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Old 12-01-2004, 03:27 PM   #5321 (permalink)
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Old 12-01-2004, 05:00 PM   #5322 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe does not actually live in NY. He pretends to live there to hide the fact he is an Offshore import company....dodging the tax codes, and sending his jobs to pakistan.
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Old 12-01-2004, 08:03 PM   #5323 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2004, 03:23 AM   #5324 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:04 PM   #5325 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2004, 01:30 PM   #5326 (permalink)
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uncle phil is actuallly Uncle Sam's mild mannered gay brother. Needless to say, the are not on speaking terms.
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Old 12-02-2004, 02:24 PM   #5327 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2004, 02:32 PM   #5328 (permalink)
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Jonsgirl has a deep desire to be kissed under the mistletoe by a girl!!

and I volunteer
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Old 12-02-2004, 02:50 PM   #5329 (permalink)
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Yay!

Just for that I won't tell anyone about you bieng my sub.

Oh crap! I just did. Oh well....
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Old 12-02-2004, 03:25 PM   #5330 (permalink)
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Jonsgirl is actually a man who has been trying to kiss Shanifaye for ages but thought he'd have a better chance if he were a girl.

Down with the mountain oysters!
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:53 PM   #5331 (permalink)
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:22 PM   #5332 (permalink)
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:23 PM   #5333 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:26 PM   #5334 (permalink)
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dear Antoine eagerly awaits christmas in hopes that a pair of "mickey mouse sleeper jammies," complete with ears, turns up under his christmas tree...
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:48 PM   #5335 (permalink)
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well..........all i gotta say is,check this out.

























yes folks........i know.......a little hard to take,phil being a family member and all,.........but we love him just the same right.............right?
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:49 PM   #5336 (permalink)
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ohhh..........and yes,that is phil's ass in the air.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77828
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:08 PM   #5337 (permalink)
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/me still thinking about ways to get even with PJ...

carry on...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-06-2004, 03:05 PM   #5338 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
/me still thinking about ways to get even with PJ...

carry on...

i'm runnin' with this one phil my man.........


*and i also hope you nail joe's ass to the wall as well*

....*although i have to thank him for the ammo*...


hehehehe...
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Old 12-06-2004, 05:40 PM   #5339 (permalink)
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flyman doesn't want anyone to know that it's actually <i>his</i> ass in the picture...
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Old 12-06-2004, 06:06 PM   #5340 (permalink)
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What Livia Regina doesn't realize, is that fly don't care who sees his azz, 'cause he'll drop trou at the pop of a beer tab.
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:15 PM   #5341 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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To date, Fremen has mailed 4,013 photos of his ass to various website owners. To date, not one has run it.


Just not as purtys as uncle phil's I guess.
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:19 PM   #5342 (permalink)
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Btw, you can catch another glimpse of the famous butt here:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77952




fly, leave him the hell alone...freak....
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:26 PM   #5343 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe's avatar is part of a cunning plot to hypnotize the members of TFP so he can take over the world.
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:32 PM   #5344 (permalink)
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Livia Regina Wont kill you with her brain - to much effort to move. Instead she will take over someone elses and kill you with their brain.

If not she will stab you with a candy cane.
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:24 PM   #5345 (permalink)
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Brooke "tries" to write poetry...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-07-2004, 03:26 PM   #5346 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2004, 04:16 PM   #5347 (permalink)
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paddyjoe....feels he wasted four years of his life learning to read and write latin. Fortunately it does come in handy when cussing out his priest.
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:43 PM   #5348 (permalink)
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tecoyah............now,i feel funny saying this but..........he really enjoys uncle phil's company.

check out the get together........

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77828

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77952
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Old 12-07-2004, 10:34 PM   #5349 (permalink)
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fly was so jealous of uncle phil's ass-airing in the Rochester thread and up above, he went and took this with his new Assaroid Ct300-69 camera, which he got out of the Fingerbutt catalog.

One word, fly......ray...her....zerrrr!
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Old 12-08-2004, 04:50 AM   #5350 (permalink)
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Flyman recently hired Fremen to pluck those nasty little hairs, one by one.




Double play, baby!!!
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:02 AM   #5351 (permalink)
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joe likes to do the double play with himself,palmela, handula and wristina........


jerk that johnson big boy.....
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Old 12-08-2004, 01:28 PM   #5352 (permalink)
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fly really, really, really gets off on that pic of tec and pj smoochin'...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-08-2004, 04:12 PM   #5353 (permalink)
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And unc. p took that pic while he was on intimate terms with Jim Beam.

So how good does ol' Jim smooch, unc?
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Old 12-09-2004, 01:30 PM   #5354 (permalink)
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like honeydew-vine water, you who have yet to be hugged, let alone kissed...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:48 PM   #5355 (permalink)
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After tecoyah left the hotel room in Rochester, Phil and Joe played their own little game of Paddy cake....let's just say whipped cream was involved...
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:58 PM   #5356 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:25 PM   #5357 (permalink)
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Brooke, you been peekin'?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #5358 (permalink)
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Phil will be celebrating his birthday in a very special way tonight. With a bottle of Jim Beam and nothing on but a smile, he will head out to the barn, sit in the Vette and turn up the volume to Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-Ling". Good times....
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:10 PM   #5359 (permalink)
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ngdawg has spent years toiling to recreate the chariot race scene from Ben Hur in miniature using macaroni.
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:44 PM   #5360 (permalink)
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JumpinJesus is devastatingly handsome and exceptionally dapper; he just doesn't want anyone to know. He can also solve quantum equations while cooking gourmet meals. He really is an amazing person.


Really.



But it's a secret.




ssshhhhhh.
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