Hard and Soft.
 

I do not know if this has been done before.

I will give an example.

"I am hard as glass."

"soft as a lullabye."

Your turn.

i am hard as a penis

soft as a vagina






:D

I am hard as ruler across your knuckles,

and soft enough to thank you for at least responding.

i am harder than solid geometry,

and softer than a baby's butt...

I am harder than theoretical calculus to a one month old baby.

I am softer than a mother's breast to that same one month old baby.

I am hard as pudding skin...

And soft as the pudding beneath it.

i am hard as jello, and soft as granite

I am hard as Shotokai.

and soft as Baguazhang.

i am hard as bass guitar

and soft as a mandolin

I am as hard as imagination

And as soft as dogma.

I am as hard as determination,
and as soft as a dream.

I am hard as a law,

and soft as a pardon.

I'm as hard as oak, as soft as pine.

Don't let a pine board hit you in the head.

I'm as hard as navy blue, as soft as pink

I am hard as a scream

I am soft as a whisper

piano man says

I am as hard as C8.

I am as soft as B0.

I am as hard as the Arctic.

I am as soft as the Amazon.

I am hard as a rabid pit bull, and soft as a newborn kitten

As hard as wind,
As soft as rain.
but no matter,
time wears us all away.

I am as hard as the sound of shattering glass

soft as a feather fluttering from my breath.

"Hard as a ... butterfly
Soft as a ... bee?"

I am hard as a swear
Soft as a compliment

I am hard as definition,

And soft as disambiguation.

I'm harder than a satyr on viagra doing Chinese algebra in a strip club.
Soft as a cotton souffle.

I'm hard to budge,

and soft as a nudge.

I'm as hard as I can be;

as soft as I want to be.

I'm hard to forget;

and soft as forgiving.

i'm as hard as a beer bottle

and soft as a beer can



yeah...........that's it

thanks Fly ...I happen to be in a beer mood so

I'm as hard as a Guinness Stout

soft as a Asahi Super Dry


btw, I really like Asahi Super Dry with some foods but when I ordered it recently at the local Asian restaurant as a light accompaniment to my maki rolls, the proprietor told me "it's so light it's a lady's beer"; luckily I'm confident enough in my manhood to drink a bunch of it anyway.

Hard as an oiled blacksmith puzzle done with mittens.

Soft as the memory of a hint of a whisper of a distant librarian.

Oooh I love that one Ring!

I'm as hard as the crust
And as soft as the filling.

Life is hard as it is

And as soft as you make it.

I am hard as a hard pretzel

soft as a soft pretzel ...both with spicy mustard please.

I'm hard as steel.

I am soft as a goose down pillow.

As hard as need,
and as soft as indulgence.

I'm hard as despair,

and soft as hope.