ring

I do not know if this has been done before.

I will give an example.

"I am hard as glass."

"soft as a lullabye."

Your turn.

Fly

i am hard as a penis

soft as a vagina

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SterlingStudios

ring

I am hard as ruler across your knuckles,

and soft enough to thank you for at least responding.

uncle phil

i am harder than solid geometry,

and softer than a baby's butt...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bhamv

I am harder than theoretical calculus to a one month old baby.

I am softer than a mother's breast to that same one month old baby.

Fremen

I am hard as pudding skin...

And soft as the pudding beneath it.

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squeeeb

i am hard as jello, and soft as granite

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onward to mayhem!

ring

I am hard as Shotokai.

and soft as Baguazhang.

Fly

i am hard as bass guitar

and soft as a mandolin

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

I am as hard as imagination

And as soft as dogma.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Amaras

I am as hard as determination,
and as soft as a dream.

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

ring

I am hard as a law,

and soft as a pardon.

BadNick

I'm as hard as oak, as soft as pine.

Don't let a pine board hit you in the head.

I'm as hard as navy blue, as soft as pink

ItWasMe

I am hard as a scream

I am soft as a whisper

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

BadNick

piano man says

I am as hard as C8.

I am as soft as B0.

BadNick

I am as hard as the Arctic.

I am as soft as the Amazon.

IdolGirl

I am hard as a rabid pit bull, and soft as a newborn kitten

basspervert

As hard as wind,
As soft as rain.
but no matter,
time wears us all away.

BadNick

I am as hard as the sound of shattering glass

soft as a feather fluttering from my breath.

Hain

"Hard as a ... butterfly
Soft as a ... bee?"

I am hard as a swear
Soft as a compliment

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ring

I am hard as definition,

And soft as disambiguation.

Tophat665

I'm harder than a satyr on viagra doing Chinese algebra in a strip club.
Soft as a cotton souffle.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

I'm hard to budge,

and soft as a nudge.

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm as hard as I can be;

as soft as I want to be.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I'm hard to forget;

and soft as forgiving.

Fly

i'm as hard as a beer bottle

and soft as a beer can



yeah...........that's it

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SterlingStudios

BadNick

thanks Fly ...I happen to be in a beer mood so

I'm as hard as a Guinness Stout

soft as a Asahi Super Dry


btw, I really like Asahi Super Dry with some foods but when I ordered it recently at the local Asian restaurant as a light accompaniment to my maki rolls, the proprietor told me "it's so light it's a lady's beer"; luckily I'm confident enough in my manhood to drink a bunch of it anyway.

Tophat665

Hard as an oiled blacksmith puzzle done with mittens.

Soft as the memory of a hint of a whisper of a distant librarian.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ItWasMe

Oooh I love that one Ring!

I'm as hard as the crust
And as soft as the filling.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

Ourcrazymodern?

Life is hard as it is

And as soft as you make it.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

BadNick

I am hard as a hard pretzel

soft as a soft pretzel ...both with spicy mustard please.

jewels

I'm hard as steel.

I am soft as a goose down pillow.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Ourcrazymodern?

As hard as need,
and as soft as indulgence.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I'm hard as despair,

and soft as hope.