HAHA....Love that movie...Blues Brothers

The song rigth after it is Hold on I'm Comin'

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I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Sorry, this quote was stated on the second page :D It's Goldfinger.
Moving along:

The Silence of the Lambs

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"I'll be goddamned! What is happening with the cops today? Huh? Don't you know you're endangering the lives of some villains?!"

Demolition Man

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I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.

One flew over the Cuckoo's nest

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If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat, if you shoot this man, you die next.

Resevoir Dogs!!

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Brother's don't shake hands, brother's gotta hug!

Tommy Boy

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No one laughs at a master of Quack-Fu!

Howard the Duck


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If you don't pay me now, I'm going to take this swizzle-stick, and I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.

>shudder< Deuce Bigalow

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I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

2001: A Space Odyssey

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<s>"E.T. phone home."</s>

"Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself."

Payback


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"I have to have coffee with Davenport tomorrow, what should I do then? I'll tell you what, I'll take him to the White Rose, I'll get him blown..."

"No! Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. With a guy like that you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. You wait for him to bring it up."

Air America

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Keeping the theme alive
"What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?"

True Lies


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(I guess I started a theme....)


You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.

Good Morning Vietnam

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(I guess I'll stick to the theme)

"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Clerks


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(until someone else changes the theme...)

If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you're just letting an opportunity pass you by.

A Few Good Men

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(damn a blowjob quote?)

girl 1: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
girl 2: A quart or so.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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"You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie."

Mighty Aphrodite

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I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

The Big Lebowski

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A: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

B: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

A: Not right now.

B: A girl's gotta have her standards

Real Genius

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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

Real Genius


Damn you tulax......



Old School.



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Your mother sucks cocks in HELL!!!!!

The Exorcist (Ok, I had to go to IMDB for that one)
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Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

Clerks? (if not disregard this post)
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First man: "Mistletoe...many a maid lost her resolve to me, thanks to this little plant."

Second man: "In my country, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants."

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison!"

Office Space

"Hey, where the hell you going?"
"To get laid. Where the hell you goin?"

Scary movie 2.... sorry :( How ever, since that movie is parodied in Scary movie, there is no doubt of a double quote

Shaft!

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"Suck me, beautiful!"

American Pie


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Do you want to sleep over?

Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

Notting Hill



"Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
"Well there goes your social life."

Clueless

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"They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it."

Blade II

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As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

Is this a great country, or what?