I left my milk container out for a few hours - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

HWClarence · 09-13-2007, 02:40 AM

Yo, im new here.

I left my milk container out for a few hours. is it ok or spoiled?

Went to the grocer and forgot to put it in when i got home....

Lasereth · 09-13-2007, 03:27 AM

How long is a few hours? At my old job we left milk out for 2 hours at a time but never longer than that.

maleficent · 09-13-2007, 03:39 AM

depends on how warm the room is where it was left out...

open the milk an give it a sniff.. you'll know if it's spoiled or not

Cynthetiq · 09-13-2007, 04:11 AM

if you can't smell like some people, pour a little into hot water or coffee. if it curdles when it hits the heat, you know it's bad.

generally it also means that your shelf life of the milk will not last as long as advertised (on the bottle/box) if you have left it out for any length of time.

Crack · 09-13-2007, 04:24 AM

Man up! Put on some old spice, make a baby, then take a big swig!

QuasiMondo · 09-13-2007, 04:44 AM

If you have Newcomers in the neighborhood, give them a few shots. If they get plastered, then it's spoiled.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-13-2007, 04:48 AM

Once upon a time, milk was left "out" all the time.

This might be how we discovered cheese.

I agree with Crack.

Charlatan · 09-13-2007, 05:10 AM

If your milk container is a cow, you don't have to worry at all.

BadNick · 09-13-2007, 05:34 AM

I wonder if that irradiated milk would last longer at room temp? At least before the container is opened, I doesn't require refrigeration.

Redlemon · 09-13-2007, 05:40 AM

Since it was sealed, I'd think that you have a better chance of it still being OK than if it were opened.

Lady Sage · 09-13-2007, 06:05 AM

2-3 hours should be alright. Otherwise- congrats, you have a great start on sour cream.

abaya · 09-13-2007, 06:18 AM

I just hope you haven't waited until the end of this thread before putting it back in...

Plan9 · 09-13-2007, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crack

Man up! Put on some old spice, make a baby, then take a big swig!

Damn, that advice applies to a lot of stuff.

Nice.

n0nsensical · 09-13-2007, 09:34 AM

This is why you were blessed with a nose.

Infinite_Loser · 09-13-2007, 09:38 AM

Drink it and find out.

freeload · 09-13-2007, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abaya

I just hope you haven't waited until the end of this thread before putting it back in...

This could be a very amusing thred if posted in Tilted Sexuality

Giant Hamburger · 09-13-2007, 05:17 PM

You are going to die.

albania · 09-13-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuasiMondo

If you have Newcomers in the neighborhood, give them a few shots. If they get plastered, then it's spoiled.

Just want to let you know I got the reference, pretty good sci-fi movie, markedly worse sci-fi tv series.

Redlemon · 09-14-2007, 06:20 AM

Quote:

HWClarence
Last Activity: 09-13-2007 06:40 AM

I fear that he tried the milk, and we shall never hear from him again.

The_Jazz · 09-14-2007, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

You are going to die.

Giant Hamburger speaks the truth.

Note: there is no expiration date on his prediction

percy · 09-14-2007, 12:15 PM

Must say,..have seen many more threads locked a lot sooner with much more content.

And I'm not plugging to be a moderator.

Halx must be on holidays

Menoman · 09-15-2007, 12:03 AM

seems like a general discussion topic to me.

pity he is probably laying on his kitchen floor rotting away

ottopilot · 09-15-2007, 12:47 AM

If you were lucky, it would have been a bottle of "dear woman milk" (liebfraumilch) left over from a swank fondu soirée.

Datalife2 · 09-19-2007, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Sage

2-3 hours should be alright. Otherwise- congrats, you have a great start on sour cream.

haha good one.

Sticky · 09-19-2007, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

HWClarence
Last Activity: 09-13-2007 06:40 AM

I fear that he tried the milk, and we shall never hear from him again.

HWClarence is the ultimate nonsense board poster.
The guy finds the site and posts one single completely nonsensical post. Awesome.

Unless as Redlemon suggests - that he drank the milk.

By the way, I think that is a good new Euphemism for death.
"Ya...he drank the milk"

09-13-2007, 02:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
HWClarence Upright	I left my milk container out for a few hours Yo, im new here. I left my milk container out for a few hours. is it ok or spoiled? Went to the grocer and forgot to put it in when i got home....

09-13-2007, 03:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	depends on how warm the room is where it was left out... open the milk an give it a sniff.. you'll know if it's spoiled or not __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

09-13-2007, 04:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	if you can't smell like some people, pour a little into hot water or coffee. if it curdles when it hits the heat, you know it's bad. generally it also means that your shelf life of the milk will not last as long as advertised (on the bottle/box) if you have left it out for any length of time. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION! Last edited by Cynthetiq; 09-13-2007 at 04:11 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

09-13-2007, 04:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Man up! Put on some old spice, make a baby, then take a big swig! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

09-13-2007, 04:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
QuasiMondo Wise-ass Latino Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA	If you have Newcomers in the neighborhood, give them a few shots. If they get plastered, then it's spoiled. __________________ Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. -From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

09-13-2007, 03:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	How long is a few hours? At my old job we left milk out for 2 hours at a time but never longer than that.

09-13-2007, 04:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Once upon a time, milk was left "out" all the time. This might be how we discovered cheese. I agree with Crack. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-13-2007, 05:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	If your milk container is a cow, you don't have to worry at all. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-13-2007, 05:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I wonder if that irradiated milk would last longer at room temp? At least before the container is opened, I doesn't require refrigeration.

09-13-2007, 05:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Since it was sealed, I'd think that you have a better chance of it still being OK than if it were opened. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-13-2007, 06:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	2-3 hours should be alright. Otherwise- congrats, you have a great start on sour cream. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

09-13-2007, 06:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	I just hope you haven't waited until the end of this thread before putting it back in... __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

09-13-2007, 09:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
n0nsensical Junkie Location: San Francisco	This is why you were blessed with a nose.

09-13-2007, 09:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	Drink it and find out. __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

09-13-2007, 05:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	You are going to die.

09-14-2007, 12:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
percy Addict	Must say,..have seen many more threads locked a lot sooner with much more content. And I'm not plugging to be a moderator. Halx must be on holidays

09-15-2007, 12:47 AM	#23 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	If you were lucky, it would have been a bottle of "dear woman milk" (liebfraumilch) left over from a swank fondu soirée.