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Zotz · 05-08-2003, 04:28 AM

flyman's occupation is zipper tester for wrangler jeans

rockogre · 05-08-2003, 11:07 AM

Zotz is a human test subject for Max Factor.

uncle phil · 05-08-2003, 01:22 PM

rock 's real home is in delaware...

rockogre · 05-08-2003, 03:23 PM

Uncle Phil is actually, "Uncle Ernie" from the "Who Rock Opera".

This reference will take some research for you younger folks but is well worth the effort.

uncle phil · 05-08-2003, 04:26 PM

picked up on that real quick, rock...

Phaenx · 05-08-2003, 04:37 PM

Uncle Phil isn't really your uncle. Rather, he beat up your real uncle and stole his house.

rabidy · 05-08-2003, 10:01 PM

Phaenx has the heart of a child..
in a jar on his desk.

oberon · 05-08-2003, 10:06 PM

rabidy is the next scientist who invents something without considering its potential for human cost. See also the Manhattan Project.

uncle phil · 05-09-2003, 03:17 AM

oberon's first name is really "merle"...

GSRIDER · 05-09-2003, 06:45 AM

Uncle Phil lays sleepless at night having missed the chance to come back to TFP as Aunt Philus

rockogre · 05-09-2003, 09:44 AM

gsrider is actually one of the "wee" folk. He jumps from key to key to type.

Pheatius · 05-09-2003, 12:43 PM

rockogre has a waterproof keyboard, likes peanut butter, can write backwards, is afraid of silly putty and is fluent in seven languages (six of which are 8 word languages conceived by rockogre).

Giant Hamburger · 05-09-2003, 12:47 PM

*Caution* Although Pheatius is a highly efficient TFP operative, he has many quirks that can cause disruption if not kept in check during a mission. These include: a love for young coeds, good beer, cocktails at precisely 6PM with no allowable deviation, Frank Sinatra and fuzzy motorcycles. He should never be questioned about his accent. I repeat never. In addition, if his dark secret is ever discovered by an enemy it could place him and his fellow TFP operatives in peril. This is why sobriety in combat interrogation situations is imperative. The enemy should at all costs never be allowed to give Pheatius booze. This can not be stressed enough.

bundy · 05-09-2003, 06:54 PM

Giant Hamburger tried to market a knock-off version of the George Foreman griller, but was taken to court and sued for absolutely everything he owns.

uncle phil · 05-12-2003, 03:54 AM

bundy trolls king's cross at three am every sunday morning...(in drag...)

bundy · 05-12-2003, 05:40 AM

well, since phil just outed my drag fetish...
i'm going to out his.

this photo was taken at around 3am one Sunday last year outside the Bourbon and Beefsteak. i'm on the right, phils in the middle!

<IMG SRC="http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.14.99/gifs/slices-9902.jpg">

rockogre · 05-12-2003, 06:17 AM

Bundy has silicone enhanched tits in that pic. And he's wearing boxer shorts.

Nad Adam · 05-12-2003, 08:00 AM

rockogre watches teletubbies and likes it.

cdwonderful · 05-12-2003, 08:31 AM

nad adam has his nose hairs waxed

uncle phil · 05-12-2003, 12:44 PM

cdwonderful wears his shoes on the wrong feet...

rabidy · 05-12-2003, 02:10 PM

Uncle Phil Cried himself to sleep for a week after the tv show Golden Girls was cancelled.

Zotz · 05-12-2003, 05:58 PM

rabidy has a toenail fungus collection

Diablo · 05-12-2003, 06:00 PM

Zotz is a 35 year old pedophilic nerd who has a tendency to have sex with Star Trek action figures.

XenuHubbard · 05-12-2003, 10:21 PM

Diablo's proudest moment can be seen on the NOT WORK SAFE web page at www.goatse.cx

rabidy · 05-13-2003, 03:10 AM

XenuHubbard is turned on by that site,

uncle phil · 05-13-2003, 03:11 AM

rabidy started the campaign to renew the golden girls for another season...

