Fremen

Says the guy in the bushes watching them watch tecoyah, et al.

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Google

tecoyah

And again.....Fremen becomes jealous.

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

uncle phil

and ate most of the pizza...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

and wiped his mouth on the pillow case......

Jonsgirl

the pillow case that paddyjoe just used to clean up after watching tecoyah

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

Fly

Jonsgirl is actually Fredsgirl.........it's all a cover eh.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

Flyman's favourite evening passtimes include: knitting and writing letters to lonely inmates in the Kingston Penitentary.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

paddyjoe

*edit*

Why would Charlatan want the Fast Ferry in Toronto....he's fast enough as it is.

*bastard*

Fly

hahahah.......we shall call you paddySLOW from here on out.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

flyman and paddyjoe actually hate beer and enjoy getting together over tall glasses of prune juice...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

paddyjoe

Charlatan dreams of squeezing the Charmin for the flyman and joe juice party.

Charlatan

Sadly Joe really does dream of Charlatan performing the Charmin ritual...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ShaniFaye

Charlatan is addicted to macaroni and cheese with bacon bits in it

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

JumpinJesus

ShaniFaye owns a very large piece of cardboard, a Purple Fila workout suit, and copies of Breakin', Beat Street, and Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo. She's been practicing for months; everyone at her wedding reception is in for a surprise.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Sticky

he is not Jesus and he is not jumping.

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Sticky The Stickman

uncle phil

sticky really wants to be in with the "in" crowd...if he knows what i mean...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil took a pill,
drank his fill,
climbed a hill,
had a spill.
Poor uncle phil...

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JumpinJesus

fremen once ordered a pizza just so he could open the door in the nude.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

cyrnel

JumpinJesus' onetime occupation was pizza delivery, often to people in the nude.

Livia Regina

cyrnel keeps pictures under the pillow of JumpinJesus delivering pizzas to naked people. They make cyrnel happy.

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Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

uncle phil

LR's pillowcase has slobber stains on it...(wouldn't happen if you were wearing a pair of sleeper jammies)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

minyn

Uncle_phil secretly wants to be marilyn monroe. and he is twice a week for an hour in his bathroom. shh, no one else knows!

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"Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye"
~A3 "woke up this morning"

"Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

ruggles

uncle phil is actually an aunt

and he likes to smear green jello all over is body and run through public schools

Fly

chick....hiding....in....a....mans.....body.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

JumpinJesus

flyman once auditioned to be the session drummer for Captain and Tenille. He was rejected on the grounds that the only song he knew was "Muskrat Love".

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

bundy

JumpinJesus was kicked out of the band, Captain and Tenille for posing for a mangina style photoshoot for the kinky truck-stop magazine, Mangina & Trucks.

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

i swear to god that bundy wishes he was a chick.....

*had to bring the mangina out again eh?*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

flyman also wishes bundy were a chick so he could...umm...well...you know.....hehehe.

Charlatan

paddyjoe hangs out a crosswalks pretending to be a crossing guard

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlatan is a cross dressing guard.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

wolf

Flyman stares longingly in the mirror at his ass.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Charlatan

wolf holds the mirror steady for flyman...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jonsgirl

Charlatan took the picture of Flyman's ass in the first place.

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

uncle phil

jonsgirl awaits a new pic of fly with his butt hanging out of the backdoor of...a...pair...of...SLEEPER JAMMIES!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bundy

uncle phils drag queen stage name is Uncle Phallus De Vine.
he performs with his gaggle of *girls* every saturday night at a drag queen bar over at Rochester.
also in his troupe are Fremen (Free's Men Onatopp), Astrocloud (Astroglider), PJ (Periwinkle Scrotum), Tecoyah (Luscious Laviniyah) and on special occasions when the crowd is gagging for something fresh and exotic, Flyman (Hairy Ass Roofie).
The show usually involves lots of mimed singing to hits such as, 'Save The Best For Last' and 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... but the big show-stopping number they do is an extremely loud redition of C+C Music Factory's massive hit, 'Good Vibrations'... where the *girls* all get out their vibrators and conga line around the small dingy club.

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Ohayo!!!

JumpinJesus

...which is owned by bundy.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Astrocloud

And attended by JumpinJesus

bernadette

And video taped by Astrocloud.

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bundy

And sold to Bernie.

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Ohayo!!!

bernadette

To give to bundy for his birthday.

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