Fly

JJ is scared of wood......


he doesn't like hats either.

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Zoz

Flyman started smoking weed when he was 7... because his dirty uncle put it in his mouth and told him to suck.

ngdawg

Flyman's favorite song to sing in the shower is Barry Manilow's Copa Cabana, except he changes the name 'Lola' to 'Flyman'....

JumpinJesus

Ngdawg has a website where she sells bootlegs of flyman's Copa Cabana interpretations. The real secret, though, is that if you look closely enough, in small font far down at the bottom of the web site, is a link to a site where you can <i>see</i> flyman's performances. Flyman does not know about this micro site. Well, he didn't...

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Fremen

JJ jumped at the chance to design ng's website because he wanted all the free flyman "Copa" interpretations he could get.

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Fly

Fremen is on dial up..........


(sorry to hear that Fre.......guess you have good staying time when it comes to pr0n eh?)

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amonkie

Flyman sucks all of Fremen's dialup speed away so Fremen has to ask favors to get it back

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JumpinJesus

amonkie belongs to the ALRF (Arbor Liberators Resistance Front). They chain themselves to trees so the ALF (Arbor Liberators Front) can't chain themselves to trees.

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uncle phil

JJ picks the locks on said chains...just to see which way the tree falls (and, if it makes any noise when it hits the ground...)

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil likes to discharge his car battery on the weekends when he hooks it up to his mini go-cart and chases all the neighborhood dogs around the block over and over again.

*vroom!*

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paddyjoe

Fremen likes to stand up on his roof, singing 'The Ballad of Davey Crockett' at the top of his lungs.

paddyjoe

can't get that dang song outta your head now, can ya?

Fly

joe has many different renderings of said song,and is now trying to get us all into one big ass giant singalong.


good luck joe........



*guy gets weirder all the time*

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Fremen

fly likes to don his toolbelt, sans clothes, climb up on his roof and dance and sing to:

<center>Up On the Roof
The Drifters

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now

When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)

At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me

I keep a-tellin' you

Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
FADE

Everything is all right (up on the roof)</center>

/roofers are always high

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uncle phil

fre clipped that song from another thread...(and that's the truth, so help me Rudy...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

dobster

Uncle Phil made a vow of celibacy in a previous life, and is still trying to decide if reincarnation would allow him to break said vow.

Fly

dobster was too stoned when he thought up his user name.........he really wanted it to be d00bster..........light another one man.

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NavySEAL

^Was in the air force in his previous life^

Phant84

NavySEAL got to caught up in computer games and missed to bus out for training

j/k

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Phant

Irrationality is the square root of all evil

uncle phil

phant helped navyseal lose a couple of those games...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil still can't get over Cream kicking him out of the band over the incident with Clapton's wife.

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JumpinJesus

...which fremen helped arrange.

Nefariously, of course.

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Rdr4evr

JumpinJesus is a closet Bush supporter . (sorry, this might be a bit too cruel)

uncle phil

the raider once stole a pair of ken stabler's shoes...from under his bed...while he was gettin' it on with two cheerleaders...the night before a steelers game...(i think it was a super bowl...it's been a while...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

Rumor has it, uncle (?) phil was one of the cheerleaders.

JumpinJesus

an even more sinister rumor has it that paddyjoe was one of the shoes.

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Fly

said the guy who was wrapped around joe's and phil's calves,as a set of leg warmers.


*wonders where the pompoms were hidden*

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feelgood

flyman once ran out weed...so, he collected grass outside and rolled up and had a joint

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Fremen

feel-g once saw a 6ft. rabbit smoking bud in his backyard.
So he walked up to him to bum a hit, when the crazy bastige sucker-punched feel-g in the nutz and told him, "That's from my friend Shultzy." "He said next time, don't leave his cat taped to the toilet tank all night, don't molest his mother-in-law more than twice an evening, and NEVER drink his last beer!"
I think feel-g got the message.

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CityOfAngels

Fremen's nick-name for himself is "his mother-in-law."

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uncle phil

C O A sold feelgood the tape...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Uncle Phil has an adult sized cub scout uniform he puts on when he's feeling blue.

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dobster

Tophat665 is Monica Lewinsky

Fly

dobster swallows............


.......and is rather keen for the cigars too.

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JumpinJesus

Flyman keeps a fanzine of Corey Feldman under his mattress.

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CityOfAngels

...which JumpinJesus won't stop asking if he could borrow.

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Fremen

COA subscribes to Tigerbeat to get the latest info on boybands so he can impress his sister's highschool friends.
Dude, at least wait til they grad-gee-ate.

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raiders4610

y r u guys insulting eachother?

Rdr4evr

raiders4610 is a phony that wants the donkeys to win tomorrow .

Fly

Rdr4evr.......has to wear helmut when he goes to the mall to play chess with the old folks cuz well,.........he has a slight equilibrium problem......*fuckin' drunk all day long eh*


good luck buddy

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