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bendsley · 02-01-2005, 06:45 AM

ICER wonders why he has to douche so much (shrugs)

ICER · 02-01-2005, 06:48 AM

bendsley wonders why he has to pick up all my douche bags.

Fremen · 02-01-2005, 09:31 AM

ICER frequents massage parlors hoping to score a foot massage.
They turn him down because of excessive toe-jam build-up.

uncle phil · 02-01-2005, 01:45 PM

fre once got a foot-massages through the "feet" of his sleeper jammies...the pair i gave him for making me that MM avatar...

Fremen · 02-01-2005, 04:10 PM

I've no complaints about the sleeper jammies phil sent me, it's the box they were sent in that's the problem.
phil, next time you go find cow patties for your basement museum collection, don't reuse the box for your business. *phew!*

ShaniFaye · 02-01-2005, 04:14 PM

fremen's jammies have betty boop all over them

Fly · 02-02-2005, 06:34 AM

Shani digs tight hugs and shotguns..........you go girl!!!!!!

and i bet she's all for reach arounds too.........

Jonsgirl · 02-02-2005, 08:29 AM

flyman is hinting that he's really into Shani.

...which is strange considering his love of lovebones.....and reach arounds.

Charlatan · 02-02-2005, 08:31 AM

jonsgirl is just jealous (but she should relax... there is enough flyman for everyone...)

Jonsgirl · 02-02-2005, 08:36 AM

Charlatan keeps a harem of pleasure slaves locked in his basement.

Ok, so that's not really a secret. I only mention it because flyman is his favorite "friend" and I'm suprised that he's willing to share him.

Fly · 02-02-2005, 08:37 AM

Charlie wants fly.............

*wierdo*

edit.........jonsgirl is into quickies.........

Jonsgirl · 02-02-2005, 08:38 AM

Which is good cause that's all that flyman can provide

Charlatan · 02-02-2005, 08:41 AM

Which is also good because that's all jonsgirl really wants...

drakers · 02-02-2005, 12:24 PM

...and Charlatan is still listening to Ricky Martin, while watching jonsgirl getting it on...

uncle phil · 02-02-2005, 01:17 PM

while drakers runs the cam...

ICER · 02-02-2005, 01:28 PM

Uncle phil is really Punxsutawney Phil in disguise.

Charlatan · 02-02-2005, 01:30 PM

Icer is the guy whose job it is to prod Phil out of the hole forcing him to look for his shadow... He doesn't use his hand or feet though...

JumpinJesus · 02-02-2005, 08:00 PM

Charlatan had a panic room built into his abode. While panic rooms are typically used by paranoid types, Charlatan has found a better use. It's where he can don a purple, ruffly tutu and practice his fancy tip-toe dancing - all in his special powdered wig, of course.

ICER · 02-02-2005, 08:58 PM

JumpinJesus has all of The Wiggles songs, inculdeing the top ten hits.

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 06:24 AM

ICER is a member of The Wiggles...

ICER · 02-03-2005, 06:33 AM

Charlatan is one of the Teletubbies (the purple one I think)

paddyjoe · 02-03-2005, 06:39 AM

ICER is sooooo jealous of all the attention being given to Spongebob.........................

Jonsgirl · 02-03-2005, 06:49 AM

paddy just wishes some one would give him some attention

uncle phil · 02-03-2005, 01:31 PM

Jg used to have an attention span...

Fremen · 02-03-2005, 04:19 PM

....until uncle phil stole it from her and sold it to a sexy Norwegian exchange student he has stashed away in his guest house.

AquaFox · 02-03-2005, 04:42 PM

fryman has a fetish for green eyes, he searchs for them on google image search

Fremen · 02-03-2005, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaFox

fryman has a fetish for green eyes, he searchs for them on google image search

AquaFox has been into something a bit stronger than water.

Jonsgirl · 02-04-2005, 02:01 AM

Fremen makes his own moonshine using only Nyquil and the tears from orphaned kittens.

uncle phil · 02-04-2005, 05:14 PM

Jg drinks that moon..with a smile on her face...

JumpinJesus · 02-04-2005, 06:38 PM

uncle phil sells his artwork on the streets. They're actually quite good finger paintings of landscapes and portraits. The secret?

He doesn't paint with his fingers.

Jonsgirl · 02-05-2005, 01:53 AM

JJ happily donates the use of his lovebone to uncle phil for use in his paintings in return for 5% of all profits and one egg salad sandwhich per week..

Meridae'n · 02-09-2005, 01:58 AM

Jonsgirl eats children.

uncle phil · 02-10-2005, 01:26 PM

Mer chews coal...

Charlatan · 02-10-2005, 01:32 PM

Uncle Phil is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, only he isn't very good at it... His crowning acheivement was singing Happy Birthday Mr. President to the president of the local Rotary Club (by popular demand he's booked at the Oddfellows next week!).

tecoyah · 02-10-2005, 01:39 PM

Charlatan has every episode of Tellitubbies memorizes, and had decoded the language in a sad attempt to ask Tinkie Winkie out on a date.

Charlatan · 02-10-2005, 01:55 PM

tinkie winkie puts out...

tecoyah is known in his neighbourhood as that odd guy who picks his nose (even though he doesn't)

Fremen · 02-10-2005, 02:06 PM

Char wrote what he thought was the Great Amercan novel last year, but whilst trying to download the latest Britney Spears ringtones, a virus crashed his computer before he could edit it all together.

tecoyah · 02-10-2005, 05:52 PM

Fremen is so poor , he cant even afford a real Avatar.....had to rent mine, and went behind on payments

paddyjoe · 02-10-2005, 06:21 PM

Ol' tecoyah personally confided that he really wouldn't recognize a good avatar, even if it jumped up on his lap and kissed him.

