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HAHA....Love that movie...Blues Brothers
The song rigth after it is Hold on I'm Comin' --------------------------------------------------------- I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. |
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Moving along: The Silence of the Lambs ... "I'll be goddamned! What is happening with the cops today? Huh? Don't you know you're endangering the lives of some villains?!" |
Demolition Man
-- I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this. |
One flew over the Cuckoo's nest
----------------------------------------------------- If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat, if you shoot this man, you die next. |
Resevoir Dogs!!
_______________________________________ Brother's don't shake hands, brother's gotta hug! |
Tommy Boy
---------------------- No one laughs at a master of Quack-Fu! |
Howard the Duck
---------- If you don't pay me now, I'm going to take this swizzle-stick, and I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole. |
>shudder< Deuce Bigalow
-------------------------------------- I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. |
2001: A Space Odyssey
... <s>"E.T. phone home."</s> "Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself." |
Payback
-------------- "I have to have coffee with Davenport tomorrow, what should I do then? I'll tell you what, I'll take him to the White Rose, I'll get him blown..." "No! Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. With a guy like that you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. You wait for him to bring it up." |
Air America
... Keeping the theme alive "What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?" |
True Lies
----------- (I guess I started a theme....) You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history. |
Good Morning Vietnam
------------------------------- (I guess I'll stick to the theme) "Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!" |
Clerks
------------ (until someone else changes the theme...) If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you're just letting an opportunity pass you by. |
A Few Good Men
------------------------------------------ (damn a blowjob quote?) girl 1: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? girl 2: A quart or so. |
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
-------------------------------------------------------- "You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie." |
Mighty Aphrodite
--------------------- I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars |
The Big Lebowski
------------------------------ A: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. B: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? A: Not right now. B: A girl's gotta have her standards |
Real Genius
--------------- True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend |
Real Genius
Damn you tulax...... Old School. ---------------------------------- Your mother sucks cocks in HELL!!!!! |
The Exorcist (Ok, I had to go to IMDB for that one)
--------------- Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? |
Clerks? (if not disregard this post)
---------------- First man: "Mistletoe...many a maid lost her resolve to me, thanks to this little plant." Second man: "In my country, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants." |
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
... "We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison!" |
Office Space
"Hey, where the hell you going?" "To get laid. Where the hell you goin?" |
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Scary movie 2.... sorry :( How ever, since that movie is parodied in Scary movie, there is no doubt of a double quote |
Shaft!
--------------------------------- "Suck me, beautiful!" |
American Pie
--------------- Do you want to sleep over? Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman. |
Notting Hill
"Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." "Well there goes your social life." |
Clueless
... "They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it." |
Blade II
-------------- As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that. Is this a great country, or what? |
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