Humans are the only creatures on earth that can have sex on the phone.

The author of the hymn, "Amazing Grace", used to transport slaves as a seacaptain before he had an epiphany and he "saw" the error of his ways.
He later became a minister of God and influenced many people that helped abolish slavery in the 19th century.
http://www.flash.net/~gaylon/jnewton.htm

The paper clip on my desk is on my desk.

The painter "Whistler" sp. famous for the painting of his mother, was a arms smuggler by trade.

The human brain operates at a speed equivalent to approx. 100Hz, by comparison, my computer works at 700,000,000 Hz.

I think that speaks volumes about the inefficiency of man.

Damnit. I am getting bad at this.

Did you know that in 1980 New Zealand had about 70 MILLION sheep, with only about 3.3 million people!

How about New Zealand has 2 million cars, with 4 million people!!!

Which head?

That question was bound to come! I was suprised it actually took so long! :)

New Zealand was the first nation to grant an equal vote to women in a free, national election.

The only nation which name starts with 'A', but doesn't end with 'a' is Afghanistan.

A cabbie in London is allowed to pee on the nearside tire of his cab!

only if he is licensed though !!