bundy

goodness me.

not knowing anything of your heathen government i'm not sure if thats a good thing or not.
is this vice president he/she hot?

if, as the title suggests, he/she is the president of vices... then count me in!



diddagirl isn't aware that in most places on this planet, a 'didda' is a female goat, who is in heat.

diddas can be extremely destructive to crops. almost akin to locusts.

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jay-g

diddagirl

Ahhhh. I am so disturbed now.

jay-g so wished he had didda's hiding out at his house.

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Fremen

diddagirl stands at attention when Captain Crunch is poured in her bowl.


edit: wrong gender. sorry.

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mml

Fremen has a penchant for orange lip stick.

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uncle phil

mml has been awaiting eagerly for my return...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bparker805

uncle phil is really my father...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( ala luke skywalker )

he is our only hope.
no, there is another...

Fly

bparker's area code is 805....


go ahead.....call him

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diddagirl

Flyman has been secretely stalking bparker
...oooopppps...not a secret anymore

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mml

diddagirl wears Underroos.

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skier

mml has a time transport device that he uses to beat my posts and make me look a fool!

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mml

Skier is slower than me but strangely thinks along the same lines and he likes to think about granny panties. YUK!

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skier

mml secretly likes to think about granny panties too because we think the same!!

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Fly

skier is a little drip............check the av.

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mml

Flyman is a little weed. (or maybe a big weed)

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uncle phil

mml left his sleeper jammies at the last brownie-scout overnight he attended...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

skier

uncle phil secretly enjoys reading posts about how many posts it takes before you can see the titty board@

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Fremen

skier longs to enhance his 80's record collection with Whams' Greatest Hits, Vol. 2.

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Conclamo Ludus

Fremen will be happy to autograph skier's record when he aquires it.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

diddagirl

Conclamo Ludud would be happy to share his 80's record collection with both Fremen and Skier.

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feelgood

diddagirl would be happy to spend some time with me

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bundy

hey, i've got that... oh, /me shuts up now...


feelgood was the president of 'that other guy in Wham!'s fan club... what am i saying... he still is...

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skier

OMG YOU HAVE MY RECORD!!!!!

...



I mean, bundy, I am expressing casual interest in your 80's record that contains no value to me whatsoever and will not be the crowning glory of my set.

(Bundy secretly wants to give away Wham's Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 to skier)

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paddyjoe

Ahhh, you're the one! skier loves to lip-synch to Wham on his back porch, and charge the neighborhood kids a quarter to watch.

uncle phil

pj used to be president of the george michael fan club...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bparker805

uncle phil knows this because he is the president of the Wham! fan club.

Conclamo Ludus

bparker805 knows this because he is president of the Andrew Ridgely fan club.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

bundy

Con Clamo knows this because he lost to bparker in the Andrew Ridgely fan club elections.

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bernadette

bundy know this because he was one of the judges of the Andrew Ridgely fan club elections.

he wore a white shirt with his collar flipped up & had extra mousse in his mullet for the occasion.

oh & he accepts bribe money, Con Clamo. just so you know next time.

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Fremen

bernie knows this 'cause she sees through her monitor!



/puts away his wee Fremen

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uncle phil

fremen is a closet yankee fan...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil yanks it in the closet. not sure if he keeps the fan on.

mml

uncle phil just yankees in the closet.

edit:
AAArrrgggg I'm too slow - but good thinking Paddy.


Paddy likes to drink his Guiness through a straw.

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Conclamo Ludus

mml drinks gravy through a straw

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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iamtheone

Conclamo Ludus is a fictional Special Agent of a fictional government bureau

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Think for Yourself Question Authority

Conclamo Ludus

iamtheone doesn't know that he is under my fictional surveillance.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Fremen

Con-Lu senses the strengthening of the bond between the One and the Way of the Blossoming Onion.

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bundy

Fremen is desperately jealous of Con Clamo Ludus's new name... C-Lu

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bernadette

bundy is desparately seeking to "step up to the plate."

yknow he wants to follow in fly's footsteps & be the next tfper to don the pantyhose.
he may publicly deny that, but it's true.

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Fly

bern is on the mark tonight

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