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Fremen · 06-30-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wonderwench
Peetster's favorite food is a lime green jello with spam.

You been peeking in my recipe box?

pigglet is a little too fascinated with male/female electric plugs.
He's been thrown out of every large hardware store-chain in a 100 mile radius for fondling the merchandise.
He's resorted to going to the little mom and pop stores to get his pervy jollies. For shame.

eggers · 06-30-2004, 06:22 PM

Fremen is gay.

Fremen · 06-30-2004, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eggers
Fremen is gay.

I guess you haven't grasped the concept of this game yet.

eggers · 06-30-2004, 06:29 PM

lol, ok, heres one:

Fremen spends on average 6.3 hours a day coming up with his next post for this thread.

Peetster · 06-30-2004, 06:33 PM

Last night Fremen was busted in a lithium smuggling operation that spanned several states. Spot was taken into protective custody. He hid his face as newsmen snapped pictures. We're all embarrassed for him.

Peetster · 06-30-2004, 06:42 PM

eggers, no.

The idea is not to simply insult, but to take funny elements from the prior posts and to weave them into your post. Try again.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 07:28 PM

Meanwhile, high above the city, Peetster wonders why his lithium shipment hasn't arrived yet.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:10 PM

SM clerks at the electronics counter of the Walgreens at which Peetster refills his lithium prescription.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:19 PM

Wenchie comes into the Walgreen's once a month to buy hemorrhoid cream.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:21 PM

SM steals the hemorrhoid cream from me and uses it as a sexual lubricant, although the results are far from satisfactory.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:23 PM

The results are unsatisfactory because Wenchie uses the cream for toothpaste and refills the tube with model airplane glue.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:25 PM

SM has no idea what really goes on because he huffs all of the airplane glue.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:26 PM

I wouldn't huff all of the glue if Wenchie didn't huff all of the spray paint as fast as I can stock it.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:27 PM

SM spray painted his body blue and christened himself the Giant Smurf by hitting himself over the head with a bottle of Shiner Bock.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:31 PM

Wenchie hijacked a Shiner delivery truck while she was high on spray paint because she mistakenly believed it was full of Two Buck Chuck.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:32 PM

As I rolled on down the highway, I spied SM hitchhiking; he was all dolled up in his tranny outfit, trolling for kinky truckers.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:34 PM

Wenchie stopped and picked me up and proceeded to get me drunk on Shiner Bock.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:36 PM

Once SM was thoroughly soused, I rolled him and stole his Mac Cosmetics, stripped him and left him on the doorstep of St. Vincent de Paul's in Witchita.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:40 PM

But the joke was on Wenchie because the cash in my wallet was counterfeit and the cosmetics had been secretly replaced with itching powder.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:42 PM

Back at St. Vincent de Paul's, SM shocked the Blue Haired ladies with his Blue Nakedness; the BHLs gave him a pair of handyman overalls so that he could conceal his naughty bits.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:46 PM

Wenchie was stopped at the Nebraska state line with a stolen truck, a wad of counterfeit C-notes, and a bad case of jock itch. She was jailed for ninety days, during which she traded lukewarm Shiner Bock to the other inmates for cigarettes and porn.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 08:48 PM

Wenchie flipped SM as the source of the counterfeit C-notes. He was arrested and thrown into a cell with Mike Tyson; SM became Tyson's beeyatch.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 08:52 PM

Wenchie spent her sentence playing quarters in the drunk tank with Martha Stewart, Scott Pederson, and O.J. Simpson. Everytime she lost a round, they made her ride a Shiner bottle like it was a Sybian machine.

Fremen · 06-30-2004, 10:42 PM

SinMo drank so much SB he ended up in the same cell with Wenchie and Martha Stewart made him stitch doilies using used dental floss.

Casus Belli · 07-01-2004, 02:36 AM

Fremen beats off to wet umbrella's

uncle phil · 07-01-2004, 12:16 PM

the war-like one sports a "give peace a chance" bumper sticker on his citroen...

Bill O'Rights · 07-01-2004, 01:10 PM

uncle phil has always wanted a Citroen...but his feet are just too damn big to work the pedals.

uncle phil · 07-02-2004, 01:05 PM

bill's feet were too big to work the pedals of his first tricycle...

wonderwench · 07-02-2004, 01:07 PM

uncle phil bought Bill's tricycle at a yard sale and now rides it around town while wearing a Barney the Dinosaur costume; he scares small children and elderly ladies.

SinisterMotives · 07-02-2004, 01:11 PM

Wenchie's Barney costume is a little too roomy in the bust for Uncle Phil due to her botched silicon implant job years ago.

ObieX · 07-02-2004, 01:12 PM

wonderwench entered a pie eating contest - as a pie. Was later seen being wrapped in plastic wrap and placed into a refrigerator uneaten.

Edit: BAH! SM beat me to it hmm...

SM has a fetish for pirate peg-legs. Especially the rubber-tipped ones.

SinisterMotives · 07-02-2004, 01:18 PM

ObieX fled for the hills in panic when he heard War of the Worlds on the radio - many years after everyone else knew about the hoax.

Bill O'Rights · 07-02-2004, 01:20 PM

SinisterMotives' motives aren't really sinister, at all!! In fact, SM is far too lazy to have any motives at all.

SinisterMotives · 07-02-2004, 01:23 PM

Bill O'Rights has a firm grasp of punctuation, but his sentence structure could use some work.

Edit: Doh! Bill changed his period to an actual statement while I was posting.

Bill can usually be found sticking flyers for a New Age bluegrass revue under people's windshield wipers in the Jitney Jungle parking lot.

wonderwench · 07-02-2004, 01:25 PM

SM has a firm grasp of....well, nevermind. Let's just say he is mighty handy at being self-sufficient.

SinisterMotives · 07-02-2004, 01:30 PM

Wenchie hotwired her vibrator so she can turn it up to eleven. It seems she is numb to the ten factory presets already.

wonderwench · 07-02-2004, 01:37 PM

SM hotwired his microwave so he could explode kittens more quickly.

ObieX · 07-02-2004, 01:42 PM

Impressed by SMs hotwiring skills, wonderwench asked him to modify her vibrator to add a "warming sensation".

SinisterMotives · 07-02-2004, 01:45 PM

Wenchie's cabana boy told me he has cut her down to three glasses of wine per evening. He says he's tired of prying her loose from the pool drain when she gets to feeling frisky.

Edit: ObieX beat me to the punch!

ObieX was arrested for streaking at the Special Olympics.

ObieX · 07-02-2004, 01:49 PM

Sinister owns a large stuffed animal named "Mr. Pickles". Mr. Pickles has many mysterious stained holes.

06-30-2004, 10:42 PM	#4584 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SinMo drank so much SB he ended up in the same cell with Wenchie and Martha Stewart made him stitch doilies using used dental floss. __________________ Google

07-01-2004, 12:16 PM	#4586 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the war-like one sports a "give peace a chance" bumper sticker on his citroen... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2004, 01:10 PM	#4587 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	uncle phil has always wanted a Citroen...but his feet are just too damn big to work the pedals. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-02-2004, 01:05 PM	#4588 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bill's feet were too big to work the pedals of his first tricycle... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2004, 01:12 PM	#4591 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	wonderwench entered a pie eating contest - as a pie. Was later seen being wrapped in plastic wrap and placed into a refrigerator uneaten. Edit: BAH! SM beat me to it hmm... SM has a fetish for pirate peg-legs. Especially the rubber-tipped ones. __________________ We Must Dissent. Last edited by ObieX; 07-02-2004 at 01:16 PM..

06-30-2004, 06:22 PM	#4562 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	Fremen is gay.

06-30-2004, 06:29 PM	#4564 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	lol, ok, heres one: Fremen spends on average 6.3 hours a day coming up with his next post for this thread.

06-30-2004, 06:33 PM	#4565 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Last night Fremen was busted in a lithium smuggling operation that spanned several states. Spot was taken into protective custody. He hid his face as newsmen snapped pictures. We're all embarrassed for him.

06-30-2004, 06:42 PM	#4566 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	eggers, no. The idea is not to simply insult, but to take funny elements from the prior posts and to weave them into your post. Try again.

06-30-2004, 07:28 PM	#4567 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Meanwhile, high above the city, Peetster wonders why his lithium shipment hasn't arrived yet.

06-30-2004, 08:10 PM	#4568 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SM clerks at the electronics counter of the Walgreens at which Peetster refills his lithium prescription.

06-30-2004, 08:19 PM	#4569 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie comes into the Walgreen's once a month to buy hemorrhoid cream.

06-30-2004, 08:21 PM	#4570 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SM steals the hemorrhoid cream from me and uses it as a sexual lubricant, although the results are far from satisfactory.

06-30-2004, 08:23 PM	#4571 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	The results are unsatisfactory because Wenchie uses the cream for toothpaste and refills the tube with model airplane glue.

06-30-2004, 08:25 PM	#4572 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SM has no idea what really goes on because he huffs all of the airplane glue.

06-30-2004, 08:26 PM	#4573 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	I wouldn't huff all of the glue if Wenchie didn't huff all of the spray paint as fast as I can stock it.

06-30-2004, 08:27 PM	#4574 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SM spray painted his body blue and christened himself the Giant Smurf by hitting himself over the head with a bottle of Shiner Bock.

06-30-2004, 08:31 PM	#4575 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie hijacked a Shiner delivery truck while she was high on spray paint because she mistakenly believed it was full of Two Buck Chuck.

06-30-2004, 08:32 PM	#4576 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	As I rolled on down the highway, I spied SM hitchhiking; he was all dolled up in his tranny outfit, trolling for kinky truckers.

06-30-2004, 08:34 PM	#4577 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie stopped and picked me up and proceeded to get me drunk on Shiner Bock.

06-30-2004, 08:36 PM	#4578 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	Once SM was thoroughly soused, I rolled him and stole his Mac Cosmetics, stripped him and left him on the doorstep of St. Vincent de Paul's in Witchita.

06-30-2004, 08:40 PM	#4579 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	But the joke was on Wenchie because the cash in my wallet was counterfeit and the cosmetics had been secretly replaced with itching powder.

06-30-2004, 08:42 PM	#4580 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	Back at St. Vincent de Paul's, SM shocked the Blue Haired ladies with his Blue Nakedness; the BHLs gave him a pair of handyman overalls so that he could conceal his naughty bits.

06-30-2004, 08:46 PM	#4581 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie was stopped at the Nebraska state line with a stolen truck, a wad of counterfeit C-notes, and a bad case of jock itch. She was jailed for ninety days, during which she traded lukewarm Shiner Bock to the other inmates for cigarettes and porn.

06-30-2004, 08:48 PM	#4582 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	Wenchie flipped SM as the source of the counterfeit C-notes. He was arrested and thrown into a cell with Mike Tyson; SM became Tyson's beeyatch.

06-30-2004, 08:52 PM	#4583 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie spent her sentence playing quarters in the drunk tank with Martha Stewart, Scott Pederson, and O.J. Simpson. Everytime she lost a round, they made her ride a Shiner bottle like it was a Sybian machine.

07-01-2004, 02:36 AM	#4585 (permalink)
Casus Belli Crazy	Fremen beats off to wet umbrella's

07-02-2004, 01:07 PM	#4589 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	uncle phil bought Bill's tricycle at a yard sale and now rides it around town while wearing a Barney the Dinosaur costume; he scares small children and elderly ladies.

07-02-2004, 01:11 PM	#4590 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie's Barney costume is a little too roomy in the bust for Uncle Phil due to her botched silicon implant job years ago.

07-02-2004, 01:18 PM	#4592 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	ObieX fled for the hills in panic when he heard War of the Worlds on the radio - many years after everyone else knew about the hoax.

07-02-2004, 01:20 PM	#4593 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	SinisterMotives' motives aren't really sinister, at all!! In fact, SM is far too lazy to have any motives at all. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-02-2004, 01:23 PM	#4594 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Bill O'Rights has a firm grasp of punctuation, but his sentence structure could use some work. Edit: Doh! Bill changed his period to an actual statement while I was posting. Bill can usually be found sticking flyers for a New Age bluegrass revue under people's windshield wipers in the Jitney Jungle parking lot. Last edited by SinisterMotives; 07-02-2004 at 01:28 PM..

07-02-2004, 01:25 PM	#4595 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SM has a firm grasp of....well, nevermind. Let's just say he is mighty handy at being self-sufficient. Last edited by wonderwench; 07-02-2004 at 01:43 PM..

07-02-2004, 01:30 PM	#4596 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie hotwired her vibrator so she can turn it up to eleven. It seems she is numb to the ten factory presets already.

07-02-2004, 01:37 PM	#4597 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SM hotwired his microwave so he could explode kittens more quickly.