You Are Evil! The triumphant return of the classic game.
 

OK, here's how it works: Explain how and/or why the poster before you is evil.

Very simple. Start with your's truly.

Have fun, but not so much that it's evil. :)

Top is evil cuz he's too damn fine at brewing the perfect beer.



*bastard*

Fly is not evil, therefore he"s cheating and that might be evil?

The guestroom looks mighty-fine to me.

Ourcrazymodern has probably only been evil once, for not putting
the cap back on the toothpaste I bet.

Ring is evil for making compelling posts late at night and forcing me to lose sleep while concocting suitably askew replies.

Tophat is evil cuz now I gots Bad Brains 'God of love' stuck in my head.

Ring is evil cuz she auto-submerged herself.

Ring is evil for her constant misuse of guitar strings.

grolsch is evil because I bit my tongue trying to pronounce grolsch.:D

Ring is evil for interdicting the last printing of Mad Magazine and replacing the cover with one showing Mohammed E. al-Newman saying, "What? Me jihad?". This would have been merely amusing if it weren't part of his insidious plan to create a terrorist haven in Kerplechestan.

Tophat is evil because he stole Gene Simmons'eses tongue.

Ring is evil because at the thanksgiving table in a small mid-western town
she let it slip that she thinks Osama Bin Laden is handsome.

Ring you naughty person. I know the depths of your evil. You train attach ferrets to infiltrate the UPS shipping centers in the week before Christmas and bite the zip codes off the shipping labels.

It's not evil that you teach them to recognize the scent of fruitcake and pee on those packages - that's actually a public service, along the lines of sticking a label on them reading, "WARNING: Package contains Fruitcake and/or Larks' Vomit."