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Old 12-10-2004, 06:56 PM   #5361 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2004, 06:04 PM   #5362 (permalink)
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and ngdawg hops his little kangaroo butt onnn down whenever JummpingJesus yells, then runs around screaming things like 'One dollar!' or 'Plinko!!'
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Old 12-11-2004, 06:18 PM   #5363 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:25 PM   #5364 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:14 PM   #5365 (permalink)
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tecoyah knows such things about "aunt phyllis" cuz they stayed in the same room together.

so.......we now know that tecoyah digs cross dressing dudes named phyllis.

.....and paddyjoe was there too.......prolly taken pics of the whole ordeal.....


*man....what the hell is up with that?*







(yes ladies and gentelmen.....that was a triple whammy)




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Old 12-13-2004, 01:18 PM   #5366 (permalink)
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fly SERIOUSLY wishes he was there, then me and tec could have shut out him and pj both at I-hots...(you had to be there)
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Old 12-15-2004, 04:26 PM   #5367 (permalink)
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uncle phil wasn't really there. He's making this up as he goes. Which is causing tec, pj, and flyman to scratch their heads and say, "Who IS this uncle phil guy?"
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:10 PM   #5368 (permalink)
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jumpin' jesus, man...you've got to be the only guy in this thread who doesn't know who i am...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:16 PM   #5369 (permalink)
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(sorry phil, I wasn't gonna post this after I thought it up, but I cracked my self up too much not to.)
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Old 12-16-2004, 09:05 PM   #5370 (permalink)
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Fre does crack........that's the reason for the above post........
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Old 12-17-2004, 01:07 PM   #5371 (permalink)
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in another thread, fly is trying to trip me while i'm sitting down...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-18-2004, 09:26 PM   #5372 (permalink)
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Unclephil when he's feeling a bit 'Auntphyllis-y

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Old 12-19-2004, 02:10 PM   #5373 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2004, 02:13 PM   #5374 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:21 PM   #5375 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:07 PM   #5376 (permalink)
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personally i wouldn't know, but JumpinJesus said that when BlitzkriegKommt is feeling festive, he braids his pubic hairs & then applies glitter hairspray.

don't knock it if you haven't tried it?
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:08 PM   #5377 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:45 PM   #5378 (permalink)
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i heard a rumor that pj was not only bernie's gym teacher, but also her "hair-dresser..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:09 PM   #5379 (permalink)
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hair dressers..........cross dressers........i keep getting you guys mixed up.......
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Old 12-20-2004, 08:25 PM   #5380 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:57 AM   #5381 (permalink)
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said the interweb friend who wanted to see 'ol fly in hose......


Fre likes to check out dudes in pantyhose.........just for shits and giggles
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:38 AM   #5382 (permalink)
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No secret....fly's always willing to help out a friend.








*freak*
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:53 PM   #5383 (permalink)
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actually, pj carries a lot more than cameras in that bag...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:39 PM   #5384 (permalink)
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uncle p got caught holding the bag when pj's cop friends showed up dressed as male strippers.
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:05 PM   #5385 (permalink)
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(and they were female, fre...)

fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-22-2004, 02:39 PM   #5386 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
(and they were female, fre...)

fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern...
They already arrived. (You got a great shipper, phil.)


uncle phil tests all sleeper jammies, personally.

*grumbles*mysterious crotch stains*grumbles*


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Old 12-22-2004, 02:52 PM   #5387 (permalink)
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Fremen licked and licked and licked and the stain came out, good as new!
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Old 12-22-2004, 03:09 PM   #5388 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:00 PM   #5389 (permalink)
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Z put it in the dryer...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-02-2005, 05:58 PM   #5390 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil's real name is Uncle Phallus... thats right... but he changed it to Phil to make himself more appropriate for the local kiddies, who often like to throw eggs at Phallus's house, because they don't truly understand the quaint beauty of the full length green velvet sleeper jammies.
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Old 01-02-2005, 07:18 PM   #5391 (permalink)
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You had better believe that bundy understands the beauty of the green velvet sleeper jammies. He quite often shares them with uncle phallus because it's much more.....ummm.....comfy and cozy that way.
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Old 01-02-2005, 07:19 PM   #5392 (permalink)
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uncle phallus....

good one bundy!
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Old 01-02-2005, 08:01 PM   #5393 (permalink)
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joe thinks bundy has a good phallus.............weirdo
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:11 PM   #5394 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2005, 02:06 AM   #5395 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2005, 12:55 PM   #5396 (permalink)
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-03-2005, 04:13 PM   #5397 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2005, 07:45 PM   #5398 (permalink)
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In an effort to live his life more like his heroes at the Alamo, Fremen keeps his bathroom stocked only with corncobs.
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Old 01-03-2005, 09:39 PM   #5399 (permalink)
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and joe....being the outdoorsy,bbqing type of guy that he is........doesn't mind at all....hangin' with Fre when the cobs are on.
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Old 01-03-2005, 11:03 PM   #5400 (permalink)
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on the slow days when flys stock of the friendly green are low/empty, he usually resorts to chopping up Fremens old used corncobs, and smoking them...
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