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ngdawg · 12-10-2004, 06:56 PM

JumpingJesus lines up his collection of Beanie Babies in neat rows, puts on a shiny yellow blazer and yells things like, " Pouch the Kangaroo, Come ONNN Down!"

Jonsgirl · 12-11-2004, 06:04 PM

and ngdawg hops his little kangaroo butt onnn down whenever JummpingJesus yells, then runs around screaming things like 'One dollar!' or 'Plinko!!'

uncle phil · 12-11-2004, 06:18 PM

jg thinks ng is a guy...

tecoyah · 12-11-2004, 07:25 PM

Uncle Phil is actually....Aunt Phyllis

Fly · 12-11-2004, 08:14 PM

tecoyah knows such things about "aunt phyllis" cuz they stayed in the same room together.

so.......we now know that tecoyah digs cross dressing dudes named phyllis.

.....and paddyjoe was there too.......prolly taken pics of the whole ordeal.....

*man....what the hell is up with that?*

(yes ladies and gentelmen.....that was a triple whammy)

cha-ching

uncle phil · 12-13-2004, 01:18 PM

fly SERIOUSLY wishes he was there, then me and tec could have shut out him and pj both at I-hots...(you had to be there)

JumpinJesus · 12-15-2004, 04:26 PM

uncle phil wasn't really there. He's making this up as he goes. Which is causing tec, pj, and flyman to scratch their heads and say, "Who IS this uncle phil guy?"

uncle phil · 12-15-2004, 05:10 PM

jumpin' jesus, man...you've got to be the only guy in this thread who doesn't know who i am...

Fremen · 12-16-2004, 07:16 PM

uncle phil likes to take the skin off of sausages and hide the skins down his pants, then he walks around his local dogpark waiting for K-9 affection.

(sorry phil, I wasn't gonna post this after I thought it up, but I cracked my self up too much not to.)

Fly · 12-16-2004, 09:05 PM

Fre does crack........that's the reason for the above post........

uncle phil · 12-17-2004, 01:07 PM

in another thread, fly is trying to trip me while i'm sitting down...

ngdawg · 12-18-2004, 09:26 PM

Unclephil when he's feeling a bit 'Auntphyllis-y

tecoyah · 12-19-2004, 02:10 PM

Oh My Freakin' God................I'm Blind.

Dawg regularly chases cats with a cattle prod.....just to see how high the can jump

JumpinJesus · 12-19-2004, 02:13 PM

tecoyah once laughed at a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

BlitzkriegKommt · 12-19-2004, 03:21 PM

JumpinJesus has set up videocameras all around the world, watching everybody's move and recording them for his pleasure. He goes to his underground room every night and laughs cynically at people's stupidities.

bernadette · 12-19-2004, 06:07 PM

personally i wouldn't know, but JumpinJesus said that when BlitzkriegKommt is feeling festive, he braids his pubic hairs & then applies glitter hairspray.

don't knock it if you haven't tried it?

paddyjoe · 12-19-2004, 07:08 PM

bernadette used to braid her armpit hair just to piss off her high school gym teacher.

uncle phil · 12-20-2004, 12:45 PM

i heard a rumor that pj was not only bernie's gym teacher, but also her "hair-dresser..."

Fly · 12-20-2004, 07:09 PM

hair dressers..........cross dressers........i keep getting you guys mixed up.......

Fremen · 12-20-2004, 08:25 PM

Said the guy what likes to put on pantyhose 'cause a friend on the interweb dared him to.

Fly · 12-21-2004, 04:57 AM

said the interweb friend who wanted to see 'ol fly in hose......

Fre likes to check out dudes in pantyhose.........just for shits and giggles

paddyjoe · 12-21-2004, 05:38 AM

No secret....fly's always willing to help out a friend.

*freak*

uncle phil · 12-21-2004, 12:53 PM

actually, pj carries a lot more than cameras in that bag...

