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bundy · 03-18-2004, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
md once peed in the closet because he mistook it for the bathroom...

haha...
i love it when that happens.
i have a friend who pissed all over his girlfriends entire shoe collection because he thought her cupboard was her toilet.

anyway, back to mml's dirty laundry...

mml is secretly hoping that John Kerry turns out to be Batman... so that when he wins this years election, she can see him drive up to the White House door in his shiny black Batmobile.

paddyjoe · 03-19-2004, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
haha...
i have a friend

Oh God
bundy's secret

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
. pissed all over his girlfriends entire shoe collection

is they're still sopping wet and smelly.

Not only does he eat a pound of asperagus first, he can laugh about it with us, and blame 'a friend'.

Fly · 03-19-2004, 05:38 AM

pj is mighty pissed he never got to catch the shoe pissing incident on film

cuz he loves women's shoes

uncle phil · 03-19-2004, 12:42 PM

fly is falling in love with snow white at this very moment...(or is it tinkerbell...)

Conclamo Ludus · 03-19-2004, 02:51 PM

uncle phil can only read coloring books

Fremen · 03-19-2004, 06:05 PM

Con can read just fine, he just can't keep himself from coloring in some farm animals and whatnot onto great works by Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, Lewis, and Shaquille O'neal. <--- (I crack me up)

queedo · 03-19-2004, 08:25 PM

sexycat,

Likes to give qpid head!

Conclamo Ludus · 03-19-2004, 09:59 PM

Queedo is actually a new line of Speedo.

Fly · 03-20-2004, 06:20 AM

C Ludas is the one who parades up and down the runways with the "i'm too sexy for my"song on and he is wearing the queedo speedos

jay-g · 03-21-2004, 01:08 AM

Flyman eats his roaches...

diddagirl · 03-21-2004, 11:22 AM

Jay-g can only fall asleep while listening to Britney Spears "Sometimes I run"...hehehe

Conclamo Ludus · 03-23-2004, 07:42 PM

Every square foot of diddagirl's front yard is covered in pink plastic flamingoes.

Fly · 03-23-2004, 09:47 PM

C Ludas wants to sleep w/ pink plastic flamingos

*i knew you were a little wierd*

Date the Banana · 03-23-2004, 10:05 PM

Flyman once stood up and opposed the legalization of all combustive entertainments.

jay-g · 03-24-2004, 02:32 AM

One day hopes to be in a Fruit of the Looms commercial.

mml · 03-24-2004, 01:41 PM

jay-g has every Fruit of the Loom comercial cataloged on video tape.

Pheatius · 03-24-2004, 01:53 PM

MML confuses his fruit of the loom with his fruit of the loins quite often. Very Embarrassing.

mml · 03-24-2004, 02:30 PM

Pheatius is obssessed with the fruit of my loins. Very Unsettling.

Ah hell, who can blame him.

Conclamo Ludus · 03-24-2004, 03:12 PM

mml has fruity loins?

Fremen · 03-24-2004, 04:35 PM

Con-lu likes to paint pictures of fruity loins.

PredeconInferno · 03-24-2004, 11:59 PM

Fremen has no idea what a Fruity loin is.

paddyjoe · 03-25-2004, 05:26 AM

PredeconInferno tried to order a half pound of thinly sliced fruity loin at the deli counter.

Fly · 03-25-2004, 07:32 AM

paddyjoe IS a fruity loin.....

and he lets his freak flag fly.......you know..the rainbow one

paddyjoe · 03-25-2004, 08:27 AM

flyman might want to be reminded who was caught in the hose.

freakin hoser!

jay-g · 03-25-2004, 03:15 PM

Paddyjoe eats lucky charms, and drinks pints. And he has a leprechaun tied up in his closet.

diddagirl · 03-25-2004, 08:16 PM

jay-g eats leprechauns for breakfast.

PredeconInferno · 03-25-2004, 11:13 PM

Diddagirl eats Jay-gs for brekfast.

Batman976 · 03-25-2004, 11:28 PM

PredeconInferno thinks Peter Griffin is married to a man named Louis.

Fly · 03-26-2004, 12:54 AM

Batman is the alias that Louis goes by.

bundy · 03-26-2004, 01:14 AM

Flyman secretly created another tfp identity to take some of the panty-hose heat off him...

but the problem is, silent_jay is so obviously Flymans alter-ego that he hasn't fooled anyone.

hey Fly, remember what happened to AIR45=BONES=STEVEYZERMAN=TERRESQUE...

jay-g · 03-26-2004, 01:16 AM

Secretly wishes, he sold shoes like Al Bundy....

monkeydriven · 03-26-2004, 07:06 AM

Jay g really only cares about the past

Fly · 03-26-2004, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
Flyman secretly created another tfp identity to take some of the panty-hose heat off him...

but the problem is, silent_jay is so obviously Flymans alter-ego that he hasn't fooled anyone.

hey Fly, remember what happened to AIR45=BONES=STEVEYZERMAN=TERRESQUE...