Fremen · 02-10-2005, 06:23 PM

tecoyah is such a bad landlord he wouldn't even fix the busted pipes in my rented avatar and it caused severe floor damage.
I had to pay the plumber out of my own pockets, which made me short on the rent.
tecoyah said he would pay when his check came in, then the bastage shut my power off!

edit:
paddyjoe doesn't want for valentines this year.
The inmates at the State mental instution got his address off of the internets and picked him out of thousands to fixate on.

02-01-2005, 06:45 AM	#5561 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	ICER wonders why he has to douche so much (shrugs) __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

02-01-2005, 06:48 AM	#5562 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	bendsley wonders why he has to pick up all my douche bags. __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

02-01-2005, 09:31 AM	#5563 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ICER frequents massage parlors hoping to score a foot massage. They turn him down because of excessive toe-jam build-up. __________________ Google

02-01-2005, 01:45 PM	#5564 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre once got a foot-massages through the "feet" of his sleeper jammies...the pair i gave him for making me that MM avatar... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-01-2005, 04:10 PM	#5565 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I've no complaints about the sleeper jammies phil sent me, it's the box they were sent in that's the problem. phil, next time you go find cow patties for your basement museum collection, don't reuse the box for your business. phew! __________________ Google

02-01-2005, 04:14 PM	#5566 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	fremen's jammies have betty boop all over them __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-02-2005, 06:34 AM	#5567 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Shani digs tight hugs and shotguns..........you go girl!!!!!! and i bet she's all for reach arounds too......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-02-2005, 08:29 AM	#5568 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	flyman is hinting that he's really into Shani. ...which is strange considering his love of lovebones.....and reach arounds. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-02-2005, 08:31 AM	#5569 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	jonsgirl is just jealous (but she should relax... there is enough flyman for everyone...) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-02-2005, 08:36 AM	#5570 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Charlatan keeps a harem of pleasure slaves locked in his basement. Ok, so that's not really a secret. I only mention it because flyman is his favorite "friend" and I'm suprised that he's willing to share him. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-02-2005, 08:37 AM	#5571 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Charlie wants fly............. wierdo edit.........jonsgirl is into quickies......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-02-2005, 08:38 AM	#5572 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Which is good cause that's all that flyman can provide __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-02-2005, 08:41 AM	#5573 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Which is also good because that's all jonsgirl really wants... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-02-2005, 12:24 PM	#5574 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	...and Charlatan is still listening to Ricky Martin, while watching jonsgirl getting it on... __________________ Friends don't shake hands, friends 'gotta HUG!

02-02-2005, 01:17 PM	#5575 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	while drakers runs the cam... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-02-2005, 01:28 PM	#5576 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	Uncle phil is really Punxsutawney Phil in disguise. __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

02-02-2005, 01:30 PM	#5577 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Icer is the guy whose job it is to prod Phil out of the hole forcing him to look for his shadow... He doesn't use his hand or feet though... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-02-2005, 08:00 PM	#5578 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Charlatan had a panic room built into his abode. While panic rooms are typically used by paranoid types, Charlatan has found a better use. It's where he can don a purple, ruffly tutu and practice his fancy tip-toe dancing - all in his special powdered wig, of course. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-02-2005, 08:58 PM	#5579 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	JumpinJesus has all of The Wiggles songs, inculdeing the top ten hits. __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

02-03-2005, 06:24 AM	#5580 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	ICER is a member of The Wiggles... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 06:33 AM	#5581 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	Charlatan is one of the Teletubbies (the purple one I think) __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

02-03-2005, 06:39 AM	#5582 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	ICER is sooooo jealous of all the attention being given to Spongebob.........................

02-03-2005, 06:49 AM	#5583 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	paddy just wishes some one would give him some attention __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-03-2005, 01:31 PM	#5584 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Jg used to have an attention span... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-03-2005, 04:19 PM	#5585 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	....until uncle phil stole it from her and sold it to a sexy Norwegian exchange student he has stashed away in his guest house. __________________ Google

02-03-2005, 04:42 PM	#5586 (permalink)
AquaFox WaterDog	fryman has a fetish for green eyes, he searchs for them on google image search __________________ ...AquaFox...

02-04-2005, 02:01 AM	#5588 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Fremen makes his own moonshine using only Nyquil and the tears from orphaned kittens. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-04-2005, 05:14 PM	#5589 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Jg drinks that moon..with a smile on her face... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-04-2005, 06:38 PM	#5590 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	uncle phil sells his artwork on the streets. They're actually quite good finger paintings of landscapes and portraits. The secret? He doesn't paint with his fingers. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-05-2005, 01:53 AM	#5591 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	JJ happily donates the use of his lovebone to uncle phil for use in his paintings in return for 5% of all profits and one egg salad sandwhich per week.. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-09-2005, 01:58 AM	#5592 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Jonsgirl eats children.

02-10-2005, 01:26 PM	#5593 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Mer chews coal... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2005, 01:32 PM	#5594 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Uncle Phil is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, only he isn't very good at it... His crowning acheivement was singing Happy Birthday Mr. President to the president of the local Rotary Club (by popular demand he's booked at the Oddfellows next week!). __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-10-2005, 01:39 PM	#5595 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Charlatan has every episode of Tellitubbies memorizes, and had decoded the language in a sad attempt to ask Tinkie Winkie out on a date. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

02-10-2005, 01:55 PM	#5596 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	tinkie winkie puts out... tecoyah is known in his neighbourhood as that odd guy who picks his nose (even though he doesn't) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke