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Old 09-21-2004, 12:50 PM   #5001 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2004, 01:17 PM   #5002 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2004, 02:32 PM   #5003 (permalink)
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feelgood puts grapes in his shoes every morning, and in the evening? Voila! Wine!
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Old 09-21-2004, 04:24 PM   #5004 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2004, 05:50 PM   #5005 (permalink)
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fremen has been sneaking saltine crumbs into feelgood's shoes, hoping that j-jesus will serve him an urban communion when he harvests
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Old 09-21-2004, 05:54 PM   #5006 (permalink)
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Pigglet posted that message in a Cuban internet cafe while sitting between Tupac and Strom Thurmond.
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:01 PM   #5007 (permalink)
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Xeno thinks I'm not wise to his scam, but I'm not sitting between Tupac and Strom - I'm sitting between Xenomorph in a Richard Nixon mask that's been rubbed down with Aspercreme, and a cross-dressing Rupaul look-a-like hooker Xeno picked up last night and paid an extra $50 bucks to help him con me. They're trying to talk me into a life-insurance plan where you get to retire to Cuba and live in anonymity to frequent brothels. They claim Mathew Lesko found the deal for them in an IRS handbook.
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Old 09-22-2004, 03:42 AM   #5008 (permalink)
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pigglet paid People magazine 100 bucks to sell him a fantasy life.
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Old 09-22-2004, 01:59 PM   #5009 (permalink)
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pj printed copies of his av and sold them in the Ragu parking lot after third shift...dudes couldn't even read english, man...
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Old 09-22-2004, 02:12 PM   #5010 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is an only child...
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Old 09-22-2004, 03:16 PM   #5011 (permalink)
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stonegrody does his grocery shopping only after 1 a.m. and only at Safeway. He brings a fancy silver spoon with him and opens up all the Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked ice creams, taking one spoonful from each and licking his lips, he says, "Yummy Yummy for my tummy tummy," after each bite. When the store clerks spot him, he does his Curly Fine impression: "Whoop Whoop Whoop!" and runs out the store with whatever gorceries he can grab on the way out. Whatever he grabs becomes his meal for the following day, along with some of feelgood's homemade wine.
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Old 09-22-2004, 05:19 PM   #5012 (permalink)
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JJ slinks around back-alleys looking for homeless men so he can try to beat them at indian leg-wrestling.
So far his record is 45/46 wins.
The one loss was due to the unexpected release of projectile diarrhea.
The homeless guy eventually quit gagging and forgave JJ.

You ok, buddy?
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Old 09-22-2004, 05:33 PM   #5013 (permalink)
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After having a succession of hot ladies dump him for being too "gangsta," Fremen discovered that he hums the tune to "Straight out of Compton" in his sleep, and has a tendency to slap his bedmate's ass. The guy who lost to JJ passed out in Fremen's bed last night and told him when they awoke, spooning, to the blissfull light of the new morning.
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Old 09-22-2004, 06:30 PM   #5014 (permalink)
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pigglet is the sole reason for uncle phil's signature.






never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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.....hehehehe...........the pig likes it........hehehehehee..........
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Old 09-22-2004, 06:38 PM   #5015 (permalink)
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(COMPLETE ASIDE TO THE SPIRIT OF THIS THREAD)

That happens to be one of my favorite quotes, Fly.

Oh, and you really need to let go of that crush you have on Angela Landsbury from the third season of "Murder, She Wrote." I don't care what you say, she isn't the Doctor Quinn of Cabot Cove...
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:30 PM   #5016 (permalink)
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the pigster still has a picture of loretta swit on the back of his closet door...
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:18 PM   #5017 (permalink)
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Hell, yes I do. But it's a damn replacment...phil stole my original in the 6th grade, and after defiling it in horrible ways involving jello, he gave it to my homeroom teacher telling her that I, not he, might have been looking at Houlihan, but I was saying Mrs. Anderson's name the whole time. That was just wrong - couldn't get a pass for the john all year long.
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:09 PM   #5018 (permalink)
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pigglet had a secret fling with Hawkeye........


*and B.J. too.......but that's a whole nother story*
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:13 PM   #5019 (permalink)
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flyman goes around posing as a DEA agent to bust people and keep the stash for himself
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:20 PM   #5020 (permalink)
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Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.
shanifaye has no secret cooler than her sig. line!
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:24 PM   #5021 (permalink)
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shaggs manoa is raising an army of terrorist monkeys and training them by teaching them to stick banana's in peoples tailpipes
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:26 PM   #5022 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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ShaniFaye strings cooked penne pasta around her bedroom to attract little hairy Italian plumbers named Mario.
So far, only Luigi has shown.
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:49 PM   #5023 (permalink)
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said the long lost soul brother of Luigi..........
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Old 09-23-2004, 05:00 PM   #5024 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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said the fly who accidently smoked his soul brother.
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Old 09-23-2004, 05:05 PM   #5025 (permalink)
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upside the head eh..............
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Old 09-23-2004, 05:06 PM   #5026 (permalink)
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ooops..........





Fremen likes to talk about people behind their backs............then sends them penis bongs for salutations.....
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Old 09-23-2004, 05:31 PM   #5027 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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fly clutches his penis-bong in his sleep and dreams of freeing willy.
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Old 09-23-2004, 05:44 PM   #5028 (permalink)
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fremen likes to kidnap plumbers named Mario just to make me miserable thinking that one day I will change my desires to southernly located message board posters
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Old 09-23-2004, 06:25 PM   #5029 (permalink)
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shanifaye's only kidding fremen...she's always had a huge crush on trent lott
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Old 09-23-2004, 08:21 PM   #5030 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fremen
fly clutches his penis-bong in his sleep and dreams of freeing willy.


lmao.........nice one.




pigglet was a mistress for kermit.

when kermit couldn't handle miss piggy's mood swings he'd call up pigglet,and they would meet under the bridge in the seedy part of town.


what a shame..........
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Old 09-24-2004, 04:43 AM   #5031 (permalink)
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Man, I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up...I mean, Miss piggy and I are practically related...but since you let the cat out of the bag, fine. Fly used to be known as the Pimp of Swine - he used to call me for the kermit liasons. Always used to make me paint his toenails pink before he'd send me out.
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:06 PM   #5032 (permalink)
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freakin' pink...always knew the pigster was a little strange..fly's toenails are blue...ergo, the pigster is colorblind...
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:31 PM   #5033 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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phil, unfortunately, was banned from his local beauty salon for ambushing the manicurist so he could apply the nail polish himself to the clients directly........with his nose!

In the immortal words of the flyman:

Freak!

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Old 09-24-2004, 05:35 PM   #5034 (permalink)
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Fre knows this cuz he always accompanies pigglet and uncle phil on those not so sane outings.........


*bunch of Freaks!!!!*




......and thanx for the immortalness too Fre.........
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:25 PM   #5035 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:06 PM   #5036 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:40 AM   #5037 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2004, 07:05 AM   #5038 (permalink)
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shaggs likes to eat at the "red eYe" - gunpoint not necessary...at least I think it was red....may have been pink....welll blue...whatever. it was nail polish - all i did was huff it for the fumes. i thought crack-whoring was rock-bottom, but that was before i hit toe-nail polish whoring with loud-mouthed singing frogs..
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Old 09-27-2004, 08:47 AM   #5039 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:17 AM   #5040 (permalink)
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(Nice to see you, Six.)


Six doesn't usually drink through the normal way.
She drinks through her finger.

Btw, her brother is named Mork.
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