09-21-2004, 01:17 PM | #5002 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Dingo is really a dog trapped in a whale's belly that has a internet connection
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war Last edited by feelgood; 09-21-2004 at 01:26 PM.. |
09-21-2004, 05:54 PM | #5006 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Pigglet posted that message in a Cuban internet cafe while sitting between Tupac and Strom Thurmond.
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The facehugger is short-lived outside the egg which normally protects it. Armed with a long grasping tail, a spray of highly-concentrated acid and the single-minded desire to impregnate a single selected prey using its extending probe, it will fearlessly pursue and attack a single selected target until it has succeeded in attachment or it or its target is dead |
09-21-2004, 06:01 PM | #5007 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Xeno thinks I'm not wise to his scam, but I'm not sitting between Tupac and Strom - I'm sitting between Xenomorph in a Richard Nixon mask that's been rubbed down with Aspercreme, and a cross-dressing Rupaul look-a-like hooker Xeno picked up last night and paid an extra $50 bucks to help him con me. They're trying to talk me into a life-insurance plan where you get to retire to Cuba and live in anonymity to frequent brothels. They claim Mathew Lesko found the deal for them in an IRS handbook.
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09-22-2004, 01:59 PM | #5009 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pj printed copies of his av and sold them in the Ragu parking lot after third shift...dudes couldn't even read english, man...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-22-2004, 03:16 PM | #5011 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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stonegrody does his grocery shopping only after 1 a.m. and only at Safeway. He brings a fancy silver spoon with him and opens up all the Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked ice creams, taking one spoonful from each and licking his lips, he says, "Yummy Yummy for my tummy tummy," after each bite. When the store clerks spot him, he does his Curly Fine impression: "Whoop Whoop Whoop!" and runs out the store with whatever gorceries he can grab on the way out. Whatever he grabs becomes his meal for the following day, along with some of feelgood's homemade wine.
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09-22-2004, 05:19 PM | #5012 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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JJ slinks around back-alleys looking for homeless men so he can try to beat them at indian leg-wrestling.
So far his record is 45/46 wins. The one loss was due to the unexpected release of projectile diarrhea. The homeless guy eventually quit gagging and forgave JJ. You ok, buddy?
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09-22-2004, 05:33 PM | #5013 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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After having a succession of hot ladies dump him for being too "gangsta," Fremen discovered that he hums the tune to "Straight out of Compton" in his sleep, and has a tendency to slap his bedmate's ass. The guy who lost to JJ passed out in Fremen's bed last night and told him when they awoke, spooning, to the blissfull light of the new morning.
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09-22-2004, 06:38 PM | #5015 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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(COMPLETE ASIDE TO THE SPIRIT OF THIS THREAD)
That happens to be one of my favorite quotes, Fly. Oh, and you really need to let go of that crush you have on Angela Landsbury from the third season of "Murder, She Wrote." I don't care what you say, she isn't the Doctor Quinn of Cabot Cove...
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09-23-2004, 12:30 PM | #5016 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the pigster still has a picture of loretta swit on the back of his closet door...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-23-2004, 01:18 PM | #5017 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Hell, yes I do. But it's a damn replacment...phil stole my original in the 6th grade, and after defiling it in horrible ways involving jello, he gave it to my homeroom teacher telling her that I, not he, might have been looking at Houlihan, but I was saying Mrs. Anderson's name the whole time. That was just wrong - couldn't get a pass for the john all year long.
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09-23-2004, 03:13 PM | #5019 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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flyman goes around posing as a DEA agent to bust people and keep the stash for himself
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
09-23-2004, 03:24 PM | #5021 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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shaggs manoa is raising an army of terrorist monkeys and training them by teaching them to stick banana's in peoples tailpipes
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
09-23-2004, 05:44 PM | #5028 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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fremen likes to kidnap plumbers named Mario just to make me miserable thinking that one day I will change my desires to southernly located message board posters
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
09-23-2004, 08:21 PM | #5030 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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lmao.........nice one. pigglet was a mistress for kermit. when kermit couldn't handle miss piggy's mood swings he'd call up pigglet,and they would meet under the bridge in the seedy part of town. what a shame.......... |
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09-24-2004, 04:43 AM | #5031 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Man, I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up...I mean, Miss piggy and I are practically related...but since you let the cat out of the bag, fine. Fly used to be known as the Pimp of Swine - he used to call me for the kermit liasons. Always used to make me paint his toenails pink before he'd send me out.
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09-24-2004, 05:06 PM | #5032 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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freakin' pink...always knew the pigster was a little strange..fly's toenails are blue...ergo, the pigster is colorblind...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-24-2004, 05:31 PM | #5033 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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phil, unfortunately, was banned from his local beauty salon for ambushing the manicurist so he could apply the nail polish himself to the clients directly........with his nose!
In the immortal words of the flyman: Freak!
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09-25-2004, 07:05 AM | #5038 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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shaggs likes to eat at the "red eYe" - gunpoint not necessary...at least I think it was red....may have been pink....welll blue...whatever. it was nail polish - all i did was huff it for the fumes. i thought crack-whoring was rock-bottom, but that was before i hit toe-nail polish whoring with loud-mouthed singing frogs..
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