HWClarence

Yo, im new here.

I left my milk container out for a few hours. is it ok or spoiled?

Went to the grocer and forgot to put it in when i got home....

Lasereth

How long is a few hours? At my old job we left milk out for 2 hours at a time but never longer than that.

maleficent

depends on how warm the room is where it was left out...

open the milk an give it a sniff.. you'll know if it's spoiled or not

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Cynthetiq

if you can't smell like some people, pour a little into hot water or coffee. if it curdles when it hits the heat, you know it's bad.

generally it also means that your shelf life of the milk will not last as long as advertised (on the bottle/box) if you have left it out for any length of time.

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Crack

Man up! Put on some old spice, make a baby, then take a big swig!

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QuasiMondo

If you have Newcomers in the neighborhood, give them a few shots. If they get plastered, then it's spoiled.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Once upon a time, milk was left "out" all the time.

This might be how we discovered cheese.

I agree with Crack.

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Charlatan

If your milk container is a cow, you don't have to worry at all.

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BadNick

I wonder if that irradiated milk would last longer at room temp? At least before the container is opened, I doesn't require refrigeration.

Redlemon

Since it was sealed, I'd think that you have a better chance of it still being OK than if it were opened.

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Lady Sage

2-3 hours should be alright. Otherwise- congrats, you have a great start on sour cream.

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abaya

I just hope you haven't waited until the end of this thread before putting it back in...

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Plan9

Damn, that advice applies to a lot of stuff.

Nice.

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n0nsensical

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Infinite_Loser

Drink it and find out.

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freeload

This could be a very amusing thred if posted in Tilted Sexuality

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Giant Hamburger

You are going to die.

albania

Just want to let you know I got the reference, pretty good sci-fi movie, markedly worse sci-fi tv series.

Redlemon

I fear that he tried the milk, and we shall never hear from him again.

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The_Jazz

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Note: there is no expiration date on his prediction

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percy

Must say,..have seen many more threads locked a lot sooner with much more content.

And I'm not plugging to be a moderator.

Halx must be on holidays

Menoman

seems like a general discussion topic to me.

pity he is probably laying on his kitchen floor rotting away

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ottopilot

If you were lucky, it would have been a bottle of "dear woman milk" (liebfraumilch) left over from a swank fondu soirée.

Datalife2

haha good one.

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Sticky

HWClarence is the ultimate nonsense board poster.
The guy finds the site and posts one single completely nonsensical post. Awesome.

Unless as Redlemon suggests - that he drank the milk.

By the way, I think that is a good new Euphemism for death.
"Ya...he drank the milk"

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