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splck · 05-14-2003, 05:19 AM

mirevolver is a sloooow poster.

Fly · 05-14-2003, 05:21 AM

splck has been at it with the jam jars again

this time he let the neighbours dog help

poooor dog

Mario · 05-14-2003, 10:38 AM

Flyman really used to be a Fly Girl with Jennifer Lopez

Baricua2782 · 05-14-2003, 10:52 AM

has luigi hidden in the dungen with toad

blindawg · 05-14-2003, 11:08 AM

Baricua2782 spend days wandering through forest licking toads in an attempt to find that perfect high.

uncle phil · 05-14-2003, 11:09 AM

baricua wears a yankee hat...

edit: and blindawg plays triangle in gilhooly mahoney's leprechaun marching band...

Fly · 05-14-2003, 12:02 PM

noone believes me but i'll say it again......

uncle phil likes wrestling with a pig more than the pig does

WhoaitsZ · 05-14-2003, 02:44 PM

flyman is actually a secret agent out hunting people and their pot....

richeee · 05-14-2003, 07:33 PM

WhoaitsZ STILL doesn't listen to the head voices! Unfortunately for all, he only hears the slurping of Flyman sucking on richeee's ...CENSORED!!! ..., since even WhoaitsZ knows that Flyman is gay, richeee is straight, and Flyman likes to slip that ol' "date-rape" drug into unsuspecting pints o' Guinness...

Fly · 05-14-2003, 07:41 PM

i've seen bigger...CENSORED...on the squirrels in my back yard.

richeee · 05-14-2003, 07:45 PM

Flyman has the most sexually satisfied squirrels in North America right in his back yard!

crackpot · 05-14-2003, 08:36 PM

<b>richeee</b> sleeps on a sheet metal bed, and wears pyjamas made entirely of fridge magnets.

XenuHubbard · 05-14-2003, 08:36 PM

richeee is actually L. Ron Hubbard.

uncle phil · 05-15-2003, 02:28 AM

xenu fertilizes his rock garden with sand...

iRtehCrispeh · 05-15-2003, 03:01 AM

uncle phil likes 2 roll in said sand with said pig

XenuHubbard · 05-15-2003, 04:48 AM

iRtehCrispeh is buried in my rock garden, right under the spot where uncle phil rolls around with a pig.

GSRIDER · 05-15-2003, 10:04 AM

XenuHubbards obsession with the secret meaning of Color Coded Beanie Babies has reached a Dangerous point. Blue Blue Red Blue Blue Red Blue Red Orange we're all gonna die!!!!!

Fly · 05-15-2003, 11:34 AM

GS is still on a tricycle.....

with freakin' training wheels too......

uncle phil · 05-15-2003, 01:21 PM

fly wants to be the pig that he THINKS is wrestling with me in the mud...

Pheatius · 05-15-2003, 01:55 PM

Uncle Phil is able to cure any disease or medical condition, but chooses not to use this power. He is waiting for the right moment to reveal himself.

uncle phil · 05-15-2003, 04:14 PM

pheatius is an able and capable second...(oops...wrong thread...)

iRtehCrispeh · 05-15-2003, 04:20 PM

uncle phil has a hard time telling 1 thread from another

Force 10 · 05-15-2003, 06:51 PM

iRtehCrispeh had fat fingers and was drunk while filling out his account at TFP. The real goal was RichCrispy.

Zotz · 05-15-2003, 07:33 PM

Ruprex grew up thinking that farts were just turds honking for the right-of-way.

richeee · 05-15-2003, 07:40 PM

Zotz just posted: "laxative. Sometimes they" on the 3 word story thread!

Fly · 05-15-2003, 09:05 PM

richee's wife complains,and that's funny about the length of his sig problem

splck · 05-15-2003, 09:22 PM

flyman has toked a few years longer than most people.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgDXArESKk6L5gCMo3ZE2M97H!DlIIe*wHB!0Zcy*E8DL4J2sE671T3ekAPGau0PLz9thVftziB5qbLFeklwxUTjxPZBkyjM/stoner.jpg?dc=4675422084059150305[/IMG]

uncle phil · 05-16-2003, 02:36 AM

splck's dreams contain featherless chickens climbing pike's peak...

Fly · 05-16-2003, 05:27 AM

uncle phil likes to ride around topless in his vette honking at all the boys

GSRIDER · 05-16-2003, 06:41 AM

Flyman stayed home one Friday night to watch a Monkees marathon.... twice

XenuHubbard · 05-16-2003, 06:44 AM

GSRIDER likes to talk to his car when he's driving, he calls it "KIT".

WhoaitsZ · 05-16-2003, 10:17 AM

XenuHubbard is a hybrid of Xena, Warrior Princess and L. Run Hubbard.

be affraid, be very affraid.

uncle phil · 05-16-2003, 11:25 AM

(of what?)

whoaitsz wears aluminum foil around his only functioning testicle...

Giant Hamburger · 05-16-2003, 02:30 PM

Uncle Phil is a condiment...

It's a miracle of modern science that he can use a computer at all.

G_Whiz · 05-16-2003, 02:31 PM

Giant Hamburger prefers chicken

Fly · 05-16-2003, 07:24 PM

G_Whiz a little pissed cuz he tried to sign up in version 4 as cheez whiz and someone took his name

G_Whiz · 05-16-2003, 08:30 PM

flyman is all broke up because he's been grounded.

Fly · 05-16-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
flyman is all broke up because he's been grounded.

nice one...

