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JadziaDax 06-24-2003 02:53 PM

An Ultimatum
 
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I think she means it...
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World's King 06-24-2003 02:57 PM

Fuckin' cat people.

Meridae'n 06-24-2003 03:21 PM

There's only one thing better than three cats in a bucket: one cat in three buckets...

G_Whiz 06-24-2003 03:23 PM

Hate to say the I disagree with WK's assessment.

I do find the ad particularly funny. I'm not sure that the guy realized what might happen if he issued that ultimatum. Gotta be careful what you ask for. Or in this case, he needed to be sure what the response would be.

From a personal perspective, right now I am down on cats. I am fighting the losing battle to keep them from using my new landscaping as their litter box.

uncle phil 06-24-2003 04:22 PM

saw this a few years ago...don't know who won, though...

grumpyolddude 06-24-2003 04:25 PM

Cats have two good uses: as targets or as missles.

mirevolver 06-24-2003 04:31 PM

I sympathize with the man, being a dog person myself.

cchris 06-24-2003 05:10 PM

I love cats.
Just couldn't eat a whole one though.

troit 06-24-2003 05:56 PM

My ex- had a rule -- a new cat every year we weren't married. Three cats later -- I'm out the door and better off for it... 'cause she had to keep the cats!! :) :)

grumpyolddude 06-24-2003 07:59 PM

troit, you lasted thre years? That's sadistic.... or one badass lady!

richeee 06-24-2003 08:09 PM

So many cats- so little soy sauce.

bundy 06-24-2003 11:54 PM

thats classic.
i bet she gets an offer for the cat before the dude.

rat 06-25-2003 12:10 PM

I love both types of animals.

I'm a big dog kind of person. If it's under 80 pounds, it's a barkbox on stilts to me. Wrotweilers, boxers, pits, and especially German Shepherds are the dogs for me. Not too big on pincers because they're pretty high-strung.

On the other hand, I seem to always bond with my friends' cats, but only the grey ones. It's strange. I have four different friends with cats I love, and they're all grey, and have pretty much the same personalities. Grey persians have to be my favorite cats, though they do tend to shed quite a bit.

I figure when I get my own place after I get my degree (3 years weeeeeeeeee), I'll get myself a pre-trained shepherd and a lowkey persian. While cats may be the "emotionally superior and independent" pet, there's nothin like havin a great dog to run around and wrestle with. Call me a sap, but that's where it's at.

alpha phi 06-26-2003 05:55 AM

The cat goes or I do.............
Can I help you pack?
:scoops kitty litter into EX's suitcase:

Cat's are sooooo.......much easier to live with!!!

Peetster 06-26-2003 06:45 AM

It's a great poster, though. The cat may be easier to live with, but...

bender 06-26-2003 07:59 AM

I've seen that, and I bet that most women pick the cat.

snakedr 06-26-2003 08:39 AM

Cat, the other white meat!!!!

MSD 06-26-2003 10:56 AM

I like cats, but I don't think I could deal with more than 2 (maybe 3) in a house. They MUST BE LITTER BOX TRAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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