WRONG...........only one flyman my friend.

jay is his own entity.

monkrydriven wants to see bart strap on a guitar and sing.."come as you are"

paddyjoe · 03-26-2004, 03:45 PM

At this very moment, flyman is begging splck for at least one of his balls back.

bparker805 · 03-26-2004, 03:55 PM

paddyjoe has a teletubby plush collection hiding under the bed

jay-g · 03-26-2004, 04:35 PM

bparker is the real Cobra Commander

Conclamo Ludus · 03-26-2004, 07:37 PM

jay-g is the real Baroness

stash · 03-26-2004, 08:17 PM

Conclamo Ludus is your mom. WHAT NOW!!?!?!?

bundy · 03-26-2004, 08:38 PM

stash and vanden are affected by the rapid commercialisation of soho.

diddagirl · 03-26-2004, 09:54 PM

Bundy pulled a Monica Lewinsky with the Vice President.

03-19-2004, 05:38 AM	#3603 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	pj is mighty pissed he never got to catch the shoe pissing incident on film cuz he loves women's shoes __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-19-2004, 12:42 PM	#3604 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly is falling in love with snow white at this very moment...(or is it tinkerbell...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-19-2004, 02:51 PM	#3605 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil can only read coloring books __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-19-2004, 06:05 PM	#3606 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Con can read just fine, he just can't keep himself from coloring in some farm animals and whatnot onto great works by Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, Lewis, and Shaquille O'neal. <--- (I crack me up) __________________ Google

03-19-2004, 08:25 PM	#3607 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	sexycat, Likes to give qpid head! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

03-19-2004, 09:59 PM	#3608 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Queedo is actually a new line of Speedo. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-20-2004, 06:20 AM	#3609 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludas is the one who parades up and down the runways with the "i'm too sexy for my"song on and he is wearing the queedo speedos __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-21-2004, 01:08 AM	#3610 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	Flyman eats his roaches...

03-21-2004, 11:22 AM	#3611 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	Jay-g can only fall asleep while listening to Britney Spears "Sometimes I run"...hehehe __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

03-23-2004, 07:42 PM	#3612 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Every square foot of diddagirl's front yard is covered in pink plastic flamingoes. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-23-2004, 09:47 PM	#3613 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludas wants to sleep w/ pink plastic flamingos i knew you were a little wierd __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-23-2004, 10:05 PM	#3614 (permalink)
Date the Banana Insane Location: Japan	Flyman once stood up and opposed the legalization of all combustive entertainments. __________________ all work and no play make Date something something

03-24-2004, 02:32 AM	#3615 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	One day hopes to be in a Fruit of the Looms commercial.

03-24-2004, 01:41 PM	#3616 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	jay-g has every Fruit of the Loom comercial cataloged on video tape. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

03-24-2004, 01:53 PM	#3617 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	MML confuses his fruit of the loom with his fruit of the loins quite often. Very Embarrassing.

03-25-2004, 11:13 PM	#3627 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	Diddagirl eats Jay-gs for brekfast. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

03-24-2004, 02:30 PM	#3618 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	Pheatius is obssessed with the fruit of my loins. Very Unsettling. Ah hell, who can blame him. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

03-24-2004, 03:12 PM	#3619 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	mml has fruity loins? __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-24-2004, 04:35 PM	#3620 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Con-lu likes to paint pictures of fruity loins. __________________ Google

03-24-2004, 11:59 PM	#3621 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	Fremen has no idea what a Fruity loin is. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

03-25-2004, 05:26 AM	#3622 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	PredeconInferno tried to order a half pound of thinly sliced fruity loin at the deli counter.

03-25-2004, 07:32 AM	#3623 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe IS a fruity loin..... and he lets his freak flag fly.......you know..the rainbow one __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-25-2004, 08:27 AM	#3624 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman might want to be reminded who was caught in the hose. freakin hoser!

03-25-2004, 03:15 PM	#3625 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	Paddyjoe eats lucky charms, and drinks pints. And he has a leprechaun tied up in his closet.

03-25-2004, 08:16 PM	#3626 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	jay-g eats leprechauns for breakfast. __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

03-25-2004, 11:28 PM	#3628 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	PredeconInferno thinks Peter Griffin is married to a man named Louis. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

03-26-2004, 12:54 AM	#3629 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Batman is the alias that Louis goes by. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-26-2004, 01:14 AM	#3630 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Flyman secretly created another tfp identity to take some of the panty-hose heat off him... but the problem is, silent_jay is so obviously Flymans alter-ego that he hasn't fooled anyone. hey Fly, remember what happened to AIR45=BONES=STEVEYZERMAN=TERRESQUE... __________________ Ohayo!!!

03-26-2004, 01:16 AM	#3631 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	Secretly wishes, he sold shoes like Al Bundy....

03-26-2004, 07:06 AM	#3632 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Jay g really only cares about the past __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

03-26-2004, 03:45 PM	#3634 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	At this very moment, flyman is begging splck for at least one of his balls back.

03-26-2004, 03:55 PM	#3635 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	paddyjoe has a teletubby plush collection hiding under the bed

03-26-2004, 04:35 PM	#3636 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	bparker is the real Cobra Commander

03-26-2004, 07:37 PM	#3637 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	jay-g is the real Baroness __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-26-2004, 08:17 PM	#3638 (permalink)
stash Upright	Conclamo Ludus is your mom. WHAT NOW!!?!?!?

03-26-2004, 08:38 PM	#3639 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	stash and vanden are affected by the rapid commercialisation of soho. __________________ Ohayo!!!