10-23-2004, 10:25 AM | #5203 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Paddyjoe is actually the illegitimate son of Kim Jong Il and Eva Gabor.
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10-23-2004, 10:54 AM | #5204 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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*presses refresh button
Tophat once wrote a letter to Penthouse forum about a sexual encounter he had witnessed between a Hungarian actress and a Korean despot. Penthouse rejected the letter since said encounter resulted in the birth of an illegitimate child.
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10-25-2004, 11:16 AM | #5206 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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To slake his passionate wookie lust, AntoineMartinez once violated an Ewok, after first offering it candy and inviting it up to his treehouse to see his erotic etchings.
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10-25-2004, 12:22 PM | #5207 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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Tophat665 brews his own beer...
his secret method for success involves chanting, a special rare herb, pacing counter-clockwise, wearing a peculiar hat & otherwise being stark naked on his garage rooftop every full moon.
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10-25-2004, 12:49 PM | #5208 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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bern is a roadie for the band......"the smokin' roaches".....she sets up the drums and does soundcheck for the drummer cuz he sucks.
oh yeah......and she likes to steal the bands pot too......cuz thier too stoned to realize that she pulls off the five finger discount on every tour. *da da na daaaaa.......the crazy broad strike again* |
10-25-2004, 01:40 PM | #5209 (permalink) |
Drifting
Administrator
Location: Windy City
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Flyman was a squirrel in his past life, and has much as he hates his past, he can't kill it, or it'll wipe out all the weed in the world.
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10-25-2004, 01:47 PM | #5210 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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amonkie is a quiet monk in a nondisclosed mountaineous area somewhere on the lower left half of this planet. he knits tiny purple hats for coach roaches every evening as he whistles the theme to underdog over & over & over....
*licks the sticky stuff off her fingers* mmmmm...
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10-25-2004, 02:21 PM | #5211 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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bernadette wears a locket with a key inside. The key unlocks a box in which is kept the shrunken head of Ivan the Terrible. No one knows bernadette has this heirloom.
Once a month, during the waxing crescent moon, bernadette unlocks the box, rubs the shrunken Ivan melon, and laughs nefariously. She has no real reason for doing this, but she does it nonetheless.
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10-25-2004, 05:06 PM | #5212 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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JJ steals the garters from unsuspecting brides while the grooms are distracted, and uses them to secure little kittens to a pegboard just so he can poke them in their tummies to produce a yowl.
Each kitty produces a different pitch so that when he pokes them he can play his favorite song, "On Top of Old Smokey". (btw, bernie, amonkie is a female)
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10-26-2004, 05:08 AM | #5216 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: South London, UK
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Well I'LL cover it then! (cuh!)
Dobster collects other peoples used napkins. Right. Carry on.
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10-26-2004, 05:08 AM | #5217 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: South London, UK
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Well I'LL cover it then! (cuh!)
Dobster collects other peoples' used napkins. Right. Carry on.
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10-26-2004, 09:15 AM | #5218 (permalink) |
Drifting
Administrator
Location: Windy City
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Dobster sees the world in double vision.
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10-26-2004, 09:19 AM | #5219 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: South London, UK
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aammoonnkkiiee ccrriieess wwhheenn tthhee dduuddee''ss rruugg ggeettss ppiisseedd oonn iinn TThhee BBiigg LLeebboowwsskkii..
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10-26-2004, 10:40 AM | #5220 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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dobster hears strange voices coming from his toilet.
They tell him to stick his head in the bowl and flush repeatedly. He didn't fall for that trick more than three times, I can tell you.
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10-26-2004, 03:44 PM | #5221 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Fremen has one of those bicycles that looks like a motorcycle. He has placed the Queen of Hearts amongst the spokes of both front and rear wheels. Whenever he rides up next to a Harley at a stop sign, he nods slowly and knowingly at the biker.
He also backs his bicycle up to the curb in front of pubs and bars.
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10-27-2004, 08:29 AM | #5223 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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flyman knows this because he was one of the leaping lord's little buddies - the one who licked the window at passing truckers, in fact.
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11-01-2004, 01:56 PM | #5227 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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Quote:
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11-01-2004, 03:04 PM | #5228 (permalink) |
peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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Unclephil claims he was in Florida for 2 weeks, when I happen to know he was out scouting locations and soliciting 'talent' for the Porn production company he runs with Fremen and Fly (who each have final say on the talent Phil finds)
BAM! 3fer! |
11-01-2004, 03:07 PM | #5229 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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ngDawg knows this because UnclePhil turned down his application to be "talent"
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11-01-2004, 05:27 PM | #5230 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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top has yet to look up ng's skirt...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-02-2004, 12:31 AM | #5234 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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fly doesn't really mind the 'ckn skwerlz in his yard 'cause he uses them in these XXX "nature" films he makes, starring all the little forest critters from around his cabin.
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11-02-2004, 04:55 PM | #5235 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fre is slowly buying up my designer collection of sleeper jammies on amazon...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-04-2004, 04:51 PM | #5238 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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bundy knew, because he was the taste-tester...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-09-2004, 08:45 PM | #5240 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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pigglet actually eats his own kind..........just cuz of the uproar of the Mad Cow Disease that bundy,and phil caught at Fremen's diner,where GH was lickin' the salt off of all the pean......i mean patrons......
*that's a four way whammie man.............* |
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