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JadziaDax · 06-24-2003, 02:53 PM

I think she means it...
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World's King · 06-24-2003, 02:57 PM

Fuckin' cat people.

Meridae'n · 06-24-2003, 03:21 PM

There's only one thing better than three cats in a bucket: one cat in three buckets...

G_Whiz · 06-24-2003, 03:23 PM

Hate to say the I disagree with WK's assessment.

I do find the ad particularly funny. I'm not sure that the guy realized what might happen if he issued that ultimatum. Gotta be careful what you ask for. Or in this case, he needed to be sure what the response would be.

From a personal perspective, right now I am down on cats. I am fighting the losing battle to keep them from using my new landscaping as their litter box.

uncle phil · 06-24-2003, 04:22 PM

saw this a few years ago...don't know who won, though...

grumpyolddude · 06-24-2003, 04:25 PM

Cats have two good uses: as targets or as missles.

mirevolver · 06-24-2003, 04:31 PM

I sympathize with the man, being a dog person myself.

cchris · 06-24-2003, 05:10 PM

I love cats.
Just couldn't eat a whole one though.

troit · 06-24-2003, 05:56 PM

My ex- had a rule -- a new cat every year we weren't married. Three cats later -- I'm out the door and better off for it... 'cause she had to keep the cats!!

grumpyolddude · 06-24-2003, 07:59 PM

troit, you lasted thre years? That's sadistic.... or one badass lady!

richeee · 06-24-2003, 08:09 PM

So many cats- so little soy sauce.

bundy · 06-24-2003, 11:54 PM

thats classic.
i bet she gets an offer for the cat before the dude.

rat · 06-25-2003, 12:10 PM

I love both types of animals.

I'm a big dog kind of person. If it's under 80 pounds, it's a barkbox on stilts to me. Wrotweilers, boxers, pits, and especially German Shepherds are the dogs for me. Not too big on pincers because they're pretty high-strung.

On the other hand, I seem to always bond with my friends' cats, but only the grey ones. It's strange. I have four different friends with cats I love, and they're all grey, and have pretty much the same personalities. Grey persians have to be my favorite cats, though they do tend to shed quite a bit.

I figure when I get my own place after I get my degree (3 years weeeeeeeeee), I'll get myself a pre-trained shepherd and a lowkey persian. While cats may be the "emotionally superior and independent" pet, there's nothin like havin a great dog to run around and wrestle with. Call me a sap, but that's where it's at.

alpha phi · 06-26-2003, 05:55 AM

The cat goes or I do.............
Can I help you pack?
:scoops kitty litter into EX's suitcase:

Cat's are sooooo.......much easier to live with!!!

Peetster · 06-26-2003, 06:45 AM

It's a great poster, though. The cat may be easier to live with, but...

bender · 06-26-2003, 07:59 AM

I've seen that, and I bet that most women pick the cat.

snakedr · 06-26-2003, 08:39 AM

Cat, the other white meat!!!!

MSD · 06-26-2003, 10:56 AM

I like cats, but I don't think I could deal with more than 2 (maybe 3) in a house. They MUST BE LITTER BOX TRAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-24-2003, 02:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	An Ultimatum <center> I think she means it... </center>

06-24-2003, 02:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Fuckin' cat people. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-24-2003, 03:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	There's only one thing better than three cats in a bucket: one cat in three buckets... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-24-2003, 03:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Hate to say the I disagree with WK's assessment. I do find the ad particularly funny. I'm not sure that the guy realized what might happen if he issued that ultimatum. Gotta be careful what you ask for. Or in this case, he needed to be sure what the response would be. From a personal perspective, right now I am down on cats. I am fighting the losing battle to keep them from using my new landscaping as their litter box. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

06-24-2003, 04:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	saw this a few years ago...don't know who won, though... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-24-2003, 04:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Cats have two good uses: as targets or as missles. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-24-2003, 04:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	I sympathize with the man, being a dog person myself. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

06-24-2003, 05:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I love cats. Just couldn't eat a whole one though. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-24-2003, 05:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	My ex- had a rule -- a new cat every year we weren't married. Three cats later -- I'm out the door and better off for it... 'cause she had to keep the cats!! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-24-2003, 07:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	troit, you lasted thre years? That's sadistic.... or one badass lady! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-24-2003, 08:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	So many cats- so little soy sauce. __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-24-2003, 11:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats classic. i bet she gets an offer for the cat before the dude. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-26-2003, 05:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	The cat goes or I do............. Can I help you pack? :scoops kitty litter into EX's suitcase: Cat's are sooooo.......much easier to live with!!! __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

06-26-2003, 06:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	It's a great poster, though. The cat may be easier to live with, but...

06-26-2003, 07:59 AM	#16 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	I've seen that, and I bet that most women pick the cat.

06-26-2003, 08:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
snakedr Upright	Cat, the other white meat!!!! __________________ It's not how big your motor is.....it's how well you shift it!!

06-26-2003, 10:56 AM	#18 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I like cats, but I don't think I could deal with more than 2 (maybe 3) in a house. They MUST BE LITTER BOX TRAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!