pig

tecoyah hires underage prostitues and makes them dress up like tom cruise and yell "show me the money" at him for hours on end

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

SixEdxMia

Pigglet is the drunk guy from the first Wayne's world.

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pig

Six always thought that if she could get Chris Farley into the suit the guy wore on the "The Great Ameican Hero," she'd never have to fantasize about what her knight in shining armor would look like. Believe it or not, she's walking on air...

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Fremen

That's funny and imaginative.

pigglet secures his bedcovers with weights so he gets that tucked in feeling all night long, without having to call his mother into his bedroom more than once.

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pig

after much forethought and consideration, fremen told me the other day that the only drawback to making passionate love to a koala was his distaste for euchalyptus (sp?) leaves...he giggled when i asked him how he knew....

/thanks - i still miss that show. imagine finding your hero playing some guy on matlock. but i loved that show too. sadly enough, you have no idea how close your secret would have hit home when i was six

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todd

Pigglet's secret is that I post a lot right after he does.

Fly

everquest seems to really enjoy being a post whore right behind pigglet...........

...hehe....right behind him......hehehe

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SaltPork

Flyman actually lives in a tenement in Newark, NJ and is a narcotics officer. He's logged every comment about drugs that everyone here has ever made and turned the logs over the the FBI.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

SixEdxMia

Remember the SNL skit with Chris Farley and Patrick
Swazye aS Chip'NDale dancers?
I sure do..
Jeebus He was on fire..

Wrkime Sold me hash.

Pigglet got his user name only after having spent His entire childhood sold into slave labor busting his ass in the ferrowing house. Oh.. and because his nose.. looks like this (**)

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WarWagon

SixEd gets people drunk, just so she can shave her name into their back hair.

Fremen

WW stands behind Six and makes sure his prized pupil makes no spelling errors. He's anal that way.

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fillips

fremen was born with 3 testicles

SixEdxMia

Fillips was born with none.

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fillips

SixEdxMia had a penis with no hole

iamtheone

fillips liked to watch 6ed get backed up.

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uncle phil

he'stheone sprinkles blueberries on his breakfast yogurt...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle p switches iam's blueberries for rabbit droppings.

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SixEdxMia

Fremen collects the droppings for him from a rabbit hutch out side of the old lady next doors bedroom window..

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Honey,We're home.

Fly

which happens to be right next door to Six,who happily jots down notes on the old lady's ways,so she can use them when she gets old.

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SterlingStudios

SixEdxMia

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Honey,We're home.

tecoyah

Six absolutely loves meat between bread, as a sandwich cures the deepest cravings from within......hmmmm bratworst

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SixEdxMia

Tecoyah only says that because He stole sixteen sandwiches from our last family picnic and tried to lure hungry hobos into doing his yardwork.. than he blamed it on me.


You should know I don't eat meat. I just chew it and spit it out.

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Honey,We're home.

tecoyah

Hurts so good........and they did a damn good job.

Six has spent many a year, honing the ability to measure the intellect of a foe, by guessing thier weight.

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SixEdxMia

Tecoyah sends me poetry.Lots of it,I pat him on the back and tell him his writing style rivals that of Edgar Allen poe,when in fact.. he spells his own name wrong more than half of the time.

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Honey,We're home.

uncle phil

6-ed still roasts banana peels...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SixEdxMia

Uncle Phil Isn't really my Uncle Phil,He's my father,but my mom never told my dad,So why should I?

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Honey,We're home.

iamtheone

6'edx likes to watch toast burn in the microwave for hours.

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World's King

iamtheone isn't really the one. Well, not in the way you're thinking. iamtheone is reffering to being the one that has a fondness for little dogs.

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Peetster

Original King is a registered Republican.

Fremen

Peetster knows this because they attend the same brunches.

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SixEdxMia

Fremen has a thing for fat chicks wrapped in celophane.(As do most republicans)

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Fremen

Six thinks she sees ninjas around every corner, but in actuality they are lost tobogganists looking for their toboggan.

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Fly

Fremen wishes he wore a touque........


and that he drank molson canadian ..................eh

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SterlingStudios

Peetster

Flyman voted "no" on Proposition 72 Legalizing Marijuana instead of "yes" by mistake because he was stoned. How sad.

SixEdxMia

Peetster cheats at bakeoffs. : X

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Fremen

Six bakes at cheatoffs.



/confused

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SixEdxMia

Fremen cheats and can't bake.

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Fremen

Six wishes she could bake as good as I cheat...er...something like that...

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SixEdxMia

Fremen failed the third grade.Twice.

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Fremen

Six can't count correctly. (it was three times, first two were practice runs)

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