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Old 10-17-2004, 06:57 AM   #5161 (permalink)
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y r u guys insulting eachother?
because the freak above me just can't play nice!!

keep him the hell away from your toys.
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Old 10-17-2004, 07:15 AM   #5162 (permalink)
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joe here is bitter cuz his folks never gave him any toys as a child.

they didn't even do puzzles with him.......maybe that's the reason he can't concentrate on anything other than hammerin' the hell outta me.
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Old 10-17-2004, 02:46 PM   #5163 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2004, 03:25 PM   #5164 (permalink)
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Fremen has at LEAST three TFP profiles and spends alot of time arguing with himself about burning issues.
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Old 10-17-2004, 04:31 PM   #5165 (permalink)
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Fremen has at LEAST three TFP profiles and spends alot of time arguing with himself about burning issues.
"dobster" being one of them.
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Old 10-17-2004, 06:10 PM   #5166 (permalink)
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"dobster" being one of them.
"JumpinJesus" being the third.

Too easy.
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Old 10-17-2004, 06:13 PM   #5167 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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JJ likes to throw melted butter on my--I mean dobster's ass because he confuses me (damn) him with a lobster.



/mmmmm, lobsterrrrrrrrr

*drools*

CRAP

COA likes to wait til the last second and insert his post inbetween the dumb guy that forgets to refresh his page's post.

Carry on.....
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Old 10-17-2004, 06:32 PM   #5168 (permalink)
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Fremen likes to lurk around and then act dumb.



wait....is it an act...hmmm
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Old 10-17-2004, 06:47 PM   #5169 (permalink)
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paddyjoe's back porch is lined with the skins of squirrels which he has named after Disney characters. He is particularly fond of 'Woody' and 'Bashful'.....
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Old 10-17-2004, 08:09 PM   #5170 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:33 AM   #5171 (permalink)
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feelgood thinks that person in my avatar is a dragqueen....
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Old 10-18-2004, 04:14 PM   #5172 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:42 PM   #5173 (permalink)
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said Mister Margarita...........


Fre wears lime green tights and always pushes ngdawg outta the way to take the spotlight at all the dragqueen contests.
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:50 PM   #5174 (permalink)
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flyman's drag name?

Amanda Lay
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:12 PM   #5175 (permalink)
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Jumpin' J's drag name is......Susie Creamcheese.....



you should see the heels he sports.......
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:16 AM   #5176 (permalink)
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Flyman gets excited whenever he starts thinking of Susie Creamcheese. He seems to focus on it's high heels for some reason.
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Old 10-20-2004, 03:54 PM   #5177 (permalink)
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City of Angels is Soy Bomb.
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Old 10-20-2004, 04:11 PM   #5178 (permalink)
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Jumpin Jesus deliberately misquotes Spinal Tap, so as to not appear too obsessed.

"Oh yeah, 'these go up to 12' heh..."
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Old 10-20-2004, 04:26 PM   #5179 (permalink)
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dobster is SO obsessed with Spinal Tap he can quote the dvd commentary....

"....he's dead now..." "....I sold it on ebay..."
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Old 10-20-2004, 04:30 PM   #5180 (permalink)
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ShaniFaye attends buffets so that she can get the naughty feeling by pretending to 'steal' the food.

("snicker snicker! I'll get noticed and thrown out! tee hee...")
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Old 10-20-2004, 04:33 PM   #5181 (permalink)
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Some how knows that a scorpion will sting itself to death if you pour whiskey on it's back.
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Old 10-20-2004, 04:37 PM   #5182 (permalink)
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(Ya Haaa Haaaaaa! read my next post in that thread)

avhg1 will spell this with capitals only if s/he gets past Rookie status. It'll be a form of personal recognition.

"I don't need their 'tilted' title. I gots my own agenda!"

ps don't know where these quotes are coming from. I'm just picturing a back story to these secrets i guess.
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Old 10-20-2004, 06:18 PM   #5183 (permalink)
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dobster needs a life if he's looking up signature in the dictionary
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Old 10-20-2004, 06:47 PM   #5184 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:17 PM   #5185 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:34 AM   #5186 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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splck looks forward to the day when the Wookie Sex dvd arrives in the mail.
doo-hoooood!
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:44 AM   #5187 (permalink)
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Fremen did it all for the Wookie.
the Wookie.
the Wookie.
the Wookie.
And he can take this wookie, and stick it in....
Well, that's really none of your business, now, is it?
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:59 PM   #5188 (permalink)
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Tophat has no ears to hold hat on head... i dunno........
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Old 10-21-2004, 08:03 PM   #5189 (permalink)
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arriana played Ginger on Gilligan's island.

*damn was you a hottie*

........she was doin' the proffeser eh!!!!
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:31 AM   #5190 (permalink)
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Though fly thought Ginger was a hottie, it was Mrs. Howell he rubbed one out to after school.
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Old 10-22-2004, 03:39 AM   #5191 (permalink)
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Fremen has been on a 3-hour cruise since 1971.
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:18 AM   #5192 (permalink)
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joe likes to deep fry oreo cookies..........


*freak*
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:30 AM   #5193 (permalink)
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although flyman had a secret thing for Ms. Howell....that spider episode scared him so badly he couldnt wank for week...to this day if he sees a spider he loses the ability for an erection for weeks
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Old 10-22-2004, 05:04 AM   #5194 (permalink)
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Shani likes spiders.........




lotta work to get that shot.............hope you like it
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Old 10-22-2004, 05:08 AM   #5195 (permalink)
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awww heck...you ruined your ability for sex all weekend just for a picture for me

flyman is truly in my opinion the sweetest man I've never had the opportunity to converse with (but dont let that get out of the TFP realm and you DIDNT hear it from me)
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Old 10-22-2004, 05:23 AM   #5196 (permalink)
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Shani is scared to let people know that they didn't hear it from her.


* plants wet one in appropriate spot*




Shani also likes to pick the spots too.........
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:27 AM   #5197 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:30 AM   #5198 (permalink)
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amonkie is a good storyteller.......


she and Dave have somethin' on the side too.........
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Old 10-22-2004, 09:48 PM   #5199 (permalink)
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Flyman is a teetotaller. All that beer you see in the pictures? Crystal Lite.
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Old 10-23-2004, 08:50 AM   #5200 (permalink)
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Flyman is a stunt double for tv weathermen. You know all those people who go tumbling across the road during live storm coverage? That's him.
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