Fly

give it too me sweetheart.......

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uncle phil

Your Time Is Gonna Come
Led Zeppelin


Lyin', cheatin', hurtin, that's all you seem to do.
Messin' around with every guy in town,
Puttin' me down for thinkin' of someone new.
Always the same, playin' your game,
Drive me insane, trouble is gonna come to you,
One of these days and it won't be long,
You'll look for me but baby, I'll be gone.
This is all I gotta say to you woman:

*Your Time Is Gonna Come X4

Made up my mind to break you this time,
Won't be so fine, it's my turn to cry.
Do want you want, I won't take the brunt.
It's fadin' away, can't feel you anymore.
Don't care what you say 'cause I'm goin' away to stay,
Gonna make you pay for that great big hole in my heart.
People talkin' all around,
Watch out woman, no longer
Is the joke gonna be on my heart.
You been bad to me woman,
But it's coming back home to you.
* Chorus

had to be done...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

great freakin' song bud...........i love that song!!!!


and i know my time is gonna come in this joint.



.....speaking of joints.........phil's red barn is chucker buck FULL of the maryjane action.

why do you think he's got all them vehicles?

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uncle phil

you oughta see what's growin' behind the barn...little fly flowers, with a white band toward the top...GOTCHA!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil figures he got me......that's just cuz he is now at this precise moment.........hallucinating.


cuzza what's behind the barn eh.

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paddyjoe

flyman longs to run off behind the barn with uncle phil.

aint love grand....*sigh*

Fly

joe is just jealous

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Fremen

fly drinks a 'pop with splck while watching phil and joe pollinate the 'spinach' behind the barn.

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bundy

meatball once mistook Fremen for one of those runty donkeys that some horses like to hump. that penetrating experience still makes Fremen quiver when he sees horses.

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bernadette

bundy likes horseys. if ya know what i mean...

the horseys really don't like bundy so much... but sometimes, every now & then, they're in the mood for some hot bundy...




<small>i'm going to hell. that was the last nail in my coffin, huh?</small>

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bundy

Bernadette has changed her name... she was actually named Bernadettie Spaghetti...

now its just Bernadette... like Prince and Ronaldo...

that was lame, but its all i got atm...




baby we're all going to hell... but heck, its sure going to be funny (and nonsensical) down there!!

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bernadette

bundy has his hands down his pants 75% of the day.

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paddyjoe

bernadette has her hands down bundys pants the other 25%.

bundy

PJ has his hands down Flymans pants 75% of the day.

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Fremen

bundy searches his pants for his Munky 100% of the day...

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bundy

fremen wears panthose on the outside of his pants 100% of the day...





up up and away... its SUPER FREMEN!!!

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bernadette

paddyjoe lies! it he who has his hands down bundy's pants the remaining 25%.
the other 75% of paddyjoe's day he spends trying to get his hands down fly's pants, but fly smacks him senseless with empty blue bottles.



Bundy is wearing a lacy thong right now & feels oh so pretty.

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Fremen

bernadette and bundy are one person 50% of the day...

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bundy

Fremen and Bernadettie Spaghetti are one person the other 50% of the time.

Fremen also shares himself with PJ, splck, unoaman, uncle phil and Flyman... each getting an equal 10% of the day...

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Fly

plays with dolls........



'nuff said!





*and how the hell did i get involved in this trip?*

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paddyjoe

flymans pants are open to one and all


*frickin perv*

Fremen

When joe says all, he means especially him.



*down boy, down*

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bundy

Fremen, being a rodent of some description is actually petrified of PJ (who is a black cat...)

but what he doesn't know is that while PJ may be his natural predator, he is also drunk; and thus completely incapable of preying on anything but Guinness.

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bernadette

bundy has macaroni stuffed in his nose right now. odd, but true.

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JumpinJesus

bernadette keeps a lifesize cardboard cutout of Ed Begley, Jr. which she high-fives every morning before starting her day.

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Fly

JumpinJesus likes to go door to door trying to sell books about robots for dummies.

and he's the perfect salesman.

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bundy

i filled out a questionaire on Canada the other day for a Canadian exchange students research...

questions 16-50 were about foreign impressions of Canada (like, 'what do you first think when asked about Canada?' and such...)

Flyman is the entire reason as to why i could think of nothing but weed and weak blue beer...

(oh, i though about Canola as well, but thats another story)

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bernadette

bundy has macaroni stuffed in his ears now. odd, but true.

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Fremen

bernadette has a bad case of the hic-cups.

<input type='submit' value='hic-cup' onClick="alert('omg! bundy has macaroni stuffed in his ears now. odd, but true.');">

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bernadette

Fremen knows things that nobody else does!

<input type='submit' value='like omg' onClick="alert('Fremen knows where bundy last stuffed his macaroni. odd, but true.');">

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Fremen

bernie knows I know that she knows that I know that she knows that I know everything about bundy's macaroni obsession.

<input type='submit' value='you know what else?'onClick="alert('made you look! :-p');">

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bundy

Fremen is actually a Pyon alien. his weak point is his tail which when under attack becomes as weak as dry macaroni.

and bernadettie spaghetti is only concerned with my penchant for macaroni because she cares for her pasta relatives...

<input type='submit' value='guess what!!!' onClick="alert('bastardo...eh! streno. ma vero.');">

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Fly

bundy has pasta his time already,the poor dude talks to aliens and guys like Fremen.

he is so bent outta shape that he has to hang with the likes of paddyjoe.

now folks i ask you,......can we let a fellow member get this low?



...and phil.....that'd be a TRIPLE whammy baby........yes....triple.

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paddyjoe

flyman has to lie about having Cuban cigars just to make people like him.....


so sad man. you, Bill Clinton, and your cigars. nice party............eh

bundy

Flyman and Bill Clinton (aka Fremen) have agreed to shoot a smutty b-grade stick-flick entitled, Inside Your Oval Orifice...

PJ will be the chief cameraman/cinematographer, Phil will be the producer... and Bernadettie Spaghetti has agreed to direct.



what a MEGA WHAMMY that was...

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Fly

FUCKIN" EH MAN!!!!!



*bows down,......."we're not worthy,we're not worthy."*




beautiful slice bundy.......man after that....i ain't even got anything.


carry on with bundy's secret folks.






*..........still applauding on way out..........*

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bundy

**bows**


...and that fucker bundy, well he wasn't even invited onto the set to help out with Inside Your Oval Orifice. what a loser.

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Fly

bundy never got invited cuz....well....he never really did put on the pantyhose eh.....so,we sorta couldn't rely on him being at a whole with his feminine side so....well...to not beat around the bush....


.......he didn't make the cut.

sorry to break it to you like this bud in an open forum and all.

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ngdawg

Ever wonder about Flyman's passions for sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Why he's mad for reefer? Well, here's why....his father is.......

none other than Dr. Johnny Fever, that whacked-out, burnt-out, rock and rolling DJ from WKRP in Cincinnati!!
Sorry, dude.....I just couldn't hold it in any longer.....

Fly

"you ever really gotten into your hand man?"


you nailed it.....he is my dad.

how did you figure it out?




ngdawg likes to watch old reruns of 70's sitcoms.

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