Fly · 05-13-2003, 04:14 AM

uncle phil likes to dress as a woman and walk the street corners looking for love.

and he wishes he had a rack like marilyn does

GakFace · 05-13-2003, 07:09 AM

Flyman got his name when he zipped his "Frank 'n' Beans" in his... Fly... Hence.... Flyman. Hmm almost fitting with your avatar... Coincidence? I think not

((Note: I used Frank 'n' Beans for the movie reference

))

Oh, and uh... He enjoyed it.

Pheatius · 05-13-2003, 11:56 AM

GakFace is really a telemarketer that sells used Bibles. He does not sell many because he is constantly daydreaming about becoming the fifth ninja-turtle, Van Gogh, whose 'special' weapon ability is the rapid tossing of severed ears.

uncle phil · 05-13-2003, 01:03 PM

pheatius dreams of snorkeling off iceland...

Giant Hamburger · 05-13-2003, 01:07 PM

I am actually Uncle Phil using an alternate user name.

WhoaitsZ · 05-13-2003, 07:18 PM

Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.

(soy bastid!)

richeee · 05-13-2003, 07:44 PM

WhoaitsZ ignores the voices in his head...

it's the voices from his left big toe that really bother him.

Fly · 05-13-2003, 09:01 PM

richeee looooooooves money.......

(and he's really gay)

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

(you know.....being gay)

splck · 05-13-2003, 09:07 PM

Flymans ukulele ensemble plays for food.

XenuHubbard · 05-13-2003, 09:22 PM

splck is the president of the Bob Saget fan club.

iRtehCrispeh · 05-13-2003, 10:05 PM

XenuHubbard sucks dick 4 cocaine (u know bob sagets 1 line in half baked

)

uncle phil · 05-14-2003, 02:43 AM

irtehcrispeh was trying to enter rice krispy as his name when he signed on, but spasmed out on cheap diet ginger ale...

Diablo · 05-14-2003, 02:58 AM

uncle phil wrestled with a pig and the pig liked it.

mirevolver · 05-14-2003, 03:00 AM

Uncle Phil is Uncle Sam's brother in Law.

edit: diablo likes to beat me at posting.

05-08-2003, 11:07 AM	#482 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Zotz is a human test subject for Max Factor. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-08-2003, 01:22 PM	#483 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rock 's real home is in delaware... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-08-2003, 03:23 PM	#484 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Uncle Phil is actually, "Uncle Ernie" from the "Who Rock Opera". This reference will take some research for you younger folks but is well worth the effort. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-08-2003, 04:26 PM	#485 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	picked up on that real quick, rock... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-08-2003, 04:37 PM	#486 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	Uncle Phil isn't really your uncle. Rather, he beat up your real uncle and stole his house. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy Last edited by Phaenx; 05-08-2003 at 04:40 PM..

05-08-2003, 04:28 AM	#481 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	flyman's occupation is zipper tester for wrangler jeans

05-08-2003, 10:01 PM	#487 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	Phaenx has the heart of a child.. in a jar on his desk. __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers

05-08-2003, 10:06 PM	#488 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	rabidy is the next scientist who invents something without considering its potential for human cost. See also the Manhattan Project. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

05-09-2003, 03:17 AM	#489 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	oberon's first name is really "merle"... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-09-2003, 06:45 AM	#490 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Uncle Phil lays sleepless at night having missed the chance to come back to TFP as Aunt Philus __________________ No signature at this time.

05-09-2003, 09:44 AM	#491 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	gsrider is actually one of the "wee" folk. He jumps from key to key to type. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-09-2003, 12:43 PM	#492 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	rockogre has a waterproof keyboard, likes peanut butter, can write backwards, is afraid of silly putty and is fluent in seven languages (six of which are 8 word languages conceived by rockogre).