Fremen · 12-21-2004, 02:39 PM

uncle p got caught holding the bag when pj's cop friends showed up dressed as male strippers.

uncle phil · 12-22-2004, 01:05 PM

(and they were female, fre...)

fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern...

Fremen · 12-22-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

(and they were female, fre...)

fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern...

They already arrived. (You got a great shipper, phil.)

uncle phil tests all sleeper jammies, personally.

*grumbles*mysterious crotch stains*grumbles*

You like my exclamation point?

paddyjoe · 12-22-2004, 02:52 PM

Fremen licked and licked and licked and the stain came out, good as new!

Zeraph · 12-22-2004, 03:09 PM

paddyjoe helped him.

uncle phil · 12-23-2004, 01:00 PM

Z put it in the dryer...

bundy · 01-02-2005, 05:58 PM

Uncle Phil's real name is Uncle Phallus... thats right... but he changed it to Phil to make himself more appropriate for the local kiddies, who often like to throw eggs at Phallus's house, because they don't truly understand the quaint beauty of the full length green velvet sleeper jammies.

paddyjoe · 01-02-2005, 07:18 PM

You had better believe that bundy understands the beauty of the green velvet sleeper jammies. He quite often shares them with uncle phallus because it's much more.....ummm.....comfy and cozy that way.

paddyjoe · 01-02-2005, 07:19 PM

uncle phallus....

good one bundy!

Fly · 01-02-2005, 08:01 PM

joe thinks bundy has a good phallus.............weirdo

bundy · 01-02-2005, 09:11 PM

flyman can't recognise a good phallus when he sees one.

CityOfAngels · 01-03-2005, 02:06 AM

bundy is really Ted Bundy

uncle phil · 01-03-2005, 12:55 PM

COA yearns to return to bakersfield...

Fremen · 01-03-2005, 04:13 PM

uncle p steers clear of the expensive toilet paper 'cause he likes that 'abrasive' feeling.

paddyjoe · 01-03-2005, 07:45 PM

In an effort to live his life more like his heroes at the Alamo, Fremen keeps his bathroom stocked only with corncobs.

Fly · 01-03-2005, 09:39 PM

and joe....being the outdoorsy,bbqing type of guy that he is........doesn't mind at all....hangin' with Fre when the cobs are on.

bundy · 01-03-2005, 11:03 PM

on the slow days when flys stock of the friendly green are low/empty, he usually resorts to chopping up Fremens old used corncobs, and smoking them...

12-11-2004, 06:04 PM	#5362 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	and ngdawg hops his little kangaroo butt onnn down whenever JummpingJesus yells, then runs around screaming things like 'One dollar!' or 'Plinko!!' __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

12-11-2004, 06:18 PM	#5363 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	jg thinks ng is a guy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-11-2004, 07:25 PM	#5364 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Uncle Phil is actually....Aunt Phyllis __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

12-11-2004, 08:14 PM	#5365 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	tecoyah knows such things about "aunt phyllis" cuz they stayed in the same room together. so.......we now know that tecoyah digs cross dressing dudes named phyllis. .....and paddyjoe was there too.......prolly taken pics of the whole ordeal..... man....what the hell is up with that? (yes ladies and gentelmen.....that was a triple whammy) cha-ching __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-13-2004, 01:18 PM	#5366 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly SERIOUSLY wishes he was there, then me and tec could have shut out him and pj both at I-hots...(you had to be there) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-10-2004, 06:56 PM	#5361 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	JumpingJesus lines up his collection of Beanie Babies in neat rows, puts on a shiny yellow blazer and yells things like, " Pouch the Kangaroo, Come ONNN Down!"