(glad to see your av back)

G_Whiz is takin' a leak on the dude who stole his real user name cheez whiz

splck · 05-16-2003, 10:20 PM

flyman want's to lick his feet and legs while sitting on a pile of shit.

SocialAbortion · 05-16-2003, 10:49 PM

spick masturbates to David Bowie.

05-14-2003, 05:19 AM	#521 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	mirevolver is a sloooow poster. __________________ nice line eh?

05-14-2003, 05:21 AM	#522 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	splck has been at it with the jam jars again this time he let the neighbours dog help poooor dog __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-14-2003, 10:38 AM	#523 (permalink)
Mario Crazy Location: Gulf Coast	Flyman really used to be a Fly Girl with Jennifer Lopez __________________ It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

05-14-2003, 10:52 AM	#524 (permalink)
Baricua2782 Insane Location: Boston	has luigi hidden in the dungen with toad __________________ "To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person." - Bruce Lee, Tao of Jeet Kune Do

05-14-2003, 11:08 AM	#525 (permalink)
blindawg Lord over all I survey Location: Northern Michigan	Baricua2782 spend days wandering through forest licking toads in an attempt to find that perfect high. __________________ ( • Y • ) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. ( • Y • ) - Jack Handey

05-14-2003, 11:09 AM	#526 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	baricua wears a yankee hat... edit: and blindawg plays triangle in gilhooly mahoney's leprechaun marching band... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 05-14-2003 at 01:07 PM..

05-14-2003, 12:02 PM	#527 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	noone believes me but i'll say it again...... uncle phil likes wrestling with a pig more than the pig does __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-14-2003, 02:44 PM	#528 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	flyman is actually a secret agent out hunting people and their pot....

05-14-2003, 07:33 PM	#529 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	WhoaitsZ STILL doesn't listen to the head voices! Unfortunately for all, he only hears the slurping of Flyman sucking on richeee's ...CENSORED!!! ..., since even WhoaitsZ knows that Flyman is gay, richeee is straight, and Flyman likes to slip that ol' "date-rape" drug into unsuspecting pints o' Guinness... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-14-2003, 07:41 PM	#530 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i've seen bigger...CENSORED...on the squirrels in my back yard. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-14-2003, 07:45 PM	#531 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Flyman has the most sexually satisfied squirrels in North America right in his back yard! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-14-2003, 08:36 PM	#532 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	<b>richeee</b> sleeps on a sheet metal bed, and wears pyjamas made entirely of fridge magnets.

05-14-2003, 08:36 PM	#533 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	richeee is actually L. Ron Hubbard. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-15-2003, 02:28 AM	#534 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	xenu fertilizes his rock garden with sand... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2003, 03:01 AM	#535 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	uncle phil likes 2 roll in said sand with said pig

05-15-2003, 04:48 AM	#536 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	iRtehCrispeh is buried in my rock garden, right under the spot where uncle phil rolls around with a pig. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-15-2003, 10:04 AM	#537 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	XenuHubbards obsession with the secret meaning of Color Coded Beanie Babies has reached a Dangerous point. Blue Blue Red Blue Blue Red Blue Red Orange we're all gonna die!!!!! __________________ No signature at this time.

05-15-2003, 11:34 AM	#538 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	GS is still on a tricycle..... with freakin' training wheels too...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2003, 01:21 PM	#539 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly wants to be the pig that he THINKS is wrestling with me in the mud... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2003, 01:55 PM	#540 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil is able to cure any disease or medical condition, but chooses not to use this power. He is waiting for the right moment to reveal himself.

05-15-2003, 04:14 PM	#541 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius is an able and capable second...(oops...wrong thread...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2003, 04:20 PM	#542 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	uncle phil has a hard time telling 1 thread from another

05-15-2003, 06:51 PM	#543 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	iRtehCrispeh had fat fingers and was drunk while filling out his account at TFP. The real goal was RichCrispy.

05-15-2003, 07:33 PM	#544 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	Ruprex grew up thinking that farts were just turds honking for the right-of-way.

05-15-2003, 07:40 PM	#545 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Zotz just posted: "laxative. Sometimes they" on the 3 word story thread! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-15-2003, 09:05 PM	#546 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richee's wife complains,and that's funny about the length of his sig problem __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2003, 09:22 PM	#547 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman has toked a few years longer than most people. [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgDXArESKk6L5gCMo3ZE2M97H!DlIIewHB!0ZcyE8DL4J2sE671T3ekAPGau0PLz9thVftziB5qbLFeklwxUTjxPZBkyjM/stoner.jpg?dc=4675422084059150305[/IMG] __________________ nice line eh?

05-16-2003, 02:36 AM	#548 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	splck's dreams contain featherless chickens climbing pike's peak... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-16-2003, 05:27 AM	#549 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil likes to ride around topless in his vette honking at all the boys __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-16-2003, 06:41 AM	#550 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Flyman stayed home one Friday night to watch a Monkees marathon.... twice __________________ No signature at this time.

05-16-2003, 06:44 AM	#551 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	GSRIDER likes to talk to his car when he's driving, he calls it "KIT". __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-16-2003, 10:17 AM	#552 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	XenuHubbard is a hybrid of Xena, Warrior Princess and L. Run Hubbard. be affraid, be very affraid.

05-16-2003, 11:25 AM	#553 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(of what?) whoaitsz wears aluminum foil around his only functioning testicle... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-16-2003, 02:30 PM	#554 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Uncle Phil is a condiment... It's a miracle of modern science that he can use a computer at all.

05-16-2003, 02:31 PM	#555 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Giant Hamburger prefers chicken __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?