05-09-2003, 12:47 PM	#493 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Caution Although Pheatius is a highly efficient TFP operative, he has many quirks that can cause disruption if not kept in check during a mission. These include: a love for young coeds, good beer, cocktails at precisely 6PM with no allowable deviation, Frank Sinatra and fuzzy motorcycles. He should never be questioned about his accent. I repeat never. In addition, if his dark secret is ever discovered by an enemy it could place him and his fellow TFP operatives in peril. This is why sobriety in combat interrogation situations is imperative. The enemy should at all costs never be allowed to give Pheatius booze. This can not be stressed enough.

05-09-2003, 06:54 PM	#494 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Giant Hamburger tried to market a knock-off version of the George Foreman griller, but was taken to court and sued for absolutely everything he owns. __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-12-2003, 03:54 AM	#495 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy trolls king's cross at three am every sunday morning...(in drag...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-12-2003, 08:00 AM	#498 (permalink)
Nad Adam Psycho Location: Sweden	rockogre watches teletubbies and likes it. __________________ Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. - Psalms 137:9

05-12-2003, 05:40 AM	#496 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well, since phil just outed my drag fetish... i'm going to out his. this photo was taken at around 3am one Sunday last year outside the Bourbon and Beefsteak. i'm on the right, phils in the middle! <IMG SRC="http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.14.99/gifs/slices-9902.jpg"> __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-12-2003, 06:17 AM	#497 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Bundy has silicone enhanched tits in that pic. And he's wearing boxer shorts. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-12-2003, 08:31 AM	#499 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	nad adam has his nose hairs waxed __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

05-12-2003, 12:44 PM	#500 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cdwonderful wears his shoes on the wrong feet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-12-2003, 02:10 PM	#501 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	Uncle Phil Cried himself to sleep for a week after the tv show Golden Girls was cancelled. __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers

05-12-2003, 05:58 PM	#502 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	rabidy has a toenail fungus collection

05-12-2003, 06:00 PM	#503 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Zotz is a 35 year old pedophilic nerd who has a tendency to have sex with Star Trek action figures. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

05-12-2003, 10:21 PM	#504 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Diablo's proudest moment can be seen on the NOT WORK SAFE web page at www.goatse.cx __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-13-2003, 03:10 AM	#505 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	XenuHubbard is turned on by that site, __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers

05-13-2003, 03:11 AM	#506 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rabidy started the campaign to renew the golden girls for another season... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-13-2003, 04:14 AM	#507 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil likes to dress as a woman and walk the street corners looking for love. and he wishes he had a rack like marilyn does __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-13-2003, 07:09 AM	#508 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Flyman got his name when he zipped his "Frank 'n' Beans" in his... Fly... Hence.... Flyman. Hmm almost fitting with your avatar... Coincidence? I think not ((Note: I used Frank 'n' Beans for the movie reference )) Oh, and uh... He enjoyed it. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-13-2003, 11:56 AM	#509 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	GakFace is really a telemarketer that sells used Bibles. He does not sell many because he is constantly daydreaming about becoming the fifth ninja-turtle, Van Gogh, whose 'special' weapon ability is the rapid tossing of severed ears.

05-13-2003, 01:03 PM	#510 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius dreams of snorkeling off iceland... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-13-2003, 01:07 PM	#511 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am actually Uncle Phil using an alternate user name.

05-13-2003, 07:18 PM	#512 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian. (soy bastid!)

05-13-2003, 07:44 PM	#513 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	WhoaitsZ ignores the voices in his head... it's the voices from his left big toe that really bother him. __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-13-2003, 09:01 PM	#514 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richeee looooooooves money....... (and he's really gay) (not that there's anything wrong with that) (you know.....being gay) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-13-2003, 09:07 PM	#515 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flymans ukulele ensemble plays for food. __________________ nice line eh?

05-13-2003, 09:22 PM	#516 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	splck is the president of the Bob Saget fan club. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000