12-15-2004, 04:26 PM	#5367 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	uncle phil wasn't really there. He's making this up as he goes. Which is causing tec, pj, and flyman to scratch their heads and say, "Who IS this uncle phil guy?" __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

12-15-2004, 05:10 PM	#5368 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	jumpin' jesus, man...you've got to be the only guy in this thread who doesn't know who i am... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-16-2004, 07:16 PM	#5369 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil likes to take the skin off of sausages and hide the skins down his pants, then he walks around his local dogpark waiting for K-9 affection. (sorry phil, I wasn't gonna post this after I thought it up, but I cracked my self up too much not to.) __________________ Google

12-16-2004, 09:05 PM	#5370 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre does crack........that's the reason for the above post........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-17-2004, 01:07 PM	#5371 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	in another thread, fly is trying to trip me while i'm sitting down... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-18-2004, 09:26 PM	#5372 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Unclephil when he's feeling a bit 'Auntphyllis-y Last edited by ngdawg; 12-18-2004 at 09:46 PM..

12-19-2004, 02:10 PM	#5373 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Oh My Freakin' God................I'm Blind. Dawg regularly chases cats with a cattle prod.....just to see how high the can jump __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

12-19-2004, 02:13 PM	#5374 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	tecoyah once laughed at a man in Reno, just to watch him cry. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

12-19-2004, 03:21 PM	#5375 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	JumpinJesus has set up videocameras all around the world, watching everybody's move and recording them for his pleasure. He goes to his underground room every night and laughs cynically at people's stupidities.

12-22-2004, 03:09 PM	#5388 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	paddyjoe helped him.

12-19-2004, 06:07 PM	#5376 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	personally i wouldn't know, but JumpinJesus said that when BlitzkriegKommt is feeling festive, he braids his pubic hairs & then applies glitter hairspray. don't knock it if you haven't tried it? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-19-2004, 07:08 PM	#5377 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bernadette used to braid her armpit hair just to piss off her high school gym teacher.

12-20-2004, 12:45 PM	#5378 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i heard a rumor that pj was not only bernie's gym teacher, but also her "hair-dresser..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-20-2004, 07:09 PM	#5379 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hair dressers..........cross dressers........i keep getting you guys mixed up....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-20-2004, 08:25 PM	#5380 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Said the guy what likes to put on pantyhose 'cause a friend on the interweb dared him to. __________________ Google

12-21-2004, 04:57 AM	#5381 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	said the interweb friend who wanted to see 'ol fly in hose...... Fre likes to check out dudes in pantyhose.........just for shits and giggles __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-21-2004, 05:38 AM	#5382 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	No secret....fly's always willing to help out a friend. freak

12-21-2004, 12:53 PM	#5383 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	actually, pj carries a lot more than cameras in that bag... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-21-2004, 02:39 PM	#5384 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p got caught holding the bag when pj's cop friends showed up dressed as male strippers. __________________ Google

12-22-2004, 01:05 PM	#5385 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(and they were female, fre...) fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-22-2004, 02:52 PM	#5387 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen licked and licked and licked and the stain came out, good as new!

12-23-2004, 01:00 PM	#5389 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Z put it in the dryer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-02-2005, 05:58 PM	#5390 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Uncle Phil's real name is Uncle Phallus... thats right... but he changed it to Phil to make himself more appropriate for the local kiddies, who often like to throw eggs at Phallus's house, because they don't truly understand the quaint beauty of the full length green velvet sleeper jammies. __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-02-2005, 07:18 PM	#5391 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	You had better believe that bundy understands the beauty of the green velvet sleeper jammies. He quite often shares them with uncle phallus because it's much more.....ummm.....comfy and cozy that way.

01-02-2005, 07:19 PM	#5392 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phallus.... good one bundy!

01-02-2005, 08:01 PM	#5393 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe thinks bundy has a good phallus.............weirdo __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-02-2005, 09:11 PM	#5394 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman can't recognise a good phallus when he sees one. __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-03-2005, 12:55 PM	#5396 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	COA yearns to return to bakersfield... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-03-2005, 04:13 PM	#5397 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p steers clear of the expensive toilet paper 'cause he likes that 'abrasive' feeling. __________________ Google

01-03-2005, 07:45 PM	#5398 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	In an effort to live his life more like his heroes at the Alamo, Fremen keeps his bathroom stocked only with corncobs.