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Old 01-14-2005, 10:59 PM   #5441 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 01-15-2005, 02:52 AM   #5442 (permalink)
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And again.....Fremen becomes jealous.
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Old 01-15-2005, 05:34 AM   #5443 (permalink)
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and ate most of the pizza...
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Old 01-15-2005, 05:36 AM   #5444 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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and wiped his mouth on the pillow case......
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Old 01-15-2005, 09:02 AM   #5445 (permalink)
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the pillow case that paddyjoe just used to clean up after watching tecoyah
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Old 01-17-2005, 07:53 AM   #5446 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:49 AM   #5447 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:50 AM   #5448 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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*edit*

Why would Charlatan want the Fast Ferry in Toronto....he's fast enough as it is.

*bastard*
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:52 AM   #5449 (permalink)
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hahahah.......we shall call you paddySLOW from here on out.
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:56 AM   #5450 (permalink)
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flyman and paddyjoe actually hate beer and enjoy getting together over tall glasses of prune juice...
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Old 01-17-2005, 10:39 AM   #5451 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 01-17-2005, 11:02 AM   #5452 (permalink)
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Sadly Joe really does dream of Charlatan performing the Charmin ritual...
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Old 01-17-2005, 11:04 AM   #5453 (permalink)
Submit to me, you know you want to
 
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:22 PM   #5454 (permalink)
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ShaniFaye owns a very large piece of cardboard, a Purple Fila workout suit, and copies of Breakin', Beat Street, and Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo. She's been practicing for months; everyone at her wedding reception is in for a surprise.
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:30 PM   #5455 (permalink)
 
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he is not Jesus and he is not jumping.
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Old 01-17-2005, 05:03 PM   #5456 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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sticky really wants to be in with the "in" crowd...if he knows what i mean...
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Old 01-17-2005, 05:36 PM   #5457 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle phil took a pill,
drank his fill,
climbed a hill,
had a spill.
Poor uncle phil...
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Old 01-17-2005, 05:59 PM   #5458 (permalink)
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fremen once ordered a pizza just so he could open the door in the nude.
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Old 01-17-2005, 06:15 PM   #5459 (permalink)
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JumpinJesus' onetime occupation was pizza delivery, often to people in the nude.
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Old 01-17-2005, 07:48 PM   #5460 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2005, 01:26 PM   #5461 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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LR's pillowcase has slobber stains on it...(wouldn't happen if you were wearing a pair of sleeper jammies)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-18-2005, 01:38 PM   #5462 (permalink)
young and in bloom
 
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Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
Uncle_phil secretly wants to be marilyn monroe. and he is twice a week for an hour in his bathroom. shh, no one else knows!
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Old 01-18-2005, 01:39 PM   #5463 (permalink)
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uncle phil is actually an aunt

and he likes to smear green jello all over is body and run through public schools
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:46 PM   #5464 (permalink)
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chick....hiding....in....a....mans.....body.....
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Old 01-18-2005, 03:52 PM   #5465 (permalink)
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flyman once auditioned to be the session drummer for Captain and Tenille. He was rejected on the grounds that the only song he knew was "Muskrat Love".
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:56 PM   #5466 (permalink)
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JumpinJesus was kicked out of the band, Captain and Tenille for posing for a mangina style photoshoot for the kinky truck-stop magazine, Mangina & Trucks.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:43 AM   #5467 (permalink)
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i swear to god that bundy wishes he was a chick.....

*had to bring the mangina out again eh?*
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:46 AM   #5468 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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flyman also wishes bundy were a chick so he could...umm...well...you know.....hehehe.
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:18 AM   #5469 (permalink)
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paddyjoe hangs out a crosswalks pretending to be a crossing guard
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:19 AM   #5470 (permalink)
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Charlatan is a cross dressing guard.
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Old 01-19-2005, 11:34 AM   #5471 (permalink)
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Flyman stares longingly in the mirror at his ass.
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Old 01-19-2005, 11:47 AM   #5472 (permalink)
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wolf holds the mirror steady for flyman...
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Old 01-19-2005, 11:56 AM   #5473 (permalink)
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Charlatan took the picture of Flyman's ass in the first place.
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:49 PM   #5474 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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jonsgirl awaits a new pic of fly with his butt hanging out of the backdoor of...a...pair...of...SLEEPER JAMMIES!!!
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Old 01-19-2005, 01:08 PM   #5475 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
uncle phils drag queen stage name is Uncle Phallus De Vine.
he performs with his gaggle of *girls* every saturday night at a drag queen bar over at Rochester.
also in his troupe are Fremen (Free's Men Onatopp), Astrocloud (Astroglider), PJ (Periwinkle Scrotum), Tecoyah (Luscious Laviniyah) and on special occasions when the crowd is gagging for something fresh and exotic, Flyman (Hairy Ass Roofie).
The show usually involves lots of mimed singing to hits such as, 'Save The Best For Last' and 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... but the big show-stopping number they do is an extremely loud redition of C+C Music Factory's massive hit, 'Good Vibrations'... where the *girls* all get out their vibrators and conga line around the small dingy club.
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:29 PM   #5476 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bundy
uncle phils drag queen stage name is Uncle Phallus De Vine.
he performs with his gaggle of *girls* every saturday night at a drag queen bar over at Rochester.
also in his troupe are Fremen (Free's Men Onatopp), Astrocloud (Astroglider), PJ (Periwinkle Scrotum), Tecoyah (Luscious Laviniyah) and on special occasions when the crowd is gagging for something fresh and exotic, Flyman (Hairy Ass Roofie).
The show usually involves lots of mimed singing to hits such as, 'Save The Best For Last' and 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... but the big show-stopping number they do is an extremely loud redition of C+C Music Factory's massive hit, 'Good Vibrations'... where the *girls* all get out their vibrators and conga line around the small dingy club.
...which is owned by bundy.
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:52 PM   #5477 (permalink)
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And attended by JumpinJesus
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:41 PM   #5478 (permalink)
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And video taped by Astrocloud.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:54 PM   #5479 (permalink)
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And sold to Bernie.
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:03 PM   #5480 (permalink)
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To give to bundy for his birthday.
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