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Old 06-19-2003, 07:05 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Humans are the only creatures on earth that can have sex on the phone.
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Old 06-19-2003, 07:31 AM   #42 (permalink)
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The author of the hymn, "Amazing Grace", used to transport slaves as a seacaptain before he had an epiphany and he "saw" the error of his ways.
He later became a minister of God and influenced many people that helped abolish slavery in the 19th century.
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Old 06-19-2003, 07:34 AM   #43 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-19-2003, 10:12 AM   #44 (permalink)
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The painter "Whistler" sp. famous for the painting of his mother, was a arms smuggler by trade.
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Old 06-19-2003, 11:32 AM   #45 (permalink)
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The human brain operates at a speed equivalent to approx. 100Hz, by comparison, my computer works at 700,000,000 Hz.
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:32 PM   #46 (permalink)
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The human brain operates at a speed equivalent to approx. 100Hz, by comparison, my computer works at 700,000,000 Hz.
I think that speaks volumes about the inefficiency of man.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:32 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Damnit. I am getting bad at this.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:51 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Did you know that in 1980 New Zealand had about 70 MILLION sheep, with only about 3.3 million people!
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:54 PM   #49 (permalink)
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How about New Zealand has 2 million cars, with 4 million people!!!
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Old 06-19-2003, 08:01 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Indonesia: The penalty for masturbation is DECAPITATION.
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Old 06-19-2003, 08:19 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Which head?
That question was bound to come! I was suprised it actually took so long!
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:36 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Did you know that New Zealand is famous for something?

i forget what
New Zealand was the first nation to grant an equal vote to women in a free, national election.
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Old 06-21-2003, 02:13 PM   #53 (permalink)
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The only nation which name starts with 'A', but doesn't end with 'a' is Afghanistan.
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Old 06-21-2003, 02:25 PM   #54 (permalink)
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A cabbie in London is allowed to pee on the nearside tire of his cab!
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Old 06-21-2003, 02:26 PM   #55 (permalink)
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only if he is licensed though !!
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