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06-20-2003, 09:58 PM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney
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The Ejaculator
A calculation tool (so to speak).
My results were poor. You have made 23.359375 gallons and 194.9434215625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.6611111111111 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,076,400,000,000 little swimmers. The Ejaculator
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06-21-2003, 12:03 AM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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You have made 4.875 gallons and 40.6838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 34.666666666667 yards. You have killed approximately 224,640,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 1248 kittens. But I am still young.
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06-21-2003, 01:51 AM
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Psycho
Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys
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You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 60.666666666667 yards. You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 2184 kittens. and im only 19 ! |
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06-21-2003, 05:34 AM
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Insane
Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!
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You have made 29.25 gallons and 244.103067 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.08 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,347,840,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 7488 kittens Maybe i should get another hobby!!!
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06-21-2003, 07:01 AM
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Psycho
Location: Columbia Falls, MT
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You have made 29.791666666667 gallons and 248.62349416667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 5720 kittens
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06-21-2003, 07:16 AM
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Speaking of needing a new hobby.....
You have made 162.5 gallons and 1356.12815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields! You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 31200 kittens. Damn....
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06-21-2003, 09:53 AM
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Practical Anarchist
Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood
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You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 26 yards. You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 936 kittens. i fucking loose
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06-21-2003, 11:39 AM
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Addict
Location: Canada
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You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 52 yards. You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 1872 kittens. Doing pretty fuckin good so far. This deserves a good jerk-off. BBL
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06-21-2003, 05:40 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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killin' kittens *snicker*
Just adds to the joy. 7696 of the fuzzy lil monsters.... and counting. Only 30+ gallons, tho. Had to save some for the old lady, y'know.
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