PM

Fremen is the slowest typist in all of Texas.

tecoyah · 02-10-2005, 06:28 PM

Paddy spends an awful lot of time over there at my old Avatar.....wink wink, nudge nudge....know what I mean. But fremen seems quite happy with the arangment.

Cum to think of it....I dont think I want the old avatar back.

Suave · 02-10-2005, 08:36 PM

tecoyah cannot think of anything without relating it to sex. Sex haunts his dreams, every waking moment, even his dialogue as is clearly evidenced in the above post. At least twice as much as the average guy!

Sawfmonkey · 02-10-2005, 09:57 PM

Suave likes to put little cameras is the ceiling alongside the fullsize mirror.

Fremen · 02-15-2005, 05:17 PM

Sawfmonkey accidentally sat on the family dog one day last Fall and now the dog leaves the room whenever Saw enters.
You better hope he never learns the number to the animal abuse hotline.

uncle phil · 02-16-2005, 04:41 PM

fre reports animals for wearing sleeper jammies...even when they're not...

Charlatan · 02-16-2005, 05:22 PM

uncle phil wears sleeper jammies made from animals...

uncle phil · 02-17-2005, 01:28 PM

charlie wears sleeper jammies to moe's bar...

Fremen · 02-17-2005, 01:58 PM

phil hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in two weeks.
They now stand up on their own.

Fly · 02-17-2005, 07:26 PM

Fre likes to pick the jam from between his toes and stuff it in his bellybutton.....

wierdo shit i tell ya'......

uncle phil · 02-18-2005, 01:16 PM

fly hides the coors when company's comin'...

Charlatan · 02-18-2005, 02:36 PM

Uncle Phil brings out the Coors when company's coming...

paddyjoe · 02-18-2005, 02:44 PM

Charlie tells his company to bring the Coors.......

Charlatan · 02-18-2005, 02:58 PM

Paddyjoe wishes I would invite him over so he could bring his secret supply of Coors...

Fremen · 02-18-2005, 05:36 PM

Charlie doctors his secret supply of Coors with Yellow Dye #5 for that extra-urine look.

Fly · 02-18-2005, 08:21 PM

Fre likes to jump on the bandwagon..............

Fremen · 02-18-2005, 09:08 PM

And fly likes to drive said bandwagon to the liquor store on the weekend, looking for special prices on wine-coolers.

Charlatan · 02-19-2005, 06:49 AM

Fremen, despite my occasional mocking STILL hasn't read Dune... Sad really.

tecoyah · 02-19-2005, 06:59 AM

Charlatan snorts nutmeg.......adds "Spice" to his life

Charlatan · 02-19-2005, 07:03 AM

tocoyah lurks around school yards in a trenchcoat... don't get me wrong he hates kids... he does it so he can meet the police... he loves people in uniform... Sadly none of them ever want to date him.

Fly · 02-19-2005, 11:02 AM

Charlie is lookin' for a date with tecoyah......

good luck buddy........i seen him and joe kissin'.........

*wonders if joe is jealous*

paddyjoe · 02-19-2005, 11:34 AM

flyman always wanted to be the meat in a man sandwich

Astrocloud · 02-19-2005, 03:10 PM

PaddyJoe wants to be the onion in a man sandwich

Fremen · 02-19-2005, 04:54 PM

Astro likes it when his 'meat' touches PJ's 'onion'.

AquaFox · 02-19-2005, 06:03 PM

freman has a monster worm snake hiding in his pocket, he feeds it onions

K-Wise · 02-21-2005, 02:30 AM

^ So called Aquafox in reality is a labrador retriever with poor aquatic skills and deeply enjoys desert wildlife where there is in fact very little water!

Asta!!

uncle phil · 02-21-2005, 01:24 PM

Asta-man wears boxers with front pockets...

paddyjoe · 02-21-2005, 03:49 PM

uncle phil runs pocket pool tournaments with the boys down at the Y.

drakers · 02-21-2005, 04:35 PM

and paddyjoe is the ref at the pocket pool tournaments with tissue stuffed in his pants to make his package look bigger...

K-Wise · 02-21-2005, 06:05 PM

Everytime drakers gives one of his supposed "HUGS" that friends gotta give he slaps a "Kick Me" sign on their back. Hug drakers...and be kicked

Asta!!

Charlatan · 02-21-2005, 06:08 PM

K-wise secretly hates music... Which is sad because he spent so much time learning about it...

Fly · 02-21-2005, 08:21 PM

Charlie has a hard time learning.

K-Wise · 02-21-2005, 08:44 PM

Flyman can't really fly..I've seen him attempt it.

Asta!!

Fremen · 02-22-2005, 12:49 AM

K-Asta checks his bedcovers for mushrooms every night at bedtime.

nofnway · 02-23-2005, 05:15 PM

fremen publicly denies Barney yet secretly harbors feelings for baby-bop

K-Wise · 02-23-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

K-Asta checks his bedcovers for mushrooms every night at bedtime.

You bet your ass I do!

nofnway thinks Leonardo Da Vinci is the blue bandana from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Asta!!

AquaFox · 02-23-2005, 08:33 PM

K-wise plays with Teenage mutant ninja turtles toys with micheal jackson in the neverland ranch

K-Wise · 02-23-2005, 08:51 PM

Aqua Fox IS Michael Jackson!

Asta!!

AquaFox · 02-23-2005, 09:17 PM

k-wise enjoys drinking jesus juice at my house, lol

K-Wise · 02-24-2005, 03:58 AM

AquaFox has a large collection of realistic dildos

Asta!!

02-10-2005, 06:28 PM	#5602 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Paddy spends an awful lot of time over there at my old Avatar.....wink wink, nudge nudge....know what I mean. But fremen seems quite happy with the arangment. Cum to think of it....I dont think I want the old avatar back. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

02-10-2005, 08:36 PM	#5603 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	tecoyah cannot think of anything without relating it to sex. Sex haunts his dreams, every waking moment, even his dialogue as is clearly evidenced in the above post. At least twice as much as the average guy! __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

02-10-2005, 09:57 PM	#5604 (permalink)
Sawfmonkey Tilted Location: Boulder, CO	Suave likes to put little cameras is the ceiling alongside the fullsize mirror. __________________ "Those who do not feel the music think the dancer mad." ~Anon.

02-15-2005, 05:17 PM	#5605 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sawfmonkey accidentally sat on the family dog one day last Fall and now the dog leaves the room whenever Saw enters. You better hope he never learns the number to the animal abuse hotline. __________________ Google

02-16-2005, 04:41 PM	#5606 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre reports animals for wearing sleeper jammies...even when they're not... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2005, 06:27 PM	#5601 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen is the slowest typist in all of Texas.

02-16-2005, 05:22 PM	#5607 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	uncle phil wears sleeper jammies made from animals... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-17-2005, 01:28 PM	#5608 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlie wears sleeper jammies to moe's bar... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-17-2005, 01:58 PM	#5609 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	phil hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in two weeks. They now stand up on their own. __________________ Google

02-17-2005, 07:26 PM	#5610 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre likes to pick the jam from between his toes and stuff it in his bellybutton..... wierdo shit i tell ya'...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-18-2005, 01:16 PM	#5611 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly hides the coors when company's comin'... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2005, 02:36 PM	#5612 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Uncle Phil brings out the Coors when company's coming... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-18-2005, 02:44 PM	#5613 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Charlie tells his company to bring the Coors.......

02-18-2005, 02:58 PM	#5614 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Paddyjoe wishes I would invite him over so he could bring his secret supply of Coors... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-18-2005, 05:36 PM	#5615 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie doctors his secret supply of Coors with Yellow Dye #5 for that extra-urine look. __________________ Google

02-18-2005, 08:21 PM	#5616 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre likes to jump on the bandwagon.............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-18-2005, 09:08 PM	#5617 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	And fly likes to drive said bandwagon to the liquor store on the weekend, looking for special prices on wine-coolers. __________________ Google

02-19-2005, 06:49 AM	#5618 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen, despite my occasional mocking STILL hasn't read Dune... Sad really. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-19-2005, 06:59 AM	#5619 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Charlatan snorts nutmeg.......adds "Spice" to his life __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

02-19-2005, 07:03 AM	#5620 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	tocoyah lurks around school yards in a trenchcoat... don't get me wrong he hates kids... he does it so he can meet the police... he loves people in uniform... Sadly none of them ever want to date him. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-19-2005, 11:02 AM	#5621 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Charlie is lookin' for a date with tecoyah...... good luck buddy........i seen him and joe kissin'......... wonders if joe is jealous __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-19-2005, 11:34 AM	#5622 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman always wanted to be the meat in a man sandwich

02-19-2005, 03:10 PM	#5623 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	PaddyJoe wants to be the onion in a man sandwich

02-19-2005, 04:54 PM	#5624 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Astro likes it when his 'meat' touches PJ's 'onion'. __________________ Google

02-19-2005, 06:03 PM	#5625 (permalink)
AquaFox WaterDog	freman has a monster worm snake hiding in his pocket, he feeds it onions __________________ ...AquaFox...

02-21-2005, 02:30 AM	#5626 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ So called Aquafox in reality is a labrador retriever with poor aquatic skills and deeply enjoys desert wildlife where there is in fact very little water! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-21-2005, 01:24 PM	#5627 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Asta-man wears boxers with front pockets... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-21-2005, 03:49 PM	#5628 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil runs pocket pool tournaments with the boys down at the Y.

02-21-2005, 04:35 PM	#5629 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	and paddyjoe is the ref at the pocket pool tournaments with tissue stuffed in his pants to make his package look bigger... __________________ Friends don't shake hands, friends 'gotta HUG!

02-21-2005, 06:05 PM	#5630 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Everytime drakers gives one of his supposed "HUGS" that friends gotta give he slaps a "Kick Me" sign on their back. Hug drakers...and be kicked Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-21-2005, 06:08 PM	#5631 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	K-wise secretly hates music... Which is sad because he spent so much time learning about it... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-21-2005, 08:21 PM	#5632 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Charlie has a hard time learning. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-21-2005, 08:44 PM	#5633 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Flyman can't really fly..I've seen him attempt it. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-22-2005, 12:49 AM	#5634 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	K-Asta checks his bedcovers for mushrooms every night at bedtime. __________________ Google

02-23-2005, 05:15 PM	#5635 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	fremen publicly denies Barney yet secretly harbors feelings for baby-bop __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci