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Old 06-23-2004, 12:49 PM   #4441 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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...while uncle phil watched.
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Old 06-23-2004, 12:52 PM   #4442 (permalink)
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Bill secretly wishes Alyson Hannigan would dye her hair black...
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Old 06-23-2004, 01:44 PM   #4443 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2004, 02:27 PM   #4444 (permalink)
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Six is secretly a billionare spends money like crazy. In fact he just bought her a new pony. A pinto in fact. Its cute, and its name is spot.
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Old 06-23-2004, 04:28 PM   #4445 (permalink)
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Rugger needs to see his physician about upping his daily lithium dosage. 50 mg twice a day isn't really taking the edge off. He also needs to stop tounging the pills and feeding them to Spot. He's going to damage the young horse's fragile eggshell mind.
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Old 06-23-2004, 04:53 PM   #4446 (permalink)
pig
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Peetster saw Spot in the desert - it changed his life.
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Old 06-23-2004, 06:41 PM   #4447 (permalink)
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Pinto's

Pigglet has dressed/lived as a man for 13 years.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:10 PM   #4448 (permalink)
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six is a mustard seed farmer
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:13 PM   #4449 (permalink)
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Kurtisj works as a waitress full time for much less than minimum wage.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:44 PM   #4450 (permalink)
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six gave birth to a 8 pound steak....the afterbirth....was fried onions
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:50 PM   #4451 (permalink)
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Kurtisj bought the meat and onions from me for three dollars.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:58 PM   #4452 (permalink)
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six puts on a white tie and tails, and walks her cobra through the park. she named the cobra beverly. she tought it how to fetch, and how to dial a phone. one day, the snake bit the maid...so with tears in her eyes, she shot the maid.
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Old 06-24-2004, 03:39 AM   #4453 (permalink)
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kurtisj has a pet gerbil named "Frank". He dresses the gerbil in a ballerina outfit and takes it grocery shopping for yogurt.

He talks to Frank constantly. Adults with small children cross the street to avoid making eye contact.
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Old 06-24-2004, 05:23 AM   #4454 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by SixEdxMia
Charlatan has a foot fetish.
Not so deep and not so dark a secret...




When Peetster signed up at the TFP he had initially intended to be the Peester (reflecting his interest in golden showers)... but typos will be typos...


(I hear Hal can change your user name if you ask him nicely)
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Old 06-24-2004, 07:33 AM   #4455 (permalink)
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Charlatan has a foot fetish...

but only if they are removed precisely at the ankle.
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Old 06-24-2004, 08:55 AM   #4456 (permalink)
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Peetster just can't stop potato printing.
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:29 PM   #4457 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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castex rarely uses tp...
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:40 PM   #4458 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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And uncle phil knows that because since he lost that "really good job" at Enron, he's had to take in other peoples laundry.
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Old 06-24-2004, 01:16 PM   #4459 (permalink)
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Bill O'Rights is Unlce Phil's new companys personal stain specialist.
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Old 06-24-2004, 02:09 PM   #4460 (permalink)
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six masturbates to the teletubbies
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Old 06-24-2004, 02:12 PM   #4461 (permalink)
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kurtisj killed wolf-man jack with a trident
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Old 06-24-2004, 04:29 PM   #4462 (permalink)
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kurtisj plays the harp at school plays.
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Old 06-24-2004, 04:32 PM   #4463 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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kurtisj sees double, and posts likewise...

and, the big 1 plays the glockenspiel at school plays...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-24-2004, 04:38 PM   #4464 (permalink)
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uncle phil got confused when he went out for lawn equipment purchases.
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Old 06-24-2004, 05:01 PM   #4465 (permalink)
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theone showers in grain alcohol, and used his thigh as an anvil
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Old 06-24-2004, 08:21 PM   #4466 (permalink)
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kurtisj eats, and enjoys, his boogers.
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Old 06-24-2004, 09:20 PM   #4467 (permalink)
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peet bathes in vodka, and feeds his children shrimp skampi
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:22 AM   #4468 (permalink)
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kurtisj is obsessed with water sports this evening.
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Old 06-25-2004, 04:44 AM   #4469 (permalink)
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iamtheone can't stand these sexual window shoppers, just dabbling in pastimes to which he's made a lifelong commitment.
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Old 06-25-2004, 05:23 AM   #4470 (permalink)
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castex pees in his neighbours garden just to watch the plants die...
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Old 06-25-2004, 05:28 AM   #4471 (permalink)
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Charlatan once posed nude for a navy recruitement poster, it was unfortunately, never used. You can however see the origional hanging in the mess hall of the uss constitution.
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Old 06-25-2004, 06:48 AM   #4472 (permalink)
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Tecoyah was the recruiting officer that selected Charlatan for the poster. He was demoted for poor judgement and sent to Guam to be in charge of recreational services.
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Old 06-25-2004, 06:52 AM   #4473 (permalink)
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Peetster is in love with me,and I am in love with him,but I question what his plans are for me and all of those marshmallows.
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Old 06-25-2004, 07:08 AM   #4474 (permalink)
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You love the marshmallows, in fact thats the only part of the whole deal you are comfortable with. Peetster loves you but only for spot, your adorable pinto (who is now addicted to Lithium, my bad)
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Old 06-25-2004, 07:13 AM   #4475 (permalink)
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Ruggerp11 only loves me for my money.
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Old 06-25-2004, 07:24 AM   #4476 (permalink)
Is In Love
 
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Six loves everyone for their money. Or maybe she just loves their doggy style?
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Old 06-25-2004, 07:39 AM   #4477 (permalink)
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Averett,You are broke and I was hot for your sock. : X
*ahem* Their peetster style,mind you.....

Averett has a pet donkey that she purchased on a recent trip to Mexico,she swears they are only "friends".
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Old 06-25-2004, 08:01 AM   #4478 (permalink)
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Six wants to introduce the donkey to spot, the lithium addicted Pinto, and hopes for a family of work animals that she can feed marshmallows.
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Old 06-25-2004, 08:05 AM   #4479 (permalink)
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Peetster gets me drunk and tries to touch my"special" places.I dont mind,but dont tell him that,I'm diggin the free booze.
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Old 06-25-2004, 08:52 AM   #4480 (permalink)
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Six is in secret negotiations for the production rights, of her life story as an ABC Afterschool Special.
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