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Old 07-23-2003, 08:00 AM   #121 (permalink)
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HAHA....Love that movie...Blues Brothers

The song rigth after it is Hold on I'm Comin'

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I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:10 AM   #122 (permalink)
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That'd be blazing saddles if I am not mistaken?
Sorry, this quote was stated on the second page It's Goldfinger.
Moving along:

The Silence of the Lambs

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"I'll be goddamned! What is happening with the cops today? Huh? Don't you know you're endangering the lives of some villains?!"
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:12 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Demolition Man

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I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:28 AM   #124 (permalink)
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One flew over the Cuckoo's nest

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If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat, if you shoot this man, you die next.
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:40 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Resevoir Dogs!!

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Brother's don't shake hands, brother's gotta hug!
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:56 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Tommy Boy

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No one laughs at a master of Quack-Fu!
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Old 07-24-2003, 08:22 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Howard the Duck


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If you don't pay me now, I'm going to take this swizzle-stick, and I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.
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Old 07-24-2003, 08:59 AM   #128 (permalink)
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>shudder< Deuce Bigalow

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I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:52 AM   #129 (permalink)
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2001: A Space Odyssey

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<s>"E.T. phone home."</s>

"Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself."
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Old 07-26-2003, 05:44 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Payback


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"I have to have coffee with Davenport tomorrow, what should I do then? I'll tell you what, I'll take him to the White Rose, I'll get him blown..."

"No! Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. With a guy like that you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. You wait for him to bring it up."
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:42 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Air America

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Keeping the theme alive
"What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?"
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Old 07-27-2003, 01:30 PM   #132 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
 
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True Lies


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(I guess I started a theme....)


You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:41 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Good Morning Vietnam

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(I guess I'll stick to the theme)

"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:48 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Clerks


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(until someone else changes the theme...)

If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you're just letting an opportunity pass you by.
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:39 AM   #135 (permalink)
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A Few Good Men

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(damn a blowjob quote?)

girl 1: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
girl 2: A quart or so.
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:54 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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"You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie."
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:55 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Mighty Aphrodite

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I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:14 AM   #138 (permalink)
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The Big Lebowski

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A: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

B: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

A: Not right now.

B: A girl's gotta have her standards
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:34 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Real Genius

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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:37 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Real Genius


Damn you tulax......



Old School.



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Your mother sucks cocks in HELL!!!!!
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:54 PM   #141 (permalink)
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The Exorcist (Ok, I had to go to IMDB for that one)
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Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:39 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Clerks? (if not disregard this post)
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First man: "Mistletoe...many a maid lost her resolve to me, thanks to this little plant."

Second man: "In my country, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants."
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:10 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison!"
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:30 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Office Space

"Hey, where the hell you going?"
"To get laid. Where the hell you goin?"
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:48 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Originally posted by tulax
The Exorcist (Ok, I had to go to IMDB for that one)
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Scary movie 2.... sorry How ever, since that movie is parodied in Scary movie, there is no doubt of a double quote
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:11 PM   #146 (permalink)
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Shaft!

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"Suck me, beautiful!"
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:59 AM   #147 (permalink)
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American Pie


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Do you want to sleep over?

Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.
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Old 08-04-2003, 11:15 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Notting Hill



"Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
"Well there goes your social life."
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Old 08-05-2003, 03:41 AM   #149 (permalink)
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Clueless

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"They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it."
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:33 AM   #150 (permalink)
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Blade II

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As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

Is this a great country, or